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We've just binge watched all 3 seasons that are available. It's a bit confusing at times with the way it switches backwards and forwards in time but we all enjoyed it and are waiting for the fourth season.

Not planning on making a pizza for a few days. Saying that, the Memsahib did precisely that on a bottle of Kloster Andechs Bergbock Hell which arrived in the order from Beers of Europe just at the precise time she got thirsty.

Yes cheese ones

Fish with rice krispies! 

Fish with rice krispies! 

Fish with rice krispies! 

Fish with rice krispies! 

Have you tried searching for Gangs of Madrid?

My wife said to me, "You weren't even listening were you?"
I  thought, "That's a strange way to start a conversation!"

I made them last week. When I finished I had a spoon of chutney, 50g of spinach and a washer left over!

I made them last week. When I finished I had a spoon of chutney, 50g of spinach and a washer left over!

I made them last week. When I finished I had a spoon of chutney, 50g of spinach and a washer left over!

I made them last week. When I finished I had a spoon of chutney, 50g of spinach and a washer left over!

How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? 
 
  These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said ... 
  in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had 
  the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. 
 
  ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? 
  WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' 
  ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? 
  WITNESS: My name is Susan! 
  _______________________________ 
  ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? 
  WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. 
  ____________________________________________ 
  ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? 
  WITNESS: No, I just lie there. 
  ____________________________________________ 
  ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? 
  WITNESS: July 18th. 
  ATTORNEY: What year? 
  WITNESS: Every year. 
  _____________________________________ 
  ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? 
  WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. 
  ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? 
  WITNESS: Forty-five years. 
  _________________________________ 
  ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? 
  WITNESS: Yes. 
  ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? 
  WITNESS: I forget.. 
  ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? 
  ___________________________________________ 
  ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? 
  WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? 
  ____________________________________ 
 
  ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? 
  WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ. 
  ___________________________________________ 
  ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? 
  WITNESS: Are you pooping me? 
  _________________________________________ 
  ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? 
  WITNESS: Yes. 
  ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? 
  WITNESS: Getting laid 
  ____________________________________________ 
 
  ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? 
  WITNESS: Yes. 
  ATTORNEY: How many were boys? 
  WITNESS: None. 
  ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? 
  WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? 
  ____________________________________________ 
  ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? 
  WITNESS: By death.. 
  ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? 
  WITNESS: Take a guess. 
  ___________________________________________ 
 
  ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? 
  WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard 
  ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? 
  WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male. 
  _____________________________________ 
  ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? 
  WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. 
  ______________________________________ 
  ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? 
  WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. 
  _________________________________________ 
  ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? 
  WITNESS: Oral... 
  _________________________________________ 
  ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? 
  WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM 
  ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? 
  WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. 
  ____________________________________________ 
  ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? 
  WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? 
 
  ______________________________________ 
  And last: 
 
  ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? 
  WITNESS: No. 
  ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? 
  WITNESS: No. 
  ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? 
  WITNESS: No.. 
  ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? 
  WITNESS: No. 
  ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? 
  WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. 
  ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? 
  WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. 
 
 
 

A forty nine foot monitor?!?

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Seriously, I couldn't give a * about the actual colour of the (second) shirt if it's got the ram on it. Even though that is red it's still a thing of beauty.

@StockholmRam said that he had seen it on HBO, obviously he's in Stockholm ?. I know that HBO isn't available in the UK because I was chatting to my sister about it a few weeks back when they went into lockdown. At least over here they have some very good series on there.

One for @David
 

Eyes off my Vibrant Forest stone sap IPA you little madam.

Hmmm fideuá.

As it's my birthday today, we are celebrating with a starter of an apertifif of champagne, olives & salmon bruschetta. 
Followed by Medallions of Fillet Steak, with potatoes & vegatables, accompanied with a beautiful bottle of South African Stellonbosch Merlot.
And for dessert it will be an Italian cheesecake.
Dinner begins at 6.30 pm, so I'm now off the freshen up!!

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Seriously, I couldn't give a * about the actual colour of the (second) shirt if it's got the ram on it. Even though that is red it's still a thing of beauty.

Forest AND Everton.

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Seriously, I couldn't give a * about the actual colour of the (second) shirt if it's got the ram on it. Even though that is red it's still a thing of beauty.

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Seriously, I couldn't give a * about the actual colour of the (second) shirt if it's got the ram on it. Even though that is red it's still a thing of beauty.