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Are you sure it wasn't Thommo in his carry-cot?

Rams TV in Tampere. Lovely springtime in Finland, woke this morning to this:
 

Today is my in laws 50th wedding anniversary, we are due to go out for dinner. I have saved up over 20 years of hanging around waiting for Mrs. Chopper to be ready, and the kids taking at least 30 trips to the loo before we go anywhere, so now it's my turn. I'm listening to it, in my room and I'll leave when I'm ready!
 

The browser tab 👀

The baby oil 🤣 

Hasn’t the pub got a toilet?

According to the internet, he was only 1.7 furlongs out.  For missing the target from there, he wants bloody shooting!

We’re an inclusive community on here, feel free 😊 

Is it over yet? Can I come out now?

Must admit, I was dreading it all getting settled today.
Next week's game would have been such an anti-climax!  Who wants to get promoted early?  Ooh no, thank you very much.
Now we have something to look forward to.  We have hope, expectation, excitement, anticipation, and lots and lots of laundry! 👀
I've ordered some beta-blockers, and checked out where the nearest heart-zapping machine is (To PPS).
I'm buzzing.  What a week to be al

Good job you never saw the BBC Panorama episode "Bobble Hats - the silent killer"

Must admit, I was dreading it all getting settled today.
Next week's game would have been such an anti-climax!  Who wants to get promoted early?  Ooh no, thank you very much.
Now we have something to look forward to.  We have hope, expectation, excitement, anticipation, and lots and lots of laundry! 👀
I've ordered some beta-blockers, and checked out where the nearest heart-zapping machine is (To PPS).
I'm buzzing.  What a week to be al

Right,
let's scrap the next 6 days off the calendar, and just get this next effin' week over and done with!
 

I couldn't bear to spend such filthy lucre!  

Thanks everyone for your kind messages - I've shown them to him, including from our guest from the coast, and even the smallest well-wishes from strangers can give a boost to people in his situation that I didn't appreciate until this happened.
Events like this makes you realise that it's the fans that make the club what it is. Thank you!

This evening - Derby 1/500, Bolton 66/1, Posh 250/1.
We’re really really on our way…

Must admit, I was dreading it all getting settled today.
Next week's game would have been such an anti-climax!  Who wants to get promoted early?  Ooh no, thank you very much.
Now we have something to look forward to.  We have hope, expectation, excitement, anticipation, and lots and lots of laundry! 👀
I've ordered some beta-blockers, and checked out where the nearest heart-zapping machine is (To PPS).
I'm buzzing.  What a week to be al

You will be if you get defibrillated mate.

It’s days like today that I’m grateful I don’t fly VPN Airways 😆!

I really fail to see why any true Rams fan would go to the game next week knowing the sheer torture of losing and Bolton winning and being present for the bleakest day in our history (apart from all the other bleak days that were bleaker).
Let me carry your burden by taking your ticket off you.
 

Ugly, untidy, but better than nothing.
Coincidentally, my wife’s description of me.
 

TIME!!!!!!!