minesahartington Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 He is being replaced by watching a continuous loop of old Eddie Waring videos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffsRam Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 Replace him with the BBC kids show "Michael Owen's Soccer Skills" which includes such pearls of wisdom as "aim for the part of the goal where the keeper isn't" - well thank you Michael, pure ******* genius. How did we not think of that before?! What idiots we are. Truly, you have earned your biscuits today..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 2 hours ago, minesahartington said: He’s a striker coach so surplus to requirements under GR That's why in the warm up you see him standing 50 yards away from all the other coaches - no doubt waiting for a big HOOF....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodley Ram Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 Good luck to him if he goes but I like Kev, seems a good guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Gnarly Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 19 hours ago, StaffsRam said: Replace him with the BBC kids show "Michael Owen's Soccer Skills" which includes such pearls of wisdom as "aim for the part of the goal where the keeper isn't" - well thank you Michael, pure ******* genius. How did we not think of that before?! What idiots we are. Truly, you have earned your biscuits today..... Thought it was CBBC? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRam Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 I'm impressed some of you guys conjured such definitive opinions of a member of the coaching staff, despite seeing little to none of his actual input, based on the overall output of the team over a period of years under 5 different managers who have each chosen to keep him around. I certainly couldn't do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 8 minutes ago, SaintRam said: I'm impressed some of you guys conjured such definitive opinions of a member of the coaching staff, despite seeing little to none of his actual input, based on the overall output of the team over a period of years under 5 different managers who have each chosen to keep him around. I certainly couldn't do it. Haven’t you got the mels drone app on your phone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramarena Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 14 minutes ago, SaintRam said: I'm impressed some of you guys conjured such definitive opinions of a member of the coaching staff, despite seeing little to none of his actual input, based on the overall output of the team over a period of years under 5 different managers who have each chosen to keep him around. I certainly couldn't do it. Takes great talent to be able to analyse and asses the impact of one coach on a teams performance. It's beyond me, I'll leave it to the footy genius's on here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wixman1884 Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 23 hours ago, minesahartington said: He’s a striker coach so surplus to requirements under GR post of the season. take a bow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G STAR RAM Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 23 hours ago, minesahartington said: He’s a striker coach so surplus to requirements under GR Aren't we 5th highest scorers in the league? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Clough Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 On 01/05/2018 at 15:50, irobinson said: His track record since quitting as a pro - what over 10 years ago let's face it - he was our attacking coach for a bit - and we hardly set the world alight under him. this forum in the past raised sone doubt Currently 6th top scorers whilst being 18th in shots per game .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRS94 Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 21 hours ago, StaffsRam said: Replace him with the BBC kids show "Michael Owen's Soccer Skills" which includes such pearls of wisdom as "aim for the part of the goal where the keeper isn't" - well thank you Michael, pure ******* genius. How did we not think of that before?! What idiots we are. Truly, you have earned your biscuits today..... I think I found this way funnier than it should of been ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmic Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 20 minutes ago, G STAR RAM said: Aren't we 5th highest scorers in the league? 7th best overall attack statistics, 4th highest number of goals from open play. But yeah, Phillips is a crap coach. https://www.whoscored.com/Regions/252/Tournaments/7/Seasons/6848/Stages/15177/TeamStatistics/England-Championship-2017-2018 Did I also mention Vydra is the Championship’s top goal scorer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 Has he left yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 4 minutes ago, cosmic said: 7th best overall attack statistics, 4th highest number of goals from open play. But yeah, Phillips is a crap coach. https://www.whoscored.com/Regions/252/Tournaments/7/Seasons/6848/Stages/15177/TeamStatistics/England-Championship-2017-2018 Did I also mention Vydra is the Championship’s top goal scorer? until he's taught Weimann how to kick a ball properly, he's a failure! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmic Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 54 minutes ago, Moist One said: until he's taught Weimann how to kick a ball properly, he's a failure! He’s a man, not a miracle worker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irobinson Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 3 hours ago, Ghost of Clough said: Currently 6th top scorers whilst being 18th in shots per game .... Not going to lose any sleep mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malagaram Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 3 hours ago, cosmic said: 7th best overall attack statistics, 4th highest number of goals from open play. But yeah, Phillips is a crap coach. https://www.whoscored.com/Regions/252/Tournaments/7/Seasons/6848/Stages/15177/TeamStatistics/England-Championship-2017-2018 Did I also mention Vydra is the Championship’s top goal scorer? Joint top scorer.! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmic Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 20 minutes ago, Malagaram said: Joint top scorer.! Not good enough, is it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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