Mucker1884

Funny how I played for the school team 2 years above me (your year) and you couldn’t get a game🤣
Mr Malkin said you had two left feet 
You were more remembered for relieving the school cupboards of all their stationary if memory serves me right

Got to confess I'm no expert when it comes to Dolly Parton songs, but both the song title and the written words on your gif plus my gif just about sum up the quote.

Busy week here.  Completely missed this game, and not even had chance to do anything more than a very brief speed-read of this thread.
 
...Just got around to watching the 8min highlight vid... No way did we deserve to win that... They even hit the post, FFS!  👀 🙄
 
Ha!  A nice steady strike from Max for the first.  Not spectacular by any means, but it's still a good 22/23 yards with 5 striped shirts and a keeper twixt him and the goal.  Thumbs up from me.
I'm gonna give Max the benefit of the doubt, and assume he knew where NML was (Or where he should be? 🤷‍♂️) for his delightful little triple reverse blind lobdink, and I adored NML's deft touch with his bonce, to set himself onwards and goalwards.  Good touch, good run, and clinically finished.  Only a cheeky little dink over the keeper could have bettered that... but I ain't complaining!  My favourite of the highlight reel.
As for the 3rd, I've always had a bit of a soft spot for coming inside, and curling one in from one corner of the box to the far post, around and beyond what is always an overstretched keeper.  Beautiful!
I'm sure I scored one just like that v @Henrycav81 in '77 (He always ended up in goal for some reason, can't remember why! 👀) #lastpick.
 
Only seen 8mins, but hell yeah... we so deserved that!  
🐏
 

Concentrate less on the lyrics shown directly within my gif, and more on the title of said Dolly Parton hit!
 
Hint:
It begins with "Here we go..." and ends with "...Again"!  🤣

Busy week here.  Completely missed this game, and not even had chance to do anything more than a very brief speed-read of this thread.
 
...Just got around to watching the 8min highlight vid... No way did we deserve to win that... They even hit the post, FFS!  👀 🙄
 
Ha!  A nice steady strike from Max for the first.  Not spectacular by any means, but it's still a good 22/23 yards with 5 striped shirts and a keeper twixt him and the goal.  Thumbs up from me.
I'm gonna give Max the benefit of the doubt, and assume he knew where NML was (Or where he should be? 🤷‍♂️) for his delightful little triple reverse blind lobdink, and I adored NML's deft touch with his bonce, to set himself onwards and goalwards.  Good touch, good run, and clinically finished.  Only a cheeky little dink over the keeper could have bettered that... but I ain't complaining!  My favourite of the highlight reel.
As for the 3rd, I've always had a bit of a soft spot for coming inside, and curling one in from one corner of the box to the far post, around and beyond what is always an overstretched keeper.  Beautiful!
I'm sure I scored one just like that v @Henrycav81 in '77 (He always ended up in goal for some reason, can't remember why! 👀) #lastpick.
 
Only seen 8mins, but hell yeah... we so deserved that!  
🐏
 

Busy week here.  Completely missed this game, and not even had chance to do anything more than a very brief speed-read of this thread.
 
...Just got around to watching the 8min highlight vid... No way did we deserve to win that... They even hit the post, FFS!  👀 🙄
 
Ha!  A nice steady strike from Max for the first.  Not spectacular by any means, but it's still a good 22/23 yards with 5 striped shirts and a keeper twixt him and the goal.  Thumbs up from me.
I'm gonna give Max the benefit of the doubt, and assume he knew where NML was (Or where he should be? 🤷‍♂️) for his delightful little triple reverse blind lobdink, and I adored NML's deft touch with his bonce, to set himself onwards and goalwards.  Good touch, good run, and clinically finished.  Only a cheeky little dink over the keeper could have bettered that... but I ain't complaining!  My favourite of the highlight reel.
As for the 3rd, I've always had a bit of a soft spot for coming inside, and curling one in from one corner of the box to the far post, around and beyond what is always an overstretched keeper.  Beautiful!
I'm sure I scored one just like that v @Henrycav81 in '77 (He always ended up in goal for some reason, can't remember why! 👀) #lastpick.
 
Only seen 8mins, but hell yeah... we so deserved that!  
🐏
 

I gather Warney’s interested in signing Barnton United’s Clark Kenton, who’s been banging them in all season from offside positions…see attached/below…

Well, at least you've given him a fair crack of the whip before making your mind up 😂 Nothing like 135 minutes of football to form a complete assessment of a player 

Lolz

Thank you again everybody for talking about Daniel and feeling the gap he’s left. I’m feeling the loss tonight. Still don’t think it’s hit me fully yet. 
But if you have read a previous post by me, I told you about how I wound up Daniel making out he loved turtles. I tried to put a small plastic turtle on his seat at the Shrewsbury match. Unfortunately the packaging ripped and I sent 20 plastic turtles flying over the east stand 😂 Also hurt my ankle again climbing over three rows of seats to pick them up 🐢 

This is what Daniel would have thought to the match ♥️

Just realised @Mucker1884 isn’t posting tonight;

 
and

Just me then 😂

"A dream day out" should be a meet & greet with Rammie and his better half/sister/secretary/pretty young niece(🤷‍♂️), and maybe a tour of the facilities, before retiring for pre-match juice and microwave pizza in the community hub.
Gone should be the days of including them to dither about trying to retrieve a ball for a professional sporting club with ambitions of conquering the world (or evening Middle England, for that matter!)
There's plenty of other opportunities to entrap the poor little mites into the grasp of DCFC.
 

And good evening to you too @Mucker1884. Very good of you. 

As I said to someone else above, the joke only works if you embellish a little. You need to understand that jokes only really work and can be funny if you don’t overly focus on facts or reality.
For instance, you might be asked why the chicken crossed the road. Now there could be any number of amusing answers, but unless you actually know what the chicken is thinking the reality is you have no real idea why the chicken might be choosing to cross the road. Unless of course it is being chased by a fox, but that isn’t amusing either.
 

... And the little crafter/makers shop ("The Cabin") just 131ft off King St (down Campbell St, which is dead opposite the Railway pub), if you'd be so kind.  😁
Perhaps consider a small purchase of a new fabric specs case, or even a purse etc, for you journey home.  Other fabric items are available from Muckerette's own little portion of the shop, plus lots of other tempting hand made items of all description, from the numerous other makers.
 
#hard sell
#blatant extortion
#are there any depths this guy wouldn't stoop to?
#what a f**kin' liberty
#etc.
 
 
🤓🍻

Not sure if this is down to your poor reading skills, or my poor writing skills, but just to clarify, I didn't call you a knob, but did intend to imply that your one specific post to which I was referencing, made you come across as one.
As I seem to recall, there has also been evidence from other posts of yours that have made you appear like an absolute brick, so apologies for my part in any misunderstanding, and for highlighting your knobbish post alone!
 
 
That's right... "brick"!  🍻

"A dream day out" should be a meet & greet with Rammie and his better half/sister/secretary/pretty young niece(🤷‍♂️), and maybe a tour of the facilities, before retiring for pre-match juice and microwave pizza in the community hub.
Gone should be the days of including them to dither about trying to retrieve a ball for a professional sporting club with ambitions of conquering the world (or evening Middle England, for that matter!)
There's plenty of other opportunities to entrap the poor little mites into the grasp of DCFC.
 

#Benin Leverkusen 😁