Philmycock Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 A friend of mine had a pile the size of a grape on the rim of his back passage, he has asked me if I could recommend him the best cream to use or any other additional info that can help in reducing the little blighter. Any help would be greatly received by my friend. He waits eagerly in anticipation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Are you, sorry, your friend, using a kids inflatable swimming ring to sit on atm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philmycock Posted July 30, 2017 Author Share Posted July 30, 2017 8 minutes ago, uttoxram75 said: Are you, sorry, your friend, using a kids inflatable swimming ring to sit on atm? Erm, my friend has informed me that he's had a hot bath and is now just lying down watching TV. He's just texted me to ask if anyone knows if Anusol or Preperation H are any good, anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 1 minute ago, philmycock said: Erm, my friend has informed me that he's had a hot bath and is now just lying down watching TV. He's just texted me to ask if anyone knows if Anusol or Preperation H are any good, anyone? My wife, er, my friend's wife really doesn't like prep H. Itches like a b******. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 something that size send him to the doc's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philmycock Posted July 30, 2017 Author Share Posted July 30, 2017 7 minutes ago, McRamFan said: something that size send him to the doc's I believe he intends to give his GP a call in the morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 7 minutes ago, McRamFan said: something that size send him to the doc's Or consider setting up a vineyard. Wine is a precious commodity at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Lasonil's supposed to be good, if it's still on the market. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 1 hour ago, philmycock said: I believe he intends to give his GP a call in the morning http://getridofhemorrhoidsguide.com/getting-rid-hemorrhoids/ Some natural remedies here phil. To pass on to your friend, obvs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 1 hour ago, GboroRam said: My wife, er, my friend's wife really doesn't like prep H. Itches like a b******. You're intimate with your friends wife's bottom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Who gets a pile following a Saturday night? Can't think what's happened here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philmycock Posted July 30, 2017 Author Share Posted July 30, 2017 1 minute ago, uttoxram75 said: http://getridofhemorrhoidsguide.com/getting-rid-hemorrhoids/ Some natural remedies here phil. To pass on to your friend, obvs. Thanks, I'll send him this link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 My friend suffered one on a long haul flight. He was in some discomfort all the way to India. Poor chap. On his next long flight he got some cream from Morrisons but put it in his missues hand luggage. When we transferred at Dubai airport an over keen security woman gave the missus's bag the quick inspection and held up the cream asking her what it was. Needless to say my friend briskly moved on chuckling away. He didn't laugh when his missus caught up with him though. So my mates only experience was a Morrisons home brand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kevin Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Just poke um back up and remember not to sit on cold damp walls etc as me mam used to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Your friend has my friend's sympathies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewe Ram Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 3 hours ago, philmycock said: Erm, my friend has informed me that he's had a hot bath and is now just lying down watching TV. He's just texted me to ask if anyone knows if Anusol or Preperation H are any good, anyone? Anusol HC variety Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Tie an elastic band round it, tight as you can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Isn't that taking friendship a little too far rev ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteHorseRam Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 GO TO THE DOCTORS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Hughes Hair Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 In five or so years of reading, and two and a half years of posting, THIS is the best thread ever. (According to my friend) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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