Mostyn6 Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 Benidorm for a 50th in Whitsun Week Crete in September Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 As my ex wife has unexpectedly robbed me of £12k and i was replaced at work by someone cheaper, my 2023 holiday programme will be mate's spare rooms who live in nice places. Where there's a will... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 35 minutes ago, Grumpy Git said: I hope you’re not going on a 737 Max8! Ha, looking at past flights it is. Be alreeet, if we crash it won’t hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 5 minutes ago, sage said: As my ex wife has unexpectedly robbed me of £12k and i was replaced at work by someone cheaper, my 2023 holiday programme will be mate's spare rooms who live in nice places. Where there's a will... Wait….jeeeeez….how???? How did you manage to find someone to marry you? Mucker1884 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 1 hour ago, David said: Wait….jeeeeez….how???? How did you manage to find someone to marry you? Well she's your wife now...just ask her Day and Mucker1884 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 19 hours ago, Anag Ram said: My view from my Maldives villa this morning. Paradise but empty! Finding other people is quite exciting 😀 Day two and the first arrival of beer on the island. I have never been so happy to drink Carslberg. It’s 30 degrees plus and we’ve had no access to beer. The beer ‘experts’ are not delighted so I asked what they normally drink. The hard core Scouser and Yorkshireman answered Coors and Madri respectively. I’m afraid I may have used the phrase girl’s beer at that point 😀 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 11 minutes ago, Anag Ram said: The hard core Scouser and Yorkshireman answered Coors and Madri respectively. I’m afraid I may have used the phrase girl’s beer at that point 😀 Anag Ram and cstand 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 9 hours ago, sage said: What time is the flight? You filthy creature! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 25 minutes ago, David said: Madri is a hipster drink that tastes like Carling. They’ve never heard of it in Spain. “Madrí is a completely manufactured and invented brand,’ says Pete Brown, an expert in beer trends and author of ‘Clubland: How the Working Men’s Club Shaped Britain’. ‘It’s purely a marketing reflex exercise. And it’s probably the best [marketing campaign] we’ve seen since Peroni.” Lol! Madri Mug. sage and Rev 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 1 minute ago, Boycie said: Madri is a hipster drink that tastes like Carling. They’ve never heard of it in Spain. “Madrí is a completely manufactured and invented brand,’ says Pete Brown, an expert in beer trends and author of ‘Clubland: How the Working Men’s Club Shaped Britain’. ‘It’s purely a marketing reflex exercise. And it’s probably the best [marketing campaign] we’ve seen since Peroni.” Lol! Madri Mug. Boycie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Git Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 (edited) I’m not a big lager drinker, but if forced, I find Moretti tastes decent. Gets me too pizzed tho. Edited April 6, 2023 by Grumpy Git Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 1 hour ago, David said: And it’s got wheat in it! no wonder you shart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 Just now, Boycie said: And it’s got wheat in it! no wonder you shart. Worth it. Gonna be on the bog in the morning no matter what you drink, so may as well enjoy it. Better than getting on the tramp juice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Git Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 Do they sell White Lightning in the Maldives? Anag Ram and Boycie 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 15 minutes ago, David said: Worth it. Gonna be on the bog in the morning no matter what you drink, so may as well enjoy it. Better than getting on the tramp juice. Pick the beers without wheat in it init. You're on the bog in the morning because you have cheeky snacks when you’ve had a few. Watch him deny it, I’ve witnessed it😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 6 minutes ago, Boycie said: Pick the beers without wheat in it init. You're on the bog in the morning because you have cheeky snacks when you’ve had a few. Watch him deny it, I’ve witnessed it😂 I could have a pork scratching allergy and still go through the pain just for that crunchy hairy pig fat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 3 minutes ago, David said: I could have a pork scratching allergy and still go through the pain just for that crunchy hairy pig fat You know that 90% of pig scratching has wheat in it. You’re a half fan GF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 8 minutes ago, Boycie said: You know that 90% of pig scratching has wheat in it. You’re a half fan GF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gee SCREAMER !! Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 10 hours ago, sage said: Well she's your wife now...just ask her 12 hours ago, David said: Wait….jeeeeez….how???? How did you manage to find someone to marry you? Rev, Mucker1884, sage and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Git Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 25 minutes ago, Boycie said: Pick the beers without wheat in it init. You're on the bog in the morning because you have cheeky snacks when you’ve had a few. Watch him deny it, I’ve witnessed it😂 A list of said beers would certainly come in handy for yours truly, either that or lifelong sponsorship from Pampers wet wipes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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