bimmerman

Now wondering what the collective noun for penises is. A platoon of penises or a gaggle maybe?
Tried googling it but it just spat out a load of unrelated links about Leeds and Middlesboro. No idea why? ?‍♀️

Curtis Davies for me.
I know it’s cheating a little but following on from the last game of last season really when he came on to give his all to keep us up, despite not recovering from a serious injury and not knowing if it was his last game in professional football, let alone for Derby.
But at his age, the desire, the passion, the influence he has on this team. I believe it’s infectious for the rest of the players and he must be such a positive role model for the young players coming through. He doesn’t have the armband on, but he’s certainly the captain of this football club.

I just love this team.
Might seem strange but in many ways I’m enjoying this season much more than I have for quite some time.
COYR.

Both

When can we review/rationalise the current set of reaction emojis please?
In my humble opinion the like and clapping emojis are too close to each other in meaning, the angry emoji hardly gets used (not complaining about this btw just observing) and the laughing emoji gets muddled up between finding something genuinely funny and being used to deride the opinion - perhaps an eyes rolling emoji additionally as I've suggested before. 
I find myself using a lot of GIFs now to replace emojis sentiments that aren't existing or appropriate to use, not sure if this is meant to be the way forward. 
Would be interested in other people's opinions too.

£10.00 on NowTV if you don't have sky. 

My 6 month old lad farted at Christmas, he, me (29), my dad (52) and my grandad (75) all laughed. Farts and fart jokes will never not be funny. ?

Is this the one ?

It would be so Derby, if the administrators had gone into administration.

Who the hell are u to tell me what to do.
I've said this before and I'll say it again (because you have told me to grow up more than once), in fact it may have been last Christmas during the BZI debacle.
Anyone with the username "Phil My C#ck" is in no position to tell anyone to grow up.
And if you are seriously telling me your name really is Phil Mycock, it goes a long long way to explain why you have a chip on your shoulder.
I can only imagine the ribbings you took as a kid ?
 

Latest update for @Anag Ram, the Mitchell brothers are still waiting to be released.

And if my Aunty had balls, she’d be my Uncle

Oh no where’s the rest of her?

I really hope not for the fans of other clubs sake...

FTFY☺️

I meant he had little bearing on my view. He may well have annoyed you & others but I think you're overstating his influence. He's a total nobody posting drivel on a club forum read by a handful of zealots & gives the air of someone needing professional counselling to deal with his anger issues.
The general Bristol fanbase grievance will have come from media misreporting & then extrapolated that into believing we were responsible for denying them a playoff spot in 18/19 by 'cheating'.

What about this as part of it? 

Not from Middlesbrough then.
 

And for any of our fans that don't know, Benjamin Bloom has an excellent unbiased YouTube channel that covers the Championship - previews, live & post match

Pers: Married, 3 girls, 2 cats, early 30s,have a gammy leg
 
Interests: football (DCFC fan >30 years)cycling,cars,motor racing of any kind other then F1,video games and films
 
Work: supermarket manager(it's more lucrative then you'd think!)
 
Like: lots but not taking life too seriously
 
Hate: arrogance. And Tories. Really really hate Tories.
 
Ethos: just get on with it

You know sumfin?