Ellafella Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 As if things couldn’t get any worse for embattled Club Derby County, in a week when they have lost a case against them for “nefarious accounting practises” and also a case where they cruelly sacked long-serving captain Richard Keogh after the poor bloke had the temerity to share a few drinks with some team mates because he was thirsty after a training session, police may now believe that Rams Club owners, fronted by evil tyrant Mel Morris (aka “Mad Mel”) may possibly be behind a whole series of unsolved crimes across the region. In an exclusive interview a top police source may have said that they have no evidence to unequivocally rule out the possibility that Morris, aided by Club Head of Finance, Stephen Pearce (aka the real “Psycho”) were not behind a growing list of horrific unsolved murders, rapes, and drug deaths; “We can’t at this stage definitely say that they weren’t involved in some way in some of these things”. As well as a possible 75 point deduction, a massive fine, and relegation, Morris and Pearce may well be running the Club from behind bars next season. We haven’t contacted the Club to check any of the facts but if you have any evidence of Morris’s or Pearce’s involvement in any wrongdoing please don’t hesitate to contact any of the tabloid newspapers with your story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanish Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 1 minute ago, Ellafella said: As if things couldn’t get any worse for embattled Club Derby County, in a week when they have lost a case against them for “nefarious accounting practises” and also a case where they cruelly sacked long-serving captain Richard Keogh after the poor bloke had the temerity to share a few drinks with some team mates because he was thirsty after a training session, police may now believe that Rams Club owners, fronted by evil tyrant Mel Morris (aka “Mad Mel”) may possibly be behind a whole series of unsolved crimes across the region. In an exclusive interview a top police source may have said that they have no evidence to unequivocally rule out the possibility that Morris, aided by Club Head of Finance, Stephen Pearce (aka the real “Psycho”) were not behind a growing list of horrific unsolved murders, rapes, and drug deaths; “We can’t at this stage definitely say that they weren’t involved in some way in some of these things”. As well as a possible 75 point deduction, a massive fine, and relegation, Morris and Pearce may well be running the Club from behind bars next season. We haven’t contacted the Club to check any of the facts but if you have any evidence of Morris’s or Pearce’s involvement in any wrongdoing please don’t hesitate to contact any of the tabloid newspapers with your story. fair and balanced all you can ask for really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 Wait ‘til they don disguises and go on the run Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 8 minutes ago, Ellafella said: As if things couldn’t get any worse for embattled Club Derby County, in a week when they have lost a case against them for “nefarious accounting practises” and also a case where they cruelly sacked long-serving captain Richard Keogh after the poor bloke had the temerity to share a few drinks with some team mates because he was thirsty after a training session, police may now believe that Rams Club owners, fronted by evil tyrant Mel Morris (aka “Mad Mel”) may possibly be behind a whole series of unsolved crimes across the region. In an exclusive interview a top police source may have said that they have no evidence to unequivocally rule out the possibility that Morris, aided by Club Head of Finance, Stephen Pearce (aka the real “Psycho”) were not behind a growing list of horrific unsolved murders, rapes, and drug deaths; “We can’t at this stage definitely say that they weren’t involved in some way in some of these things”. As well as a possible 75 point deduction, a massive fine, and relegation, Morris and Pearce may well be running the Club from behind bars next season. We haven’t contacted the Club to check any of the facts but if you have any evidence of Morris’s or Pearce’s involvement in any wrongdoing please don’t hesitate to contact any of the tabloid newspapers with your story. This is what I despise about the internet. The headlines drag you in, and yet the article itself makes no mention of babies being eaten. I'd like my click back, please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramarena Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 Victim Steve Gibson talks to the press about how Mad Mels reign of terror destroyed his life he’s a true survivor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 6 minutes ago, Ramarena said: Victim Steve Gibson talks to the press about how Mad Mels reign of terror destroyed his life he’s a true survivor! Put some pride into your work man! eat poo Gibson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramarena Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 13 minutes ago, Mostyn6 said: Put some pride into your work man! eat poo Gibson Gibson doesn’t deserve any pride. but more than happy to see him eat poo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 Good luck with your legal case @Ellafella. You should have made it unbelievable, then you'd have the 'obvious satire' defense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dean (hick) Saunders Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 In shock new development it has been reported that in 1996, Pride Park was built on the breeding site of the rare 7 testicled newt. An petition has been by Mr S. Gibson esquire that the site should be returned to its original state. (And Steve Bloomer is not allowed to watch). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yani P Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Dean (hick) Saunders said: In shock new development it has been reported that in 1996, Pride Park was built on the breeding site of the rare 7 testicled newt. The one from Harry Potter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickD Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 2 hours ago, Ramarena said: Gibson doesn’t deserve any pride. but more than happy to see him eat poo! Cannibalism then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickD Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 2 hours ago, Dean (hick) Saunders said: In shock new development it has been reported that in 1996, Pride Park was built on the breeding site of the rare 7 testicled newt. An petition has been by Mr S. Gibson esquire that the site should be returned to its original state. (And Steve Bloomer is not allowed to watch). There's newt you can say about that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 I think I saw Mel on a grassy knoll in Dallas in the 60’s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 19 minutes ago, Gritstone Ram said: I think I saw Mel on a grassy knoll in Dallas in the 60’s. Nonsense. Dallas wasn't even on TV then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 Presumably made as a tongue in cheek article. Still doesn't smooth over the running of the club over the past few seasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellafella Posted May 13, 2021 Author Share Posted May 13, 2021 34 minutes ago, Tyler Durden said: Presumably made as a tongue in cheek article. Still doesn't smooth over the running of the club over the past few seasons. No. It’s all “true” allegedly, said a close source, yesterday, who asked not to be named, for legal reasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickD Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Rev said: Nonsense. Dallas wasn't even on TV then. He did shoot JR though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curtains Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 1 minute ago, MickD said: He did shoot JR though You any better today old man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellafella Posted May 13, 2021 Author Share Posted May 13, 2021 8 minutes ago, MickD said: He did shoot JR though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gee SCREAMER !! Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 I hear Mel was the first person to sport a mullet in the UK. Long before Limahl and Pat Sharp. I also hear he was the first to wear grey slippons with a leather tie and has a tattoo of Leroy from Fame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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