Posted January 9, 20178 yr I'm a strong believer in taking steps to put things right when they seem to me to be wrong. Recently I wrote to Keven Phillips having witnessed fourteen consecutive shots from our midfield and center-forwards fly over the bar. The simple advice to him was to instruct the players not to lean back but to put their heads over the ball, thereby forcing the ball to keep low. Things have certainly improved and I am just pleased to have helped. Grant Mccann the Posh boss, on being interviewed on MOTD after his sides spirited performance against Chelsea said his midfielders and center-forwards kept shooting over the bar and this is something he aims to rectify. Although they are placed alongside my third team Millwall at the moment I still made the call to the club this morning and we will see if he takes my advice. Sadly, I find myself at the postbox again once again over Derby's attacking issues. The amount of touches the players are taking in the box, when the trigger should be pulled immediately can be evidenced by the number of blocks we are suffering. Ince is the main culprit. He wants it set up nicely but this is a luxury in a packed box. I've recommended to Mr Philips that he trains the correct things during the week. No charge.
January 9, 20178 yr I have a question. I aim all my shots at the dead centre of the goal since that affords me the best statistical chance of registering a shot on target. The only problem is that the opposition 'keeper often catches the ball. What should I do?
January 9, 20178 yr It was sort of interesting that Mac kept crediting Phillips in interviews - no doubt was aware of the stick he was coming in for
January 9, 20178 yr When I was struggling for goals, Unclej suggested that I ensured that the ball 'crossed the line'. banging em in now thanks unclej
January 9, 20178 yr When I was struggling for goals in Sunday league, I received a letter from @unclej and he said "just put it in the back of the net, it's not hard" Now i'm top scorer in the league with 55 goals in 20 games. Thanks UncleJ
January 9, 20178 yr 32 minutes ago, unclej said: I'm a strong believer in taking steps to put things right when they seem to me to be wrong. Recently I wrote to Keven Phillips having witnessed fourteen consecutive shots from our midfield and center-forwards fly over the bar. The simple advice to him was to instruct the players not to lean back but to put their heads over the ball, thereby forcing the ball to keep low. Things have certainly improved and I am just pleased to have helped. Grant Mccann the Posh boss, on being interviewed on MOTD after his sides spirited performance against Chelsea said his midfielders and center-forwards kept shooting over the bar and this is something he aims to rectify. Although they are placed alongside my third team Millwall at the moment I still made the call to the club this morning and we will see if he takes my advice. Sadly, I find myself at the postbox again once again over Derby's attacking issues. The amount of touches the players are taking in the box, when the trigger should be pulled immediately can be evidenced by the number of blocks we are suffering. Ince is the main culprit. He wants it set up nicely but this is a luxury in a packed box. I've recommended to Mr Philips that he trains the correct things during the week. No charge. Are you going to offer your help to the baggies after the number of wayward attempts they had on Saturday ? Has Mr Philips told you what he did with your letter?
January 9, 20178 yr This statement of the bleeding obvious is either very arrogant or taking the Michael big time. We were all taught that at school not that it helped most of us! The genius that is 'arry, once told a new player, foreign with no English, coming on as a late sub to "run about a bit". Now that's proper advice
January 9, 20178 yr To be honest, this reminds me of the time I saved my mates life. He was having real trouble with alcoholism and I suggested he stopped drinking. Problem solved.
January 9, 20178 yr Unclej you obviously messaged Messi prior to last nights game re taking free kicks...... that really was a thing of beauty....
January 9, 20178 yr Dear Unclej, I have a rash on my arse, what should I do? Kevin Phillips said 'do one' when I wrote to him. Now I am lost.
January 9, 20178 yr 2 hours ago, DRBee said: Are you going to offer your help to the baggies after the number of wayward attempts they had on Saturday ? Has Mr Philips told you what he did with your letter? He went to throw it in the bin but he was leaning back so it went straight over the top of it. If only he had read the letter first...
January 9, 20178 yr 3 hours ago, unclej said: I'm a strong believer in taking steps to put things right when they seem to me to be wrong. Recently I wrote to Keven Phillips having witnessed fourteen consecutive shots from our midfield and center-forwards fly over the bar. The simple advice to him was to instruct the players not to lean back but to put their heads over the ball, thereby forcing the ball to keep low. Things have certainly improved and I am just pleased to have helped. Grant Mccann the Posh boss, on being interviewed on MOTD after his sides spirited performance against Chelsea said his midfielders and center-forwards kept shooting over the bar and this is something he aims to rectify. Although they are placed alongside my third team Millwall at the moment I still made the call to the club this morning and we will see if he takes my advice. Sadly, I find myself at the postbox again once again over Derby's attacking issues. The amount of touches the players are taking in the box, when the trigger should be pulled immediately can be evidenced by the number of blocks we are suffering. Ince is the main culprit. He wants it set up nicely but this is a luxury in a packed box. I've recommended to Mr Philips that he trains the correct things during the week. No charge. I questioned on here some time ago Kevin Phillips ability as our goal scoring record has deteriorated since he joined. People went to great lengths to point out that Phillips is no more responsible for coaching our forward line than any other coach at the club. So maybe just send your letter to steve next time
January 9, 20178 yr 1 hour ago, Angry Ram said: Dear Unclej, I have a rash on my arse, what should I do? Kevin Phillips said 'do one' when I wrote to him. Now I am lost. Stay out of those public toilets on Hampstead Heath of an evening.
January 9, 20178 yr 26 minutes ago, Paul71 said: I questioned on here some time ago Kevin Phillips ability as our goal scoring record has deteriorated since he joined. People went to great lengths to point out that Phillips is no more responsible for coaching our forward line than any other coach at the club. So maybe just send your letter to steve next time Are you serious ?
January 9, 20178 yr 7 minutes ago, Doodle said: Stay out of those public toilets on Hampstead Heath of an evening. Scared of catching something?
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