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1 hour ago, BurtonRam7 said:

I can’t stand religion in any form.

But Jesus still loves you

8 hours ago, MuespachRam said:

Trying to send you a direct message @loweman2 about Willie Carlin but It won’t let me. Not something I want to publish on here. Send me a message and I will reply? Cheers

Yea we know, he was born in Liverpool. Victim,  not his fault etc etc.

6 minutes ago, Angry Ram said:

Wait till I upload the main. I made a bigger mess with that. 

I'm surprised there was any left in the tank, man of your age.

13 minutes ago, Angry Ram said:

Gotta have pictures or it does not count. 

 

Nice little octopus starter. 

 

Looks like you,got quite excited at the sight of it

3 minutes ago, BurtonRam7 said:

Either you didn’t see my posts in the ‘Scouser wants sympathy’ thread the other day or you’re a sly bar steward.? 

Did you like the way I kept the joke sort of relevant to your post? I didn't know whether to go with that one of this one.

What do you call a scouser in a university ?

Lost !

and what posts in the scouser wants sympathy thread ? Don't know what you're on about. Honest. Coyr

17 minutes ago, BurtonRam7 said:

All valid points. Nobody is blameless.

I just get annoyed when so much is attributed to being the fault of my generation, when much of it is the work of the generations before us.

Yea you're right mate . Never mind, let's get back to the jokes to cheer you up a bit.

How do.you stop a scouser breaking into your house?

put up a.sign saying "job vacancies"

12 minutes ago, Parsnip said:

Well that was supposed to be the little joke. Was never going to be that funny though. No great loss.

Oh sorry. Ha ha !

10 minutes ago, Parsnip said:

Alright next Sunday I'll do a nice rare rib of beef for you. Tonight though your gonna have to make do with Mrs Parsnip's Linda Mcartney sausages.

I'd run through fire for a good roast chicken dinner though. The secret is, and @froggg will back me up on this because he knows he's poo, is you want a small chicken. Better to have two small chickens than one big one. They're so much tastier. And it should be proper free range - not just access to light crap - proper natural. And then don't be afraid to undercook it. Once you overcook it it's game over. And baste that bad boy.

Would work better if you changed "he's poo" to "his poo".  Not such a great compliment as it stands

7 minutes ago, True Ram said:

I would not run home for chicken dinner

Why not?

3 hours ago, Bigfella said:

It’s been locked for some reason.

Why,has it been locked ? Quite liked that one

11 minutes ago, reveldevil said:

Like Nugent, you find yourself in great positions but can't finish!

Mixing bowl, whisk, oven proof dish, it's a sitter and you need to bury it!

Toad in the hole

10 minutes ago, ilkleyram said:

Isn't that Lambchop's mate - you know the one with the charcoal drink in one of the other threads?  She had the same hair and is obviously eating healthily.  Perhaps you should reconsider the ban

Something tells me lambchops mate wouldn't look like that

11 hours ago, Angry Ram said:

 

Quality

1 hour ago, Stagtime said:

Bit of a pub crawl before the match. The Old Bell, The Dolphin then across to Bar Sport for the game. Love your old pubs.

Have they got the plaque up in the olde bell yet ?

29 minutes ago, Lambchop said:

I'm surprised no one is concerned about the drink. 

What drink ?

48 minutes ago, dog said:

Just watched 2001, again. Love that I still don't know

You don't know what?

31 minutes ago, froggg said:

Mandy has been busy making Shepherds Pie while I’ve been away.

His and hers ?

17 minutes ago, ronnieronalde said:

Is it upsetting you that I'm on here as much as I am lately?

I don't really get upset.

Have Burton Albion got a fans forum ?

9 hours ago, Wolfie said:

Bit hard to answer without spoilers but a clue would be the Dallas "Shower Scene", if you're of that age.

The Debbie does Dallas shower scene?

29 minutes ago, BaaLocks said:

Paddy? Seriously?

I imagine that was the name of the job applicant

On 22/10/2018 at 08:47, Wolfie said:

Ghost Stories

British film with Martin Freeman & Paul Whitehouse. Adapted from popular west end play.

Supernatural sceptic & ghost de-bunker sets about investigating three "real" ghost experiences.

Some creepy bits but, for me, the ending ruined it.

5/10

 

How did it end?

4 minutes ago, Dethorn said:

What was the name of the South American striker who was sent away with work permit problems?

And what happened to him ?

I want to say Feurtes - but that might be wrong

That'll be him. Esteban.

On 27/09/2018 at 15:38, i-Ram said:

Is that George Forman and Samuel L Jackson hiding in the foreground?

Translated for our friend across the pond 

21 hours ago, 1of4 said:

If he's granted a Christmas home visitation order, you're not telling me that questions won't be asked of the Home Secretary in Parliament.

While not realizing it, just shows that many aspects of life can be touched by politics.

 

Well until that happens and someone tries to make it political, maybe people can be trusted to talk about it if they feel inclined?