Parsnip

Yep he's totally proved my doubting self wrong.
Over to Rooney now to do the same...

Ask @DarkFruitsRam7. He's probably lobbing a bottle of piss across a pub as we speak.

I had a brilliant job once mowing grass verges and emptying dog bins on council estates. It was a hot summer and I really wanted to keep the job but I could never seem to get in on a Saturday morning. My boss told me not to turn up again if I missed this next Saturday and I gave him my word I'd be there. I went out as usual that Friday night but somehow managed to find myself in Skegness on Saturday morning so had to find a pay phone and make the excuse of my life. I went into great detail about my sore throat and swollen tonsils and by luck the van I was supposed to be in the back of had broken down anyway and it looked like I was actually going to get away with it until my "friend" opened the door and shouted "he's in Skeggy sack him!". I got sacked.

Her Maj rallying the troops...
 

I had a brilliant job once mowing grass verges and emptying dog bins on council estates. It was a hot summer and I really wanted to keep the job but I could never seem to get in on a Saturday morning. My boss told me not to turn up again if I missed this next Saturday and I gave him my word I'd be there. I went out as usual that Friday night but somehow managed to find myself in Skegness on Saturday morning so had to find a pay phone and make the excuse of my life. I went into great detail about my sore throat and swollen tonsils and by luck the van I was supposed to be in the back of had broken down anyway and it looked like I was actually going to get away with it until my "friend" opened the door and shouted "he's in Skeggy sack him!". I got sacked.

I had a brilliant job once mowing grass verges and emptying dog bins on council estates. It was a hot summer and I really wanted to keep the job but I could never seem to get in on a Saturday morning. My boss told me not to turn up again if I missed this next Saturday and I gave him my word I'd be there. I went out as usual that Friday night but somehow managed to find myself in Skegness on Saturday morning so had to find a pay phone and make the excuse of my life. I went into great detail about my sore throat and swollen tonsils and by luck the van I was supposed to be in the back of had broken down anyway and it looked like I was actually going to get away with it until my "friend" opened the door and shouted "he's in Skeggy sack him!". I got sacked.

Her Maj rallying the troops...
 

Her Maj rallying the troops...
 

I had a brilliant job once mowing grass verges and emptying dog bins on council estates. It was a hot summer and I really wanted to keep the job but I could never seem to get in on a Saturday morning. My boss told me not to turn up again if I missed this next Saturday and I gave him my word I'd be there. I went out as usual that Friday night but somehow managed to find myself in Skegness on Saturday morning so had to find a pay phone and make the excuse of my life. I went into great detail about my sore throat and swollen tonsils and by luck the van I was supposed to be in the back of had broken down anyway and it looked like I was actually going to get away with it until my "friend" opened the door and shouted "he's in Skeggy sack him!". I got sacked.

I had a brilliant job once mowing grass verges and emptying dog bins on council estates. It was a hot summer and I really wanted to keep the job but I could never seem to get in on a Saturday morning. My boss told me not to turn up again if I missed this next Saturday and I gave him my word I'd be there. I went out as usual that Friday night but somehow managed to find myself in Skegness on Saturday morning so had to find a pay phone and make the excuse of my life. I went into great detail about my sore throat and swollen tonsils and by luck the van I was supposed to be in the back of had broken down anyway and it looked like I was actually going to get away with it until my "friend" opened the door and shouted "he's in Skeggy sack him!". I got sacked.

Her Maj rallying the troops...
 

Her Maj rallying the troops...
 

Dude I'm parodying! 

As soon as I saw this thread title I thought of @Tyler Durden pricking his hateful ears. Moth to a flame. And low and behold...

I did expect to see @Jourdanin here too but it looks like he's taking a bit of time away while he waits for England to lose. He'll be back smug AF Sunday night if it doesn't come home.
So full of hate these boys.
Hate hate hate.

As soon as I saw this thread title I thought of @Tyler Durden pricking his hateful ears. Moth to a flame. And low and behold...

I did expect to see @Jourdanin here too but it looks like he's taking a bit of time away while he waits for England to lose. He'll be back smug AF Sunday night if it doesn't come home.
So full of hate these boys.
Hate hate hate.

Her Maj rallying the troops...
 

Her Maj rallying the troops...
 

Sorry ?
Am particularly humourless tonight, nothing to do with yourself so I apologise if I was a bit brusque.
And yes it was CharlotteRam or whatever her moniker is that struck a raw nerve like I'm Satan incarnate.

Dude I'm parodying! 

As soon as I saw this thread title I thought of @Tyler Durden pricking his hateful ears. Moth to a flame. And low and behold...

I did expect to see @Jourdanin here too but it looks like he's taking a bit of time away while he waits for England to lose. He'll be back smug AF Sunday night if it doesn't come home.
So full of hate these boys.
Hate hate hate.

As soon as I saw this thread title I thought of @Tyler Durden pricking his hateful ears. Moth to a flame. And low and behold...

I did expect to see @Jourdanin here too but it looks like he's taking a bit of time away while he waits for England to lose. He'll be back smug AF Sunday night if it doesn't come home.
So full of hate these boys.
Hate hate hate.

Her Maj rallying the troops...
 

Her Maj rallying the troops...
 

Her Maj rallying the troops...
 

Her Maj rallying the troops...