Muskination Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 8 hours ago, Wolfie said: I get peed off on Amazon when I'm looking for something, see it has good reviews but then when I read them, all the 5 star ones are posted by people who have been "given the product in return for an impartial revew". Yeah, right. The reviews for Veet for men are always good for a chuckle, though.... https://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Cream/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=sr_1_3_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1478075958&sr=8-3&keywords=men+hair+removal+cream Mate, I clicked on this link not expectingmuch. Those questions and top reviews gave me a right good laugh. Wolfie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 Saw a similar one for Oil Of Olay Anti Wrinkle cream where someone got very offended by the bloke suggesting that he used it on his balls https://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R1BPLVHPOX8KOB/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 US Presidential election 2016. Tony Le Mesmer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteHorseRam Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 On 01/11/2016 at 19:41, Phoenix said: Anorak alert. That would have been Georg Händel, then. The other guy wasn't born until 1685. What what!!? This insult cannot be borne. Pistols or swords, sir. (This is me in me work clothes) Tony Le Mesmer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richinspain Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 On 2/11/2016 at 09:40, Wolfie said: I get peed off on Amazon when I'm looking for something, see it has good reviews but then when I read them, all the 5 star ones are posted by people who have been "given the product in return for an impartial revew". Yeah, right. The reviews for Veet for men are always good for a chuckle, though.... https://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Cream/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=sr_1_3_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1478075958&sr=8-3&keywords=men+hair+removal+cream 21 hours ago, Muskination said: Mate, I clicked on this link not expectingmuch. Those questions and top reviews gave me a right good laugh. They are brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 Use your signal indicator before turning When someone signals to enter your lane, here's a novelty, let em Don't have conversations in doorways, move along And since i mentioned doors, either leave or don't leave, don't half leave and hang up that phone already If you are incapable of tying your laces while chewing gum, do not use your phone while driving Look up from your smartphone before crossing the road, you crazy kid At first opportunity place a divider on the checkout conveyor belt for the next person Store manager,59.99? Really? Shall i return the insult and call you a blithering idiot? Okay, deal If someone is nice to you, be nice back, you moody biatch Do not travel on public transport if personal hygiene is not your thing, in fact don't leave the house, ever Do not, i repeat do not drill into a concrete wall in a multi apartment house on a Sunday morning If you borrow a book, it's your job to remember to return it and when you do, not in tatters thank you But i am trying to be more forgiving Nahh i-Ram, WhiteHorseRam, richinspain and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 4, 2016 Author Share Posted November 4, 2016 Ex-Pats moaning about Brexit. I have 2 relatives (wife's step-siblings) who never stop ranting about Brexit on Facebook & moaning about how awful it is. She has lived in Colorado, USA for over 15 years. He has been in Mongolia for 3 years but also lived in USA before that. He posted another one last night & was demanding that remainers stand up and do everything possible to stop the process. YOU HAVEN'T LIVED HERE FOR 20 YEARS AND HAVE NO INTENTION OF RETURNING. GO AWAY YOU MUPPET! It's only for the sake of family harmony that I haven't ripped either of them to pieces before now. Tony Le Mesmer, WhiteHorseRam, King Kevin and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rynny Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 4 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Ex-Pats moaning about Brexit. I have 2 relatives (wife's step-siblings) who never stop ranting about Brexit on Facebook & moaning about how awful it is. She has lived in Colorado, USA for over 15 years. He has been in Mongolia for 3 years but also lived in USA before that. He posted another one last night & was demanding that remainers stand up and do everything possible to stop the process. YOU HAVEN'T LIVED HERE FOR 20 YEARS AND HAVE NO INTENTION OF RETURNING. GO AWAY YOU MUPPET! It's only for the sake of family harmony that I haven't ripped either of them to pieces before now. There is an unfollow button on Facebook, which basically mutes them without them ever knowing but you stay friends with them, it is brilliant for family members that annoy Wolfie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richinspain Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 2 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Ex-Pats moaning about Brexit. I have 2 relatives (wife's step-siblings) who never stop ranting about Brexit on Facebook & moaning about how awful it is. She has lived in Colorado, USA for over 15 years. He has been in Mongolia for 3 years but also lived in USA before that. He posted another one last night & was demanding that remainers stand up and do everything possible to stop the process. YOU HAVEN'T LIVED HERE FOR 20 YEARS AND HAVE NO INTENTION OF RETURNING. GO AWAY YOU MUPPET! It's only for the sake of family harmony that I haven't ripped either of them to pieces before now. I've lived in Spain for 19 years and when people ask me about Brexit I just shrug. I've been away for 19 years for Christ's sake, I don't even understand it let alone worry about it! Wolfie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 4, 2016 Author Share Posted November 4, 2016 23 minutes ago, rynny said: There is an unfollow button on Facebook, which basically mutes them without them ever knowing but you stay friends with them, it is brilliant for family members that annoy Yeah, I have used that one a couple of distant relatives who started sharing loads of Britain First propaganda ******. It's only because of the wildlife photography that both of these two post, that I do stay following them. Colorado and Mongolia have some stunning scenery. rynny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 42 minutes ago, richinspain said: I've lived in Spain for 19 years and when people ask me about Brexit I just shrug. I've been away for 19 years for Christ's sake, I don't even understand it let alone worry about it! They might send you back once we exit.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richinspain Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 2 minutes ago, McRamFan said: They might send you back once we exit.... Fine by me, but I don't think my wife and daughter will be too pleased Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteHorseRam Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 12 hours ago, ramit said: Use your signal indicator before turning When someone signals to enter your lane, here's a novelty, let em People who think the little orange lights on their car are just for Christmas ramit and Animal is a Ram 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteHorseRam Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 On 31/10/2016 at 21:19, Tony Le Mesmer said: I used to think like this but it's not until you have kids that you realise that they get so much out of it. Dressing up and getting free sweets from people most of whom are generally very decent and giving. I think for younger kids it's really enjoyable and most folk aren't put out by them knocking on doors with their parents, it's when you get groups of older kids that I ignore. Purely because some of them can be rude and obnoxious and I don't want that on my doorstep thanks. Trick-or-Treaters .... As of first thing 1st November I was three Crunchie bars and four Wagon Wheels lighter. Had both experiences - Timorous knock on the door at about 6.15pm. Small lad wearing enormous rubber werwolf mask. Very polite, said thanks as did his Dad standing at the end of my drive. Bang on door at 7.15pm. Four short and snarling crew-cuts. Amusing though, I was them once. If you don't like it go to the pub. Or lie on the floor with all the lights off. Or nail a mummified cat to your front door. Tony Le Mesmer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Le Mesmer Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 4 hours ago, rynny said: There is an unfollow button on Facebook, which basically mutes them without them ever knowing but you stay friends with them, it is brilliant for family members that annoy there is also the other option of not using facebook altogether which somehow I prefer......... ramit and rynny 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 4 hours ago, WhiteHorseRam said: People who think the little orange lights on their car are just for Christmas Tossers, everyone knows they're for parking in a spot that is convenient for no one but yourself, to save you walking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StockholmRam Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 FIFA WhiteHorseRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 posters who put more effort into their animated/moving avatar than the quality of their posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 Who could you mean Mostyn ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 There you go you miserable ****, no avatar, all you got to piss you off now is my crap posts. Mostyn6 and Rev 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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