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When you sleep with your mother, sister, aunt, granny, niece and the neighbour's daughter (who also happens to be related by marriage), that's a hell of a lot of lovin', to be fair!  
 
#bestxmasever

I find @DarkFruitsRam7's obvious crush on @David quite sweet. 
It's like being a kid and fancying a girl, you don't know how to do anything about it so are quite mean to her, as if she's to blame for your own inadequacy.

Don't let the Canton?

I'll have a bit of that bait...Roll your sleeves up Beetroot...that's a little underdone for a sandwich.
I've had 5 fights this week and I'm due a win. 

I’ve mentioned it before but it really annoys me when people say that fairly recent thing of saying “so” in response to a question. What brought it to mind was a contestant on The Chase. When asked what he did for a living he said  “ So, I’m a history student”. And what are your hobbies? “So, I like football and hang gliding”. And if you won the money what would you do with it? “So, I’d go round the world”.       Grrrrrrrr

Is... is that a leaf print?
Following that logic, I'm now expecting, nay, demanding a fleece third kit.

This fella?...
 
 

This fella?...
 
 

Derby: Forest are poo

Lewis Grabban has had six touches in the first half. 
Three were kick-offs! 

I don’t!
It’s just that hair only grows on one of them!
#don’tmocktheafflicted

We need someone who can play 90 minutes of 90% of the games without seeing a noticeable drop in their performance levels after an hour or so each time.
A replacement could only be 80% as good as Martin, but if an 80% Martin was available and effective for 80% of 90% our games that's better than a 90% Chris Martin only able to be effective for 75% of 60% of our games..
 
...or something
 
...maybe
 

Going on holiday for a week and don't have to be bothered by the shambles that is currently DCFC.

Is it the Norfolk Broads?

I don't know how you managed to get cup games through the official site before because all cup games, even playoff games, were unavailable.
Having said that I am also interested to know as I may pop over to see my parents this evening.

I love a camp picture me.

Which one is you?

I take them out of the memory box occasionally, and give them a sniff.
Can you guess what they smell of?
 
That's right my friend, goals! 
So many goals...

So  we have got until 30th January to get this damn virus under control so we can get down to Pride Park Stadium with a full crowd to give Chrissy Martin the standing ovation he deserves for everything he has done for this club over the last seven years.