Boycie Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 Well done! They’re U21’s whiteroseram, Andrew3000 and Parsnip 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 Chippendale! He'll be good at league tables! 48 hours 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 45 minutes ago, Brammie Steve said: Chippendale! He'll be good at league tables! Anyone?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Mackay Ate My Hamster Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 (edited) So, my in depth reportage of the evening.... The team in Light Blue ( Derby ) played the team in Yellow ( Matlock ). The blue team looked very young and full of athleticism, whilst the yellow team looked less athletic and older. For the first 20 minutes the blue team looked very fit and fast, whilst the yellow team huffed and puffed against them. The blues ran around very fast but just looked like a random collection of fast runners. The yellows looked slightly overawed for 20 minutes, impressed by their collective speed. Then the yellows realised that the blues weren't actually a team, but a collection of random fast runners. So, after being initially impressed they decided to fight back as a team. The two teams cancelled each other out at half time. Half time result 0-0. Second half yellows thought " These are just a team of fast runners, they're not that special, maybe we should fight back " Cue first goal for the yellows - a headed goal - early-ish in the second half. Blues got indignant and ran around even faster for a few minutes after that. No end product. Yellows got more ebullient, unafraid of the blues, culminating in a flying air kick volley for their second goal. 2-0 Game fizzled out.... That's my seasoned journo's analysis of the evening. Henry Winter eat your heart out... Oh, I might add, a great night at Matlock. Think football meets Peter Kay characters. Very entertaining. Edited July 29, 2022 by Dave Mackay Ate My Hamster 48 hours, admira and IslandExile 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Mackay Ate My Hamster Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 (edited) I even managed to bump into our Lord and Saviour David Clowes. I shook his hand and said thanks for making half a million people much happier. He laughed and said I'm much happier too. My missis looked at me a bit pityingly and called me a "fan boy". He's so unassuming. Someone else had to point him out to me. You would never spot him in a crowd. Jeans and polo shirt. Thanks DC. ??? Edited July 29, 2022 by Dave Mackay Ate My Hamster Kinder, Andrew3000, IslandExile and 5 others 4 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oomarkwright Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 1 hour ago, Brammie Steve said: Chippendale! He'll be good at league tables! Looks like he's part of the furniture at Matlock. 48 hours 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollycutts1982 Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 2 hours ago, Brammie Steve said: Chippendale! He'll be good at league tables! He’ll be off to the SPL to rescue rangers. Or he’ll confuse the opposition when he keeps taking his shirt off before the final whistle. ThePrisoner 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 7 hours ago, Dave Mackay Ate My Hamster said: ...Someone else had to point him out to me. You would never spot him in a crowd. Jeans and polo shirt... We'll know what to look out for now. His cover is blown. DC: "If it wasn't for that pesky @Dave Mackay Ate My Hamster, I'd have got away with this"! Andrew3000 and 48 hours 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SethJohnson Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 Sir Jake Buxton was in attendance last night, in amongst the crowd - nice chap. Nishfan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nishfan Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 9 hours ago, Dave Mackay Ate My Hamster said: I even managed to bump into our Lord and Saviour David Clowes. I shook his hand and said thanks for making half a million people much happier. He laughed and said I'm much happier too. My missis looked at me a bit pityingly and called me a "fan boy". He's so unassuming. Someone else had to point him out to me. You would never spot him in a crowd. Jeans and polo shirt. Thanks DC. ??? I love this post ? Andrew3000 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajstrawb Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 Where’s Bart? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angieram Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 1 hour ago, dajstrawb said: Where’s Bart? I think he must be injured. Was in the crowd at the Leicester friendly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 15 hours ago, Boycie said: Anyone?? Sorry, for those who only know Chippendales as strippers he was a classic furniture maker, hence "tables" Too subtle again for Belper inhabitants maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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