VulcanRam

I dislike dogs. I dislike people who dress their dogs up even more. More than that, I dislike people who treat dogs like they are more important than humans. I also dislike people who make stupid baby noises and voices when they see a dog. 
Most of all I dislike people who think it's acceptable to allow a dog to lick their face (or anywhere else) no doubt having just licked their own arse or balls. 
The Koreans have the right idea about dogs.
I'd quite like a tortoise as a pet. 

I dislike dogs. I dislike people who dress their dogs up even more. More than that, I dislike people who treat dogs like they are more important than humans. I also dislike people who make stupid baby noises and voices when they see a dog. 
Most of all I dislike people who think it's acceptable to allow a dog to lick their face (or anywhere else) no doubt having just licked their own arse or balls. 
The Koreans have the right idea about dogs.
I'd quite like a tortoise as a pet. 

I doubt @David would want you to lick his balls. But each to their own.

Touché 

I doubt @David would want you to lick his balls. But each to their own.

I dislike dogs. I dislike people who dress their dogs up even more. More than that, I dislike people who treat dogs like they are more important than humans. I also dislike people who make stupid baby noises and voices when they see a dog. 
Most of all I dislike people who think it's acceptable to allow a dog to lick their face (or anywhere else) no doubt having just licked their own arse or balls. 
The Koreans have the right idea about dogs.
I'd quite like a tortoise as a pet. 

I dislike dogs. I dislike people who dress their dogs up even more. More than that, I dislike people who treat dogs like they are more important than humans. I also dislike people who make stupid baby noises and voices when they see a dog. 
Most of all I dislike people who think it's acceptable to allow a dog to lick their face (or anywhere else) no doubt having just licked their own arse or balls. 
The Koreans have the right idea about dogs.
I'd quite like a tortoise as a pet. 

If someone has just licked their own arse or balls I doubt that a dog licking their face will worry them.

I dislike dogs. I dislike people who dress their dogs up even more. More than that, I dislike people who treat dogs like they are more important than humans. I also dislike people who make stupid baby noises and voices when they see a dog. 
Most of all I dislike people who think it's acceptable to allow a dog to lick their face (or anywhere else) no doubt having just licked their own arse or balls. 
The Koreans have the right idea about dogs.
I'd quite like a tortoise as a pet. 

Yep, I was waiting for this. 
It's awful, wailing and nashing of teeth, huge outpouring of grief. Cardiff players losing again, but this time losing for Emilio. Tributes, silences, memorials, books of condolence. People crying in the streets and tying scarves to lamposts. Clubs and fans up and down the country joining in unity in showing how upset they are. 
Emilio is such a wonderful player, destined to become a Cardiff legend. We'll never be the same without him and will honour his memory forever. This is where football doesn't matter. Poor lad, poor family, poor us. Cardiff and Nantes linked forever by grief.
 
 
 
 
Oh, by the way, can we have our money back please?  
 

Yep, I was waiting for this. 
It's awful, wailing and nashing of teeth, huge outpouring of grief. Cardiff players losing again, but this time losing for Emilio. Tributes, silences, memorials, books of condolence. People crying in the streets and tying scarves to lamposts. Clubs and fans up and down the country joining in unity in showing how upset they are. 
Emilio is such a wonderful player, destined to become a Cardiff legend. We'll never be the same without him and will honour his memory forever. This is where football doesn't matter. Poor lad, poor family, poor us. Cardiff and Nantes linked forever by grief.
 
 
 
 
Oh, by the way, can we have our money back please?  
 

Yep, I was waiting for this. 
It's awful, wailing and nashing of teeth, huge outpouring of grief. Cardiff players losing again, but this time losing for Emilio. Tributes, silences, memorials, books of condolence. People crying in the streets and tying scarves to lamposts. Clubs and fans up and down the country joining in unity in showing how upset they are. 
Emilio is such a wonderful player, destined to become a Cardiff legend. We'll never be the same without him and will honour his memory forever. This is where football doesn't matter. Poor lad, poor family, poor us. Cardiff and Nantes linked forever by grief.
 
 
 
 
Oh, by the way, can we have our money back please?  
 

Yep, I was waiting for this. 
It's awful, wailing and nashing of teeth, huge outpouring of grief. Cardiff players losing again, but this time losing for Emilio. Tributes, silences, memorials, books of condolence. People crying in the streets and tying scarves to lamposts. Clubs and fans up and down the country joining in unity in showing how upset they are. 
Emilio is such a wonderful player, destined to become a Cardiff legend. We'll never be the same without him and will honour his memory forever. This is where football doesn't matter. Poor lad, poor family, poor us. Cardiff and Nantes linked forever by grief.
 
 
 
 
Oh, by the way, can we have our money back please?  
 

Yep, I was waiting for this. 
It's awful, wailing and nashing of teeth, huge outpouring of grief. Cardiff players losing again, but this time losing for Emilio. Tributes, silences, memorials, books of condolence. People crying in the streets and tying scarves to lamposts. Clubs and fans up and down the country joining in unity in showing how upset they are. 
Emilio is such a wonderful player, destined to become a Cardiff legend. We'll never be the same without him and will honour his memory forever. This is where football doesn't matter. Poor lad, poor family, poor us. Cardiff and Nantes linked forever by grief.
 
 
 
 
Oh, by the way, can we have our money back please?  
 

Yep, I was waiting for this. 
It's awful, wailing and nashing of teeth, huge outpouring of grief. Cardiff players losing again, but this time losing for Emilio. Tributes, silences, memorials, books of condolence. People crying in the streets and tying scarves to lamposts. Clubs and fans up and down the country joining in unity in showing how upset they are. 
Emilio is such a wonderful player, destined to become a Cardiff legend. We'll never be the same without him and will honour his memory forever. This is where football doesn't matter. Poor lad, poor family, poor us. Cardiff and Nantes linked forever by grief.
 
 
 
 
Oh, by the way, can we have our money back please?  
 

Technically this is correct though. If a goal is scored in the 20th minute of a game, it will be recorded as such, even if the ref has previously stopped the game, stopped his watch and we've only technically been playing for 16 minutes.
If a goal goes in 97 minutes after the game has started, it's a goal in the 97th minute.  For the purpose of recording the time of the goal, what is actually on the referee's watch at that time is immaterial.
If there's a 10 minute stoppage and a goal goes in 97 minutes after the game has started, even though the time on the ref's watch only says 87 because he stopped it earlier, it's not recorded as a goal in the 87th minute, is it? 

Mother in law. Let's call her Doris.
Frantic call on Sat afternoon...
Doris: "I'm at the auctions and there's a job lot of those baby wipes you use for £100 - I've looked on Amazon and that's  £35 cheaper than retail!"
Me: No thanks Doris, i don't really want to spend £100 on baby wipes or store a cubic tonne of them in my attic.
Doris (offended): "Well that's silly, you'll buy them anyway"
Me: "Yeah but over a period of 2 years!"
Doris: "Fine."
Later that day, Doris arrives, with a boot load of baby wipes, smug as ****.
Me: "WTF Doris I said No!"
Doris: "Well you were being silly and don't worry - you can pay me back over a period of 2 years if you must."
I now have a cubic tonne of baby wipes and £100 less money.
******* Doris.

The best manager in my lifetime by a long way...promotion, champions and if It wasn’t for the victims... European football..I’m not sure those days are ever going to return..
Arthur Cox’s Blue and White army...

I believe mine is rather marvellous. I've had it for 40+ years and it's never been used either.

Coming Soon.....How GOOD are your Rams Knickers?

I haven't posted pics on here before so I hope this works.
i inherited this mug from my dear old dad, who inherited it from his parents. It's probably the best thing I own!

Positive discrimination.
Gets my goat.
Positive discrimination is discrimination.

Now then young Vulcan. No need to get stressed. Do you ban Uncle Ben's rice from your house?

Ok, here's something that really, REALLY annoys me.
Mel Morris is the owner and chairman of Derby County Football Club. As far as I am aware, he is not related to many of the posters on this board.
So WHY WHY WHY do people insist on calling him "Uncle Mel"? He isn't your ******* uncle (unless he actually is your uncle, in which case consider yourself excused. And lucky.) so don't call him "Uncle Mel".
Nigel Clough is 50 years old. That, granted, isn't exactly pushing up daisies territory, but neither can he be considered young. So WHY WHY WHY do people insist on calling him "Young Nigel"?
Honestly, it does my head in. Please stop.

Ok, here's something that really, REALLY annoys me.
Mel Morris is the owner and chairman of Derby County Football Club. As far as I am aware, he is not related to many of the posters on this board.
So WHY WHY WHY do people insist on calling him "Uncle Mel"? He isn't your ******* uncle (unless he actually is your uncle, in which case consider yourself excused. And lucky.) so don't call him "Uncle Mel".
Nigel Clough is 50 years old. That, granted, isn't exactly pushing up daisies territory, but neither can he be considered young. So WHY WHY WHY do people insist on calling him "Young Nigel"?
Honestly, it does my head in. Please stop.