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1 hour ago, froggg said:

The Wick Inn, Brighton 

Couldn't you find a jacket to fit you?

8 hours ago, Inverurie Ram said:

Two of derbys finest

7 hours ago, Mostyn6 said:

I'd say that's a bit extreme!

For me, dog poo is part of growing up. Like conkers, cherry knocking, panini stickers, birthday beats and your first kiss.

Unless you've spent twenty minutes in the back garden with a recycled butter knife, picking dried dog poo out of the tread of your trainer-sole, you're not prepared for life! 

For me, dog poo is life-training, and every action or reaction is a metaphor for something in your adult life.

Free the dog poo, let the children grow!

Why don't you see white dog poo anymore?

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I like this thread

1 minute ago, JoetheRam said:

The inability of Scots to say "not".

The scots

58 minutes ago, froggg said:

Sorry folks my beaut fancied dominos pizza, pepperoni passion and tandoori hot, not bad to be fair and two for £20 delivered.

thrice baked?

1 hour ago, LesterRam said:

You were ripped off mate, they are in poundland 

How much?

1 minute ago, LesterRam said:

It cost £15 for ear cleaning solution 

Got that for a fiver. Kerching

4 minutes ago, LesterRam said:

Yeah, I take it you fell for it also.

Nearly. Saw the price, thought how much? Feck that. Found a jeweller in oadby, 15 quid the pair. Claire's just trade on the name.

6 hours ago, LesterRam said:

took my daughter to have her ear pierced, one piercing £33, are they having a giraffe?

Did you go Claire's accessories?

1 hour ago, TimRam said:

Having a curry tonight.

Me too. Going round me mams in littleover so it'll prob be from red chilli. Where you getting yours from? Or are you making it?

1 minute ago, froggg said:

 The thread's alive hurrah ?

tandoori chicken and lamb marinating in the fridge tonight, pictures tomorrow folks ?

What's in the marinade?

19 minutes ago, Derby_EnglandLoyal said:

Is that your suggestion?

It's in the suggestion thread so I'm guessing it is

5 hours ago, Bridgford Ram said:

Getting invited to a wedding.  Bad enough at the best of times but when it is bang in the middle of when you hoped to go on holiday it makes it worse.

Tell them you can't go because you're on holiday 

17 minutes ago, ilkleyram said:

Well, I've always found a bed and chair/settee to be useful. Pots and pans and a cooker too. Mrs Ilkley has her moments; I like having the kids and dogs but I would accept that I don't necessarily need them in a purist sense.

otherwise I think I'm with you Tony.

oh, and a season ticket of course

A toilet and a sofa. I make use of a fridge too

5 minutes ago, richinspain said:

Rebumping this thread. Getting ready for Christmas Eve dinner 

Loving the " emergency chairs"

10 hours ago, Bridgford Ram said:

I agree, EE collared me twice in Argos yesterday and the AA do it a lot at supermarkets.  These are massive brands but I think the approach leaves them looking amateurish and desperate.

In the words of zammo and the rest of the grange hill cast, when they approach you just say no and walk on. Ignore the feckers

1 minute ago, rynny said:

Other companies that are in the same line of work ?

Can you give me their address and phone number please?

8 hours ago, rynny said:

People coming into my shop and asking where our competitors are!?! WTF!?! Do you go into McDonald's to ask where Burger King and KFC is? Do you go into Asda and ask where Tesco is? Then they get all arsey if I don't know where it is.

Who are your competitors?

4 minutes ago, B4ev6is said:

Well sometimes you just got to take a chance and i have said i give birda a 2nd chance but for me blackmen just not fit the bill.

You're not like my sister, she loves 'em

1 hour ago, Phoenix said:

He's a 6' 5" builder's labourer, I'm a 5' 6" pensioner in my 70's, so, no.

I'm big bad Bob. Just give me the nod.

3 minutes ago, Phoenix said:

Random stuff that annoys me. My daughter's ex-partner, who is a cretin. 

Have you tried giving him a bit of a kicking?

14 minutes ago, Bridgford Ram said:

The fact that my lads computer seems to have a virus of some nature.  Why do people create these things to make people's lives difficult.

He's been watching again hasn't he

18 hours ago, Inverurie Ram said:

Who are these?