i-Ram

11 hours ago, oomarkwright said:

What's a good free game for android? I'm bored with solitaire. 

I popped in to a Phoneshop this morning to enquire for you. I was told Solitaire was the only game in town. Littlehampton is quite a small place though. Perhaps try one of them big cities.

6 hours ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said:

Watched Season 1 when it was fairly new. Thought it was alright, nothing special, and didn't bother watching the rest.

Not to be rude, but do you think it's easier to love it if you were alive in the 80s, as opposed to sitting in your dad's ballsack?

You were sat in your Dad’s ballsack for some 10-20 years? What happened in January 1999 that made him turn to your mum and say an empty is long overdue?

5 minutes ago, Reggie Greenwood said:

I thought we had changed the badge before Henry signed ?

Looks like a bit of dodgy photo editing to me too Reggie.

4 minutes ago, ThePrisoner said:

Tartare sauce on the bottom slice of bread, ketchup on the top. The only way. 

Does it taste any different if the ketchup is on the bottom and the tartare on the top?

2 hours ago, Turk Thrust said:

People who use “disinterested” when they mean “uninterested”. The two do not mean the same thing.
Disinterested means impartial or unbiased. 
But to confuse matters thanks to the vagaries of the English language the noun of “Disinterested” is “disinterestedness” while the noun of “uninterested” is “disinterest”. 

Harry bloody Rednapp selling his soul to keep Sandra in silk knickers.  Roly Poly, betting companies, haemorrhoid cream. Cheesy lines for cheesy biscuits. Isn’t there anything he won’t put his name too for a bit of dosh. Gibson. 

On 07/09/2020 at 17:31, Shadowplay said:

Excellent news

Sound very 90’s - shades of Republic.  One the Mrs might listen to with me. Make of that what you will.

2 hours ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said:

Haven't seen you post for a while. Hope you're well?

All good buddy; took some time out to explore new, and and revisit old, interests. Been a nice break in truth. Hope all is well with you too, and that you have enjoyed some leisure time during the summer. Hope your studies will not be too affected this coming year. Perhaps catch-up again on Zoom sometime soon.  COYR!

6 minutes ago, Mostyn6 said:

In an alternate world, there’s a version of me, in Crete, about to eat that tonight. 

21 minutes ago, Zag zig said:

Hey Angry, it sure can be real fun but if you want to really take it serious and I mean really, then you need to read, research, read, research and practice or start small. Losing is good, we all lose, it’s how you learn, I’ve made and lost a fortune for me, bad trading decisions but it was an education. In time, you just have to know that you ride your winners and cut losers fast, no emotion.

Share trading has to be cold, hard, without hesitation and right moves should be obvious. Find an investing/trading style to fit your personality, if you don’t you’ll likely lose or never make it pay, maybe get bored etc.

Good luck fella.

@Angry Ram Get yerself a broker and rant down the blower at him.

39 minutes ago, sage said:

You have to put your home address in. Tossers

Give them the address of @Boycie if you are still sleeping rough.

39 minutes ago, Mostyn6 said:

It’s on its maiden run. Got a 1kg basic loaf on the go. Flour everywhere!!! 

Dough!
 

1 hour ago, Mostyn6 said:

Yesterday, I took delivery of the following; some Japanese chef knives, some bamboo chopping boards, a foot roller massager, a led floor lamp, a singlet wrestling unitard (bright pink) and a bread maker! 

Didn’t he do well?
 

5 hours ago, sage said:

Andy has never beaten me. Not that he can't because he is very good. Just not yet.  

2 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Isn't that more Boycie's thing? I can't remember who started the poo thread all those years ago. Might have been David.

Ha. You must have been sitting on it. The internet rather than the toilet. I was removing the multiple images when you were responding.  You are probably right it is more a Boycie/David kind of thing ?

25 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Memsahib's turn to cook, so super-hot chilli con carne tonight.

My turn tomorrow. Might have a bash at a Chow Mein

6 hours ago, Boycie said:

Wasn’t he found guilty at the Nuremberg trials?

Deserved more that.

@angieram I would suggest your niece asks the police to get involved if that is as it seems blocking a public highway ( Highways Act 1980 ) 

Make a play in particular that emergency service vehicles like ambulances and fire engines need access at all times.

2 minutes ago, Boycie said:

He sent me some beers up and a glass from his pad on Sandybanks.

36 minutes ago, David said:

You sound like my mum! ?

David, DAVID, get downstairs. You’re never make anything of yourself sitting on the computer in your bedroom all day.

1 minute ago, froggg said:

Aye, that was a few years ago ?

I guess you never invited him back.

Just now, EtoileSportiveDeDerby said:

It did cross my mind, avian flu or something like that. Feeling ok so far....

Your sense of touch will be fine. If your smell and taste go stay indoors for at least 7 days and email the complaints department of Sainsburys.

2 hours ago, EtoileSportiveDeDerby said:

Lunch time, quick omelette for one with last 2 eggs in the box, both double. Tonight decided to have pancakes, new egg box ( both were from Sainsbury's) cracked first egg it 's a double, cracked the next, also a double one. Unreal. I cant even remember having a double yellow before today. Gonna get a lottery ticket for tomorrows draw.

Virus mutation ?

5 hours ago, reverendo de duivel said:

I thought it was one of the plotlines that even the Detectives couldn't understand.

As others have said, use subtitles.

Rev and @JoetheRam  dat subtitlesshit is boss. You bluds eva down Littlehampton manor I lay on some puff and biatches and tings.