Rev Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 I feel I've made a post in this thread, the star confirms it, yet much like posters sperm count, its missing? Surely I've not been offensive this early into an evening? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PistoldPete2 Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 22 minutes ago, David said: Yeah, the menopause, just wait it out already there .. abstience is another , .. also works very well i find. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 33 minutes ago, reveldevil said: I feel I've made a post in this thread, the star confirms it, yet much like posters sperm count, its missing? Surely I've not been offensive this early into an evening? Need to update the naughty word filter to keep Mr Google happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 5 minutes ago, David said: Need to update the naughty word filter to keep Mr Google happy. Fair enough! Apologies for the potty mouth, even though I can't recall it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Contain Nuts Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 7 hours ago, PistoldPete2 said: No. Arent there less painful methods of contraception? Yep. It's often the case that the only contraception I need is my personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 7 hours ago, PistoldPete2 said: No. Arent there less painful methods of contraception? Yep. I've found a type of food that has been 100% successful. In my case it was wedding cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SillyBilly Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 I was circumsized later on in life in my 20s, my only real memory is trying very hard not to think about anything midly erotic for a week or two, easier said than done in those days! Stretching stitches isn't fun, more the sight of it than the pain . I don't think I'll subject him to a vasectomy, he has had quite enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmic Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 Poor quality, but... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanish Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 23 hours ago, eddie said: How interesting is interesting? This interesting? When I went for mine, I had previously read (in Modern Medicine or some similar magazine) that when the ductus deferentes are snipped and tied, the body, being a bit of a barsteward, tries to undo the 'damage' and the body sometimes creates a new course for the tadpoles. So I mentioned it to the surgeon. "You will be my 495th, and I've never had to do one twice" was his reply. I guess that 495 wasn't his - or my - lucky number, because after 2 months of being unable to fire blanks, I became his first 'two-timer'. Or this interesting? After the second one (they did not do a snip and tie but removed the entire ductus deferentes) and went for my first check-up three or four days later, I said the magic words (cliche I know) "Can you take the pain away but leave me the swelling, please?" Err me too but no solution. Rarely and in my case (oh joy) I have more than a couple of tadpole routes. Snipped but still have live amo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 Had it done about 15 years ago. No real problems. Didn't need painkillers or anything like that. I did develop a hydrocele (water filled sac) which is a bit scary because it's an unexplained lump. Painless and harmless. For anyone who's considering it I would say go for it. And if you tell any woman who's had a baby that it's an ordeal you probably won't need a vasectomy- she'll do it for you! Still don't think I've reached the flush through threshold.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 I'm under serious pressure about this at the moment. I don't want anymore children but I like my nads how they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 5 minutes ago, Parsnip said: I'm under serious pressure about this at the moment. I don't want anymore children but I like my nads how they are. Me too. In fact one of my mates has got one on the way Jeez I Deffo don't need any more at 45. I'd be in my 60's when they get to 18. I went to the doctors about having the chop but he talked me out of it in about 5 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 6 minutes ago, Gritters said: Me too. In fact one of my mates has got one on the way Jeez I Deffo don't need any more at 45. I'd be in my 60's when they get to 18. I went to the doctors about having the chop but he talked me out of it in about 5 seconds. Talked you out of it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 6 minutes ago, Parsnip said: Talked you out of it? Yep he said "Are you sure?" I said "errrr no.... thank you very much see you soon good bye" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 Im probably the 1 in 1000 excrption who exprrienced fairly long term pain afterwards - and I'd still do it again if I had my time again. Best decision I ever made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 So... Has anyone ever come round in the middle of a hip replacement operation and wondered what the clanging sound was? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 Thought about it but then came her early menopause. Upside: no more kids?. Downside: no more kids? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 13 hours ago, Gritters said: Me too. In fact one of my mates has got one on the way Jeez I Deffo don't need any more at 45. I'd be in my 60's when they get to 18. I went to the doctors about having the chop but he talked me out of it in about 5 seconds. Seriously - I need the same doctor! My missus is VERY keen on me getting sorted but I am holding my ground. I've seen the stats on the number of people left with permanent testicular pain. I like a gamble but I prefer to gamble with small amounts of cash that I can afford to lose. Not my bawbag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 12 hours ago, eddie said: So... Has anyone ever come round in the middle of a hip replacement operation and wondered what the clanging sound was? My father in law. He was in surgery twice as long as they expected. When he came round afterwards he swears blind that he woke up in the middle to hear the surgeons discussing how they had put it all together wrong and were going to have to start again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malagaram Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 My Cousin told me this,he said that as he was lying there waiting for the male surgeon to start doing the op he gently reached over and cupped the surgeons testicles in the palm of his hand,looked him straight in the eye and said "now we aren't going to hurt each other are we ?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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