richinspain

Why did @Owen87ITK go to a DLF meeting?

My wife just knocked the one on te left out of my hand and into the sink, breaking the handle into 5 pieces ?. She says that I can “glue it together again” ? and that when I go over in December I can “buy another one. It’s only a mug.”
She’s right of course, it is only a mug. A 21 year old mug in excellent condition even though I used it most days. Please give my regards to the ex Mrs @richinspain when you see her ?
 
 
 
 
Luckily, I’ve got an identical one in the cupboard (with handle intact) that was a duplicate gift ✌?

I didn't realise times were that hard Mel.

I didn't realise times were that hard Mel.

Would hoskins be tempted to stay on in a financial role? Lots of "we" talk. Role to stay on and keep our financial matters on a sound footing?

He hasn’t yet informed social media of once having a Tommy Tank at a football match. That passes my idiot test.

What did you watch in the afternoon?

You didn’t take too long fully embracing being in your 60s.

I have it on good authority the ‘new hurdle’ is that the EFL have added surviving a snake pit and being able to walk across hot coals to its fit and proper person test. 

I can’t believe I’ve just noticed my OWN spelling mistake in this thread. 

Short, balding, ill-educated, but rich, grannyshagging superstar, and Wayne Rooney. Happy birthday to Wayne and @Angry Ram.
 

Happy Birthday to my favourite Cockney.
Hope you have a day of

Happy birthday @Angry Ram, hope that just for today you can be @Contented Ram

etc, etc...

That's the totally laughable, inept outcome - we did try and lever an advantage and we couldn't even get that right.

I heard that a group of fans had been spooked by two dogs, both of which were the size of a grizzly bear ? 

I heard that a group of fans had been spooked by two dogs, both of which were the size of a grizzly bear ? 

I heard that a group of fans had been spooked by two dogs, both of which were the size of a grizzly bear ? 

I heard that a group of fans had been spooked by two dogs, both of which were the size of a grizzly bear ? 

Got the game on in Tequila Bar Dalyan

All I learnt at school
Was how to bend, not break the rules.
Mel is a big Madness fan.

Apart from the fact it's actually "Derbyshire born and Derbyshire bred, strong in t'arm and wick in t'head" (with wick meaning 'quick')

If anyone wants to post me a letter that would be quite nice.

TBF, I'd heard of the second one.  Partly due to the fact that Keegan had gone there, so it was big news, and partly due to hamburgers still being a thing then.  I liked hamburgers!  
The Malmo game will always be associated with personal memories for me... and not in a good way...as I watched it alone on a little B&W portable in a holiday chalet in Mablethorpe, as a 16 year old. 
Very much out of character, Mum literally spent the whole week in bed with "tummy ache" (first time I'd ever known her to be unwell, and first time I'd known Dad go a whole week without laughing, or making someone else laugh!).  It took until the August Bank Holiday to find out the problem, by which time it was "too late to do anything about it", and the Big C took her away a couple of weeks later, in mid September. 
A terrible, terrible year, in more ways than one, and I find it very difficult to hold back from blaming Trevor Francis for it all!  ?

Be careful with those members.
Ah, you've already said that @DarkFruitsRam7 isn't going.