Gritstone Ram

Auto correct is it my spelling or sausage fingers or something on here that changes some words. I am not talking about swear words. Every time I post I always find words have changed also in other people’s post I have to guess what some words are meant to be.

Paddy went for a job and at the interview he was told his starting rate was £7.50/hour going up to £12.50/hour after 6 months.

“When can you start?”, asked the interviewer.

“In 6 months”,Paddy replied.

On 22/10/2018 at 01:03, Lambchop said:

Been on the Dark Ruby. 

http://sarahhughesbrewery.co.uk/sarah-hughes-brewery-beers/

Good stuff a nice strong one I can’t drink too many of them. I have moved onto IPA’s they are a bit more refreshing I found these little beauties is Tesco’s.

I cooked the wife a steak last night. 

She asked how it was cooked. I told her medium rare.

She said “I like mine well done”.

I replied “Thanks anytime”.

I am not sure if this really goes here but the EFL have released some figures for the streaming. Very popular abroad by the looks of it. Derby must be one of the 11 doing their own show. Will Derby ever show any figures for this? and is it is a revenue stream? I suppose it doesn’t help having quite a few games live on sky. 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45894676

I can’t believe the most popular game attracted 2500 people.

Just got back from a holiday in Thailand. I nearly went with one of those ladyboys.

He looked like a woman walked like a woman and kissed like a woman but when he drove me back to his place and backed the car into the garage I thought somethings not right here.

I have got a new app that has appeared on mine called measure. It measures things and I have spent all morning measuring rulers at work and can now tell you it is way out.

I am glad this has popped up because I have recently changed  from a Samsung S5 to an iPhone 7. 

I wondered if anyone knew if there was a way of keeping the numbers up on your key pad when you input a number followed by a space it always returns to the qwerty key board. It that the way it is?

20 minutes ago, David said:

Should be sorted now. When the server crashed it borked the cache files, as a quick fix I rebuilt the theme but forgot to disable the old one which was full of errors. Sorry about that!

Thanks it is better now.

27 minutes ago, David said:

What are the error messages and do you mean the homepage?

I think it is the home page I have screen shot the error message in my post above. It seems to happen regularly but the last few times it has been ok.

I keep getting error messages flashing up on my phone when trying to return to the main menu. I have to close down and come back into it again.

6 minutes ago, angieram said:

That story and your efforts to right a wrong are truly inspirational @loweman2. ?????

And well done to Jim Walker for his patience and being environmentally friendly and not watering his lawn!

I bet he's on a meter.

Brilliant love good stories like this.

1 minute ago, Boycie said:

4.6% I believe

I quite like Blue Monkey beers. They are based near Ikea.

39 minutes ago, loweman2 said:

The great Toddy !! He was awesome, funny, honest and very genuine, I still keep in regular contact with him and he rings me up for a bit of advice every now and again, you can imagine the stories that he has to tell about football and footballers, an amazing man who love Derby County but felt bitter to how he was treated as a manager.

a really down to earth man, proper Dcfc hero !

I couldn't believe it when Andy Todds son played in my lads team a few years back and Colin came to watch. It was like Royalty was there.

2 hours ago, Lambchop said:

Bonus marks if you can tell where it’s taken from. 

Buckingham Palace. 

20 minutes ago, Boycie said:

I had some gluten free Blue Monkey Infinity tonight in The Angels Bar in Belpershire.

was oraite.

What strength was it?

The England football team visited an orphanage in Russia today.

"It's so sad to see there faces with no hope", said Vladimir age 6.

42 minutes ago, eddie said:

Today, we went to Brugge, and had a couple at the Halve Mann brewery. The Memsahib had Brugse Zot, I had Straffe Hendrik Wild and Quad.

Yum. Off out in Oostende again tonight - Brugge tomorrow again, may go to the Bourgogne Des Flandres brewery.

 

It sounds like you're going around in circles. 

I have got the missus to take part in a social experiment.

I have got her to wear a Forest shirt for a week.

One day in and she said she had already been kicked, punched and spat on. 

God knows how she'll go on when she leaves the house.

Got a random gift from the inlaws when they saw a hand carved Rams head at a country show and bought it me.

4 minutes ago, angieram said:

@David Sorry, have cleared cache and restarted and still getting this.

But I am well happy as I have now learned how to take a screen shot! 

You've got an answer phone message.

13 minutes ago, Pearl Ram said:

Really sorry to read that Gritters.

It's ok it's not a massive thing I just can't believe some people. I wouldn’t do it myself and that's more important to me.

1 hour ago, Pearl Ram said:

I would have said “Yeah, so it won’t cost you much to have it removed, do you want to go through your insurance or pay cash” ?

Then if he still got in his motor and drove off I would have taken his number and asked the police when I stood on the leaving the scene of an accident situation, albeit minor, he’s still damaged your car, arrogant tw*t.

Too right there was a car coming and I thought he was moving his car out of the way. He just got in and drove off.

Just to add a dipstick towny woman got out of her car to start kicking a drift to move it. I got out with my shovel to move it she said she forgot hers.

Ffs it's only a dusting!! We used to get this every year 30 years ago.