Bigfella

A dung beetle walks into a bar and says “ Is this stool taken?”

I’m with you regarding hating buses - I particularly hated the one that drove through a red light at the bus station and smashed into the side of my car

Car drivers who think they don't need to signal

Dog owners who put their crap in plastic bags and hang it on a branch for the Poo fairy to collect!

North Derbyshire man goes to the vet.
Man : I’ve got trouble wi mi cat it keeps fightin 
Vet: Is it a Tom?
Man: No I brought it wi mi
 

North Derbyshire man goes to the vet.
Man : I’ve got trouble wi mi cat it keeps fightin 
Vet: Is it a Tom?
Man: No I brought it wi mi
 

North Derbyshire man goes to the vet.
Man : I’ve got trouble wi mi cat it keeps fightin 
Vet: Is it a Tom?
Man: No I brought it wi mi
 

North Derbyshire man goes to the vet.
Man : I’ve got trouble wi mi cat it keeps fightin 
Vet: Is it a Tom?
Man: No I brought it wi mi
 

North Derbyshire man goes to the vet.
Man : I’ve got trouble wi mi cat it keeps fightin 
Vet: Is it a Tom?
Man: No I brought it wi mi
 

North Derbyshire man goes to the vet.
Man : I’ve got trouble wi mi cat it keeps fightin 
Vet: Is it a Tom?
Man: No I brought it wi mi
 

North Derbyshire man goes to the vet.
Man : I’ve got trouble wi mi cat it keeps fightin 
Vet: Is it a Tom?
Man: No I brought it wi mi
 

My wife came into the room whilst I was on my iPad.
“What are you looking at” she said
”I’m looking at cheap flights “
She said excitedly “that’s why I love you” and proceeded to make passionate love to me.
Surprisingly up until that point I didn’t even know she liked darts

Back on track - my dog Hector in Allestree woods yesterday

It’s been locked for some reason.

Back on track - my dog Hector in Allestree woods yesterday

Back on track - my dog Hector in Allestree woods yesterday

My wife came into the room whilst I was on my iPad.
“What are you looking at” she said
”I’m looking at cheap flights “
She said excitedly “that’s why I love you” and proceeded to make passionate love to me.
Surprisingly up until that point I didn’t even know she liked darts

I wanted to marry my old English teacher when she came out of prison but I’m told you can’t end a sentence with a proposition 

I know I started the debate about gif or gif but to be honest I pronounce it video!

Unfortunately, a lot of women seem to think Men will find the same technique pleasurable!

Feeling rather pleased with myself,  as I have been and bought the missus an artificial leg for Xmas.
It’s not her main present..... just a stocking filler.

My wife came into the room whilst I was on my iPad.
“What are you looking at” she said
”I’m looking at cheap flights “
She said excitedly “that’s why I love you” and proceeded to make passionate love to me.
Surprisingly up until that point I didn’t even know she liked darts

There are 10 types of people - those that understand computers...........

I wanted to marry my old English teacher when she came out of prison but I’m told you can’t end a sentence with a proposition