Gee SCREAMER !!

I was there and they did 😁

Can I piss in it first.

We got promoted correctly by finishing third.  It was the load of s**** we bought for tuppence in the January and summer that  cost us.  If we had a fit Barnes and hadn't flogged Oakley we'd have got more points

Surely not.  I kept reading he wasn't pulling up any trees, didn't get any goals and those constant MOTM awards for Ireland didn't count as they were cack, despite having 10 premier league and championship players in the same side. 1.7 million was a great deal for us. Honest, we had their pants down.

Saw that at the Showcase and wondered why there was a long line of very elderly people in front of us.  It really didn't seem their sort of film.  Assumption I suppose but an accurate one.  Poor buggers were on a trip out from a home and the 'carer' had brought them into the wrong film.  They didn't stay after the opening blood all over white leather scene.  Hope they got shifted to the right screening. 

He decided he preferred Man Citys youth team and reserves for 3 years rather than play championship first team at Derby.  I lost interest at that point.

Could be in luck, I think she lives here now . Possibly the same girl I saw crouch down and pee like a cow outside Derby bus station.  At one point it seemed it may merge with the Derwent running just behind.  She then screamed what are you looking to bystanders when that would seem to be blindingly obvious.  Made even more grimly hilarious that there was a pub with a toilet just 20 feet away

Well played.  Cashin excellent.  Ward so much better just playing wide. We do need a striker who can find space and an attacking midfielder though. 

Well played.  Cashin excellent.  Ward so much better just playing wide. We do need a striker who can find space and an attacking midfielder though. 

Should have put Sibley central and ward on wide.  Bradley is a very weird sub

Well played.  Cashin excellent.  Ward so much better just playing wide. We do need a striker who can find space and an attacking midfielder though. 

I'd bring Sibley on to drag their centre backs out.

Their goalie is absolute bobbins

Their goalie is absolute bobbins

Their goalie is absolute bobbins

Can live with the penalty decision but the foul for the FK which they got the 2nd was a blatant dive right in front of the ref.... its such a bad decision.

Or their 12th player in Black.

Unlucky there. It wasn't a foul, it was a dive 

Blackburn at home and a purple face after 20 mins is all I'm saying.

Blackburn at home and a purple face after 20 mins is all I'm saying.

I believe the club must activate contract option within 6 months of a contract running out, or said player can then sign pre contract terms elsewhere.
I'd assume the club must do it by Jan 30th if that's the case, if his contract runs out end of June.  If someone offers  4 million quid like they did in September however, I'd expect Derby to have his taxi booked.  

Do you think his missus got upset when the wedding photo in the bedside frame got replaced with one of Mel doing the bounce.?

He needs new studs first.  No wonder he's had some many injuries, his body positioning with a defender up his back is too weak and he inevitably winds up on the deck.