Turk Thrust Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 On 22 June 2020 at 22:31, cannable said: I don’t know if I have a wide bum hole or what but I timed myself once and it was 42 seconds so you are wrong The rectum is 6-8 inches long and 2.5 inches at its widest point. Use a tape measure but I won't be borrowing it any time soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyMac5 Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 The woman announcer talking up the Fri/weekend Championship games. Third place Fulham travel to 'joint top' Le*ds! WTF there's no joint top, they're in second place on goal difference!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cannable Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 2 hours ago, Turk Thrust said: The rectum is 6-8 inches long and 2.5 inches at its widest point. Use a tape measure but I won't be borrowing it any time soon Can I borrow yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted June 25, 2020 Author Share Posted June 25, 2020 2 hours ago, cannable said: Can I borrow yours? tape measure or rectum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cannable Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 8 hours ago, sage said: tape measure or rectum? Both? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jram Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 Whenever they do “analysis” at half time but it’s just them describing what we can see on camera eg- “he’s run down the wing and whipped in a great ball and there’s the striker to nod it home at the front post “ literally what is the point of pundits, they get away with being so bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 On 29/05/2020 at 21:14, Dean (hick) Saunders said: Just everything Owen says https://www.novibet.co.uk/blog/top-15-best-michael-owen-quotes-commentary/ "When they don't score, they hardly ever win" made me chuckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FindernRam Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 On 26/05/2020 at 15:33, maydrakin said: My particular gripe is “saved by the woodwork" when someone hits the post/bar. No, the shot might have beat the keeper, but it wasn’t on target. The woodwork did nothing other than be there. No woodwork anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FindernRam Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 On 27/05/2020 at 06:47, enachops said: I also cannot stand Martin Tyler’s manufactured catchphrase, It's not just him, most Sky commentators use it so I guess its a marketing thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FindernRam Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 For me its the use of "for me", as in "thats not a foul for me", or "for me thats a red card" etc, Was ever so common last year but seems to have died away a bit recently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srg Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 I’m presuming he will be on commentary for one of the Championship games on Sky today, but I can’t remember the guy’s name. It’s the main commentator anyway... but he has pre-prepared, alliterative hyperbolic phrases lined up for whenever a goal is scored. During the Cardiff v Leeds match, unfortunately wasn’t alliteration this time, but this phrase was shouted when Cardiff scored... “This is Cardiff City’s office! And this is where they do business!” The cringe. All of the cringe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkFruitsRam7 Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Srg said: I’m presuming he will be on commentary for one of the Championship games on Sky today, but I can’t remember the guy’s name. It’s the main commentator anyway... but he has pre-prepared, alliterative hyperbolic phrases lined up for whenever a goal is scored. During the Cardiff v Leeds match, unfortunately wasn’t alliteration this time, but this phrase was shouted when Cardiff scored... “This is Cardiff City’s office! And this is where they do business!” The cringe. All of the cringe. If it's the same bloke who said 'And a chance for Marriott once more ... he's done it!', then all is forgiven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srg Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 5 minutes ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said: If it's the same bloke who said 'And a chance for Marriott once more ... he's done it!', then all is forgiven. Think it would have been that guy, clearly hadn't prepared anything for such a crazy scenario and lo and behold, the commentary was better! Excited to see what he has in store today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimmu Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Srg said: Think it would have been that guy, clearly hadn't prepared anything for such a crazy scenario and lo and behold, the commentary was better! Excited to see what he has in store today. Take the sarcasm out of that and it's not a coherent sentence! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkFruitsRam7 Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 5 minutes ago, Srg said: Think it would have been that guy, clearly hadn't prepared anything for such a crazy scenario and lo and behold, the commentary was better! Excited to see what he has in store today. What about: 'Martin!!! ... Out of the wilderness and onto the scoresheet!'. Gold. I actually found the Peter Drury stuff quite cringey sometimes. The whole 'Greek God in Rome' thing wasn't my cup of tea at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FindernRam Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 Takes one for the team-- makes it sound like he's stopped a bullet rather than looking at a pretty card and looking towards a game off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKRam Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 Used everyday be it news or sport, just general chat........ It’s a word I’d like to banish...... ’Hes played for ten different clubs’ grrrrr if he’s played for ten clubs then of course they’re different ??? Other examples of this filth include ‘I've visited over twenty different countries’ ‘Different parts of the country’. Ok I’ll leave it there. The word is not needed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eezzeetiger Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 On 05/06/2020 at 16:16, sage said: They can run at 30 km/h so 19mph which is just under 12 seconds for 100m. Not going to win the Olympics but quick enough to kill 99.9% of this forum. That would be a tragedy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richinspain Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 10 hours ago, eezzeetiger said: That would be a tragedy I imagine that the 0.1% are the Forest fans on here, who are used to running away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheresOnlyWanChope Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 Hate it when they say one more and its wrapped up, game over or something similar- usually at 2-0. As if it's impossible to come back 3 goals down. Even worse when there is a two goal cushion late on and commentators acting like game is over already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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