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Any idea where you can get hold of the 95/96 numbers & lettering???  Got hold of the home shirt and wanted to put 10 Asanovic on the back with the Premier league patches.  No problem getting hold of the right patches, but ebay only have the season after's numbering when they changed to the rounded font...

Plus a few weeks for the FA to fanny about before offering it to him, despite being the preferred candidate...

Should be some sort of end of season pissup with that sort of money on the table!

No chance, Wilder is 100x a better manager that country bumpkin Holloway. 

Especially when they cause a pile up which adds 2-3 hours to everyone's journey and 'life-changing' misery to others!

That's nothing, my Mum still insists on microwaving her's...

This.  Our lad had a dummy for about a month and he's a proper gobby so & so.  I also thinks it's how you talk to them as well.  Wherever possible I've never dumbed conversations down, and talked to him as I would an adult.  Helps with their vocabulary and they're able to understand stuff quicker.

my closest friends didn't give their kids dummies, and instead encouraged them to be chatty and talkative, now, my god-daughter is 19 and godson is 14 and they are absolutely awesome, I mean truly awesome. They can be cheeky, and charming in equal measure, but they are prepared for the most important thing in the world, interaction. They were well behaved kids and learned that speaking/communicating instead of screaming tantrums was the best way to get what they wanted, and as such were brilliant to look after, and very amusing when they were trying to get something they wanted.
Obviously, some parents will want more peace and quiet, but as has been said, it's a quick life watching them grow, so get as much interaction and bonding as you can when they're learning.
If I have kids, I will try to raise them as my godkids have been raised.

He's probably already drafted the writ to Vincent Tan (is Tan still rocking the bond villain look BTW)?
"Middlesbrough football club would've been a premier league club if they'd hired warnock and not pulis, thus Cardiff City should reemburse Middlesbrough all their premier league dosh"

I've got an 18 plate a3, my sister has an 09 a3
Both very much vw golf's in a frock and a few extra toys 
Nice though. I've done 40k so far in mine since November and it's giving me 60 odd to the gallon, and dead comfy. 

Traded in my Cupra SC 290 last Friday, 3 years from new and no real problems.
Very quick off the mark if you caught the traction control right, in gear acceleration was superb, especially with the DSG box always ready to kick down, and the adaptive suspension worked really well and made a noticeable difference to the ride, which wasn't overly harsh even in Cupra mode.
Fuel economy pretty decent, I did 6000 miles of predominantly town driving and got around 25 mpg displayed, but with stop start I filled it less often than the 1.8 FR that preceded it, and a main dealer service was never more than £220 quid.
It's not quite a Golf R build wise, but then again it was a lot cheaper once discount and equipment was taken into account.
 

Watching my dog take a poo is more entertaining than a week of Eastenders episodes...
As for Colin, he's still a ??

Safe to say the new addition has made herself at home already!  

That’s insane. I pick up my Xs Max and it unlocks when I swipe up without a second thought. The fact it uses my face to unlock is something I don’t even think about now or notice because it happens in a fraction of a second!

Matt Edmondson is by far the most irritating individual ever to be allowed on the radio.  His voice wants to make me cut my ears off, blend them and pour the resulting mulch down the toilet!!!  Other than him, I still enjoy Radio 1, however I'm getting scarily close to finding the songs they play indistinguishable from each other and switching to Radio 2.  At which point I will buy myself a pipe and tartan slippers because I'll be officially old...

You ok hun?

Not to mention all the smiley, happy photos that people load up to make it look like they have such a perfect life.  "Look at us, we're on holiday, we're such a loving family", yeah try thinking that when you find out you're both cheating on each other!!!  #fakebook

Our Mrs' must be related.  She drives me round the bend moaning it's always dying on her, but she never puts the *****ng down long enough to fully charge it!!!  Walks from one room to another, puts it on charge for 2 minutes, then takes it back into the other room and carries on gorming at Facebook!!!

Well my missus went from iPhone 6s to Samsung, she’s now moaning about adverts popping up and playing for no reason.
I do chuckle.

Thryker!!!
That...was liquid football.

Snow.  Or least our country's reaction to the stuff.  A couple of inches of the white stuff and the most hardened of people turn into a bunch of whiney, useless, common sense devoid ********.  On Sunday morning I steadily cruised down a clear (if damp) B road at 50, only to be greeted with a line of traffic, slowing me down to 25...  At the head of this stupidly cautious queue?  A Range Rover Sport.  With it's 4 wheel drive, automatic traction control & variable slip diff!!!  All that money and not a clue how to drive it properly!!!

Snow.  Or least our country's reaction to the stuff.  A couple of inches of the white stuff and the most hardened of people turn into a bunch of whiney, useless, common sense devoid ********.  On Sunday morning I steadily cruised down a clear (if damp) B road at 50, only to be greeted with a line of traffic, slowing me down to 25...  At the head of this stupidly cautious queue?  A Range Rover Sport.  With it's 4 wheel drive, automatic traction control & variable slip diff!!!  All that money and not a clue how to drive it properly!!!

Snow.  Or least our country's reaction to the stuff.  A couple of inches of the white stuff and the most hardened of people turn into a bunch of whiney, useless, common sense devoid ********.  On Sunday morning I steadily cruised down a clear (if damp) B road at 50, only to be greeted with a line of traffic, slowing me down to 25...  At the head of this stupidly cautious queue?  A Range Rover Sport.  With it's 4 wheel drive, automatic traction control & variable slip diff!!!  All that money and not a clue how to drive it properly!!!

Being chosen to represent Derby in the national Man vs Fat competition at St George's Park...