Wolfie20 Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 35 minutes ago, Theres’s Only Wan Chope said: Hate it when they say one more and its wrapped up, game over or something similar- usually at 2-0. As if it's impossible to come back 3 goals down. Even worse when there is a two goal cushion late on and commentators acting like game is over already. Worse still, when they say "2-0 is a dangerous scoreline when you're leading". Nowhere near as dangerous as when you're only one ahead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyinLiverpool Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 'There was contact' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted July 4, 2020 Author Share Posted July 4, 2020 Saying a goal is a great finish, then when seeing it took a deflection, still saying it was a great finish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broderick Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/soccer-commentary-is-full-of-coded-racism/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyinLiverpool Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 I must confess that I can't resist a giggle when a commentator says, 'come from behind'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Contain Nuts Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 1 hour ago, AndyinLiverpool said: I must confess that I can't resist a giggle when a commentator says, 'come from behind'. "He loves to come inside" I didn't need to know that, thanks for putting me off my dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePrisoner Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 On 12/07/2020 at 18:27, AndyinLiverpool said: I must confess that I can't resist a giggle when a commentator says, 'come from behind'. They keep getting balls into the box Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyinLiverpool Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 Paul Pogba was 'pulled off' in last night's game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Contain Nuts Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 & the Southampton keeper 'made himself big' at one point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 One I heard tonight - Portland v houston ”the swings and roundabouts of outrageous fortune,” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srg Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 This Championship commentator on his usual nonsense tonight. Goal scored with a header... “Kieffer Moore, the headmaster, dishing out another lesson.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuanFloEvraTheCocu'sNesta Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 "half a yard". Half a yard offside covers any distance from 6 inches to 6 meters it seems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Clough Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 9 minutes ago, JuanFloEvraTheCocu'sNesta said: "half a yard". Half a yard offside covers any distance from 6 inches to 6 meters it seems. It was only half a yard on my TV. I even used a ruler to check ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srg Posted July 27, 2020 Share Posted July 27, 2020 “It’s a work of art from the paintbrush of Josh Onomah” He’s at it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srg Posted July 28, 2020 Share Posted July 28, 2020 For the Kebano free kick... “The Fulham free kick king reigns supreme again” Can we get this bloke and his annoying rehearsed cringe off the tv please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkFruitsRam7 Posted July 28, 2020 Share Posted July 28, 2020 12 hours ago, Srg said: “It’s a work of art from the paintbrush of Josh Onomah” He’s at it again. 13 minutes ago, Srg said: For the Kebano free kick... “The Fulham free kick king reigns supreme again” Can we get this bloke and his annoying rehearsed cringe off the tv please? No. It's worth it just for your posts in this thread. Please don't stop airing your grievances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srg Posted July 28, 2020 Share Posted July 28, 2020 1 hour ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said: No. It's worth it just for your posts in this thread. Please don't stop airing your grievances. ? I will keep going just for my adoring fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duracell Posted July 28, 2020 Share Posted July 28, 2020 On 22/07/2020 at 20:12, Srg said: This Championship commentator on his usual nonsense tonight. Goal scored with a header... “Kieffer Moore, the headmaster, dishing out another lesson.” Imagine being that guy's wife, waking up in cold sweats in the middle of the night and jotting down these lines in the notepad on the bedside table, only to use it on Kieffer Moore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srg Posted July 28, 2020 Share Posted July 28, 2020 11 minutes ago, Duracell said: Imagine being that guy's wife, waking up in cold sweats in the middle of the night and jotting down these lines in the notepad on the bedside table, only to use it on Kieffer Moore. I can see it now. Sits bolt upright in the bed. “Sharon! I’ve got a zinger. Alexa, create a note.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hintonsboots Posted July 28, 2020 Share Posted July 28, 2020 Andy Gray, every time a player was injured, “ He’s opened up the joint “. Good diagnosis Andy, fancy a shift in A&E ? Im sure he’d put in a good shift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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