Grimbeard

Will you lot p**s off? 13 bloody years we've spent together here and as soon as we finally schedule a holiday away you decide you want to tag along. I'm sick of it!

Agreed, think Lawrence will be recalled and Sibbo will be dropped unfortunately. How much better do we look without Lawrence 

I thought it would be nice to take my mum and dad to the game on Tuesday. 
I've done this before several times for league or FA Cup games. No problems buying 3 tickets. 
NOW- been trying for the last hour to buy 3 tickets. Turns out I have the wrong age bracket for the ticket and I can't buy tickets for other people as well as myself. They both have to be on my 'family or friends' list. They both have to have fan ID numbers AND also seperate email addresses and theyve ever only shared one. 
I mean how ridiculous is this system? They've said give up. Dont bother because they could see I was getting pished off and frustrated. 
So I may have another go tommorow night but if unsuccessful that's £40 the clubs lost out on, and they seem to need as much income as possible, so why make it so stupidly difficult to buy tickets!!!! ???
 

Well you were only 14

Can you remember the first game of the season in 84, standing on the away terrace at Dean Court watching us lose 1-0 to Bournemouth? It will be a bit like that, only at Morecambe

How about, Dawnie and Tigger do a duet for us, and we let them loose onto the whole forum?
10CC's hit song "I'm not in love" is what I'd nominate.
"..and just because, I post a lot, it doesn't mean DCFC mean that much to meeeee"

The likes of tiger and myself have been posting here 10 times longer than you..
If anyone is a johnny come lately, it aint us

You're both sacked. ?

You're both sacked. ?

Umm, in a world where drug smugglers and arsonists are generally considered to be worse human beings than over-reaching but mostly well-meaning business men. 
I forget you’re from Nottingham though, where drug smugglers and arsonists are worshipped as gods.

I thought that was still an area of controversy as David employed a rather, well, non-linear amortization policy approach to honouring his bet.
 

He didn't. He had at least a couple of runs at them with more than a couple of defenders around him. I seem to remember he got forward and into position for a ball to be played to him to run onto, didn't happen. 
This need to blame him for everything is impossible to understand. What did he do to Byrne btw?

Full squad of what ?
last minute loans?
we got the dregs of the jan window when the efl allowed us the last 24 hours to bring in whatever everybody else didn’t want 
we lost bielik , he squeezed every last ounce out of CKR and Lawrence was largely out injured 
I’m not champing Rooney at all far from it 
but there’s huge mitigating factors 

Well you say that but that doesn’t explain the donkey ??‍♂️

It's important to remember there is no suggestion of wrongdoing on the part of WR in that story.
The Nun was feeling a crisis of faith and Wayne was offering spiritual council before he fell asleep and the spanial was licking it's own bum.

I'd rather Mel spent 100% of his efforts in sorting out the mess with the EFL and selling the club, than got sidetracked sacking managers.
What happened to getting behind the players and staff until that happens?

You're both sacked. ?

You're an adult. 

Let’s buy a sack (assuming it’s allowed under embargo) and then sack the sack to make us all feel better that we have sacked something.

Can you SORN a player then? ?

Or we could just file our accounts ffs 

What utter nonsense that the fans park is closed "for safety reasons". People are enjoying their ability too much to restrict freedoms.

Treat it as normal. It is really.

Should have Kung Arthur on there