MuespachRam

Started on the ZX81 and that kickstarted my life-time career (as it did many of us). This was my first computer magazine complete with 1k Space Invaders for the ZX81! Cheers Sir Clive!

We have had Dobermans for over 25 years. We have two now, a male who is 9 and a bitch who is 3, both came back from the US with us.
Darci, the bitch, is the smallest Dobie we've ever had at only 32 kgs or so and her head looks too small for her body when she stands next to her bro.
So we have decided she's a Doberdasche. Doberman body with a Dachshund head sat on top.
This photo of her sat on the chair in my office doesn't give the a real sense of the size of her head but she asked me to stop humiliating her or she'd rip my nut sack off. 

Just back… RIP Milkshake… the best worst dog in the world. 

Just back… RIP Milkshake… the best worst dog in the world. 

"he doesn't very often bite other dogs" = He occasionally bites other dogs.  I'd definitely report her.

For months after my last dog Honey went to sleep, any time i dropped a bit of food on the floor, I’d instinctively call her name! 

Lets see.
Bruce - Noted promotion specialist and considered a good man for a budget side. Had a decent career.
Giggs -  Did OK with Wales to be fair despite his personal qualities.
Hughes - Took Blackburn in to European football, had a reasonable management career with some big jobs.
Blanc - Won 8 trophies with PSG.
Keane - Does have a promotion to his name but in the end very average manager.
Robson - Oversaw the greatest escape in Prem history, other than that very average manager.
Strachan - Won 6 trophies in Scotland and wasn't too bad in the Prem.
 
Obviously a number of ex-players that weren't great but it seems a reasonable balance of success to me. Shall we list the Dutch managers or should we just save some time?

Average number of points to be crowned champions: 94 points
Average number of points to reach play-offs: 74 points
Average number of points to avoid relegation: 47 points
At our current rate of 7 points from 7 games we're on course to finish on 46 (excluding any points deductions), just another 38 nil-nils and a sneaky 1-0 somewhere and we'll be fine. 
 

Thanks brother. Weird when I got home from the office today and no one there to meet me, no barking or activity at all….just walked in to a totally quiet house…

Thanks brother. Weird when I got home from the office today and no one there to meet me, no barking or activity at all….just walked in to a totally quiet house…

Ugh, been through that 3 times and I'm worried about our eldest now as his back legs are playing up.

People without dogs never truly get it, people with dogs do.

Sorry mate!

Just back… RIP Milkshake… the best worst dog in the world. 

I am off to the vets tomorrow with our little dog, had her 13 years and unfortunately she isn’t very well at all and I think the vet is going to call and end to It… gutted, absolutely gutted but she isn’t eating anything and is just vomiting all the time….
She is the thickest dog I have ever know, knows no tricks, has zero loyalty, isn’t snuggly at all, is blatantly disobedient, has always peed and poo in the house every couple of months for no reason, eats anything she finds, dead or alive, rolls in anything horrible outside, drinks the dirtiest puddle water, will get covered in mud and dirt on any walk, hates going in the bath and has the stinkiest breath ever…. Going to miss her so so much. 

Just back… RIP Milkshake… the best worst dog in the world. 

I am off to the vets tomorrow with our little dog, had her 13 years and unfortunately she isn’t very well at all and I think the vet is going to call and end to It… gutted, absolutely gutted but she isn’t eating anything and is just vomiting all the time….
She is the thickest dog I have ever know, knows no tricks, has zero loyalty, isn’t snuggly at all, is blatantly disobedient, has always peed and poo in the house every couple of months for no reason, eats anything she finds, dead or alive, rolls in anything horrible outside, drinks the dirtiest puddle water, will get covered in mud and dirt on any walk, hates going in the bath and has the stinkiest breath ever…. Going to miss her so so much. 

Just back… RIP Milkshake… the best worst dog in the world. 

I am off to the vets tomorrow with our little dog, had her 13 years and unfortunately she isn’t very well at all and I think the vet is going to call and end to It… gutted, absolutely gutted but she isn’t eating anything and is just vomiting all the time….
She is the thickest dog I have ever know, knows no tricks, has zero loyalty, isn’t snuggly at all, is blatantly disobedient, has always peed and poo in the house every couple of months for no reason, eats anything she finds, dead or alive, rolls in anything horrible outside, drinks the dirtiest puddle water, will get covered in mud and dirt on any walk, hates going in the bath and has the stinkiest breath ever…. Going to miss her so so much. 

Out of those…. Bielik isn the only one that made a difference and Rooney has hardly had him fit either. 
And Cocu also had England’s greatest ever goal scorer to pick too…
but as you say, let’s not remember that….

So the only reason we stayed up was because of Gregory….remind me, who signed him? 

The high and lows of this thread get me every time..
RIP, Milkshake.

Condolences fella, its 14 months since we lost our old boy and we still miss him every day.

She sounds awesome. RIP Milkshake x

Just back… RIP Milkshake… the best worst dog in the world. 

Just back… RIP Milkshake… the best worst dog in the world. 

Sorry to here that my friend - I had to do it a few years ago... worst day of my life!