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Linked to that, it annoys me greatly when people quote someone who's on my ignore list.

Linked to that, it annoys me greatly when people quote someone who's on my ignore list.

Linked to that, it annoys me greatly when people quote someone who's on my ignore list.

Linked to that, it annoys me greatly when people quote someone who's on my ignore list.

I need to change my avatar

Not true.

Cheers dudes. All good now.
It's not accepting me on the website still but I'm in the app. I've just reset my password and the new password doesn't work either. 
But it works on the app. 
Confused.com
Anyway, at least I can watch the U23's v Man City now.
Oh. No. No I can't.
Cus it has fooking finished now!!!! Sheep shagging, animal molesting, tin can building, traffic jam generating dump!! 
Lucky I'm upstairs or the dog would be getting it. The girls have been in my ear for the last hour too. "Daaaaad, I'm hungry". Greedy b*******. They've eaten once today it's about time they learned to cook. The big one is knocking in for 6 now. When I was 6 I had a full time job as Brett The Hitman Hart

Surfing at home.

I play some older games too, just moved into Daley Thompson's Decathlon!

What on the M42?

Correction required, humanity is the vermin. We are the only animal on this planet that destroys its and others habitat's.

Don't know where I'd post this but Wolves have asked for Weimann on loan, clubs talking 

Some realistic suggestions for us to sign this January:
Iheanacho- not going to play much for City with the arrival of Gabriel Jesus. Could definitely play the super sub for role for us if when Nugent gets tired in games.
Ben Davies- Not really playing for Spurs because of the brilliant form of Danny Rose. We are arguably just as big as Spurs so we will definitely be able to attract a player of this calibure.
Cesc Fabregas- why not? We could go in for a cheeky loan bid because he is behind Matic and Kante in the Chelsea pecking order. Him and Hughes would run the show in the championship.
Robert Snodgrass- Hull are a much smaller much than Derby and are in disarray at the moment behind the scenes. We have lots of  Scottish players in the squad so it would be an easy transition for him and he would fill the left wing spot.
Benteke- clearly isn't happy at Palace and it's well documented that Big Sam wants him out. He could easily fit into the Chris Martin role.
Daniel Sturridge- Not getting much football at Liverpool at the moment and is clearly in need of first team action. I think it would be an honour for him to come here to work under the former England manager and to get a word of wisdom from Darren Bent
James Rodriguez- world class player and isn't getting much action at Real Madrid. This may seem a bit ambitious and according to my calculations this only has a 5/10 chance of happening. However, he is being linked with a move to China which is a much lower standard than the championship so why not? If I was Mel I'd break the bank to get him and it would help the Derby County merchandise and global support throughout South America which can only be a good thing. We'd make all the money back from shirt sales with a little help from Niall Horan who could persuade one direction fans to buy the shirts. The only doubt over this player is whether he fulfils the Johnny Russell role? Sure he is a good player but if he isn't motivated to run back and defend then I wouldn't sign him.

Gallagher indeed is good player but he is on loan from Southampton. Wouldn't be surprised to see him playing PL next season with his parent club. Another good player from their academy.

Regarding the flags....If it was just the club doing this then it would seem a tad gimmicky and contrived.
The fact that it is a bunch of ordinary fans who give up their own time to raise funds to get the flags made then turn out to place them round the stadium makes it unbelievable support.
Great work from the 1884 Group, Nick the flagman and all the other volunteers who get up off their arses to try and help our club.
Keep up the good work fellas, its really appreciated by the vast majority of us. Its an added bonus if it annoys the gumps!
 

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I have been in touch with one and she is flying out to stay with me in a couple of weeks.
She has had some terrible luck with her small-business start up in Hong Kong, although its better now since I transferred the £10,000 she asked for. I was going to get her a ticket to see the Sheffield Wed game with me, but my e-mails keep bouncing back. Hope she has paid her internet/phone bill.

I've worked in animal rescue shelters since 1998 and the number of dogs we've rehomed that have had to be returned due to sudden behavioural issues that the new owners were seriously concerned about I can count on one hand. Most rescue dogs just require firm and consistent training, an understanding of each individual animal's behavioural problems by the prospective owner and a long term commitment to implement these.
My bug bear is thick people who get pups such as Akitas then let them do what they want and 6 months later when it's the size of a lion and all over the shop and they can't cope they expect rescue centres to take them in and miraculously turn them into an instant rehomable proposition overnight. Jeez. Brains in their arses.  
Also people who ring up and say they are moving house and can't take a dog so can we take it from them. Not a problem with this at all, that's what we are here for. Then you ask, "when are you moving?".
"Tomorrow" comes the reply.
Presumably they've known about their impending move for more than one day so why not ring once they had found out?! It would give us time to find and allocate space.
Then we say we cannot take it, it will have to go on the waiting list as there is no room at the centre and then you get abuse and the "you're supposed to care about animals aren't you?" line.
P*** off you waste of space.
Please.

Men's voices on satnavs. It just seems so much more natural to be constantly told what to do by a woman.

He's just been made to look like a pub player by Scott Brown and decided that the best way to deal with it was to have a bust up with a lad who wasn't even playing on Saturday. Very mature from the leader and consummate professional that is Joey Barton. A big smug self satisfied grin from me to all the people who insisted that he'd grown up. I was right then and I'm right now, Barton is vastly overrated because he's a big name. There's a reason Burnley didn't bother trying to keep him and signed Hendrick instead.

Sorry, sometimes I just need a closer look

Some?!
Most!

Forearm?
You pussy, forehead would be better.

Half right B4. Brazilian Lucas Piazon. It's his 5th loan away from Chelsea and he's getting tired of it.....apparently! It's all the travelling you know, Fulham being a good 800 yards down the road! Bless!

The plan for Jan should be - 
Sign loads and loads of players without signing too many
Sign only vastly experienced players but with an emphasis on youth
Sign players that suit the new managers system but keep playing the system we have for the last few years
Boo every new signing in order to ensure that their confidence levels are at a maximum.
Complain the squad is too big but sign players who won't improve our squad.
Complain that we have fell short the last few years and complain when something is done to try and change it. 
I think I've covered the ideal scenario for Jan. Mel please implement the thoughts of the forum. 

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