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Roy Keen's cat wishes he'd not watched the game...

Brentford are also currently on the dislike list

I can’t remember the last West Brom game I watched where a player didn’t dive or fake an injury. I really hope they don’t go up. 

Come on Fulham ????

This time, more than any other time, this time, we’ll get it right 

Oxford player just committed an identical tackle to the one Waggie got red-carded for but only a yellow - same referee!!!

Oxford United with a huge Jim Smith flag in stand for their PO SF.

rather wonderfully, Middlesborough are losing at home to QPR

What do you call the Frenchman who swallowed a grenade?
 
 
 
Napolean Blownapart. 

There was a young family from Leicester,
Who were told to stay home 'til they fester.
It didn't take long,
'til they started to pong,
So they all got transferred to Manchester.
 

Boro beaten by an injury-time winner for Hull.
Double bonus since it puts Stoke into the bottom 3 where I hope they will stay.

Boro ???

When I woke up this morning there were eggs all over my bedroom floor. 
I'd overlayed. 

My mate has been crushed by a pile of books.
 
He’s only got his shelf to blame.

It's no longer PC to direct a joke at any racial or ethnic minority, so:-
an Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a Kiwi, an American, a S African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Dane, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, A Norwegian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist and an Ethiopian went to a night club.  The bouncer said " sorry I can't let you in without a Thai"
 

I met my now wife whilst she was working at twycross zoo. She looked lovely in her uniform, straight away I knew she was a keeper 

If anybody wants a copy of Osteopath Weekly
I have back issues.

Having a sort out in the loft and I’ve unearthed a few Rams goodies...