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Quite possibly the greatest piece of football analysis ever...

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Am I wrong though about beards and great Derby players? Well, apart from Buxton. We bought him from Burton for nothing ffs. How was he ever going to be any good! Another one of Nigel's terrible non-league signings. (I was on holiday when he scored the winner vs Forest so it doesn't count).

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Well, apart from Buxton. We bought him from Burton for nothing ffs. How was he ever going to be any good! Another one of Nigel's terrible non-league signings. (I was on holiday when he scored the winner vs Forest so it doesn't count).

YOU GET OUT OF HERE YOU ****** ****** ******* ******!!!!!

DON'T EVER SHOW YOUR FACE AROUND THESE PARTS AGAIN!!!!

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Am I wrong though about beards and great Derby players? Well, apart from Buxton. We bought him from Burton for nothing ffs. How was he ever going to be any good! Another one of Nigel's terrible non-league signings. (I was on holiday when he scored the winner vs Forest so it doesn't count).

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Here's the words to the old Geordie song about Cushy Butterfield. Just change the Christian name, adopt a very broad Geordie accent and the South Standers will be in full voice by October (err probably 2025) with this:-

 


CUSHEY BUTTERFIELD'
Air – “Polly Peekins”
THE LAST SONG WRITTEN BY GEORGE RIDLEY.

Aw's a broken hearted keelman and Aw's owerheed in luv
Wiv a yung lass in Gyetshead an’ aw caals her me duv;
Her nyem's Cushy Butterfield, an’ she sells yella clay,
An’ her cusin is a muckman, an’ they caall him Tom Gray.

KORUS.
She's a big lass an' a bonny one,
An' she likes her beer;
An, they call her Cushy Butterfield,
An' aw wish she was here.

Her eyes are like two holes in a blanket burnt throo,
An' her brows in a mornin wad spyen a yung coo;
An' when aw heer her shootin "Will ye buy ony clay,"
Like a candy man's trumpet, it steels maw young hart away.

KORUS—She's a big lass an' a bonny one, &c.

Ye'll oft see hor doon at Sandgate when the fresh herrin cums in;
She's like a bagfull o' sawdust tied roond wiv a string;
She weers big golashes, te, an' her stockins was wonce white,
An' her bedgoon is a laelock, an’ her hat's nivor strite,

KORUS—She's a big lass an' a bonny one, &c.

When aw axed her te marry me, she started te laff,
"Noo, nyen o' yor monkey tricks, for aw like ne such chaff !"
Then she start’d a bubblin, an' roar’d like a bull,
An' the cheps i the keel says aw-m nowt but a fyeul.

KORUS—She's a big lass an' a bonny one, &c.

She says "The chep that gets me'll heh to work ivry day,
An when he cums hyem at neets he’ll heh te gan an' seek clay;
An' when he's away seekin't aal myek balls an' sing'
Weel may the keel row that my laddies in !"

KORUS—She's a big lass an' a bonny one, &c

Noo, aw heer she hes anuther chep, an' he hews at Shipcote'
If aw thowt she wad deceive me, ah'd sure cut me throat;
Aal doon the river sailin, an_sing "Aam afloat,"
Biddin addo te Cushy Butterfield an’ the chep at Shipcote.

KORUS—She's a big lass an' a bonny one, &c

For a translation, see Geordie dialect words

Places mentioned

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Here's the words to the old Geordie song about Cushy Butterfield. Just change the Christian name, adopt a very broad Geordie accent and the South Standers will be in full voice by October (err probably 2025) with this:-

 


CUSHEY BUTTERFIELD'
Air – “Polly Peekins”
THE LAST SONG WRITTEN BY GEORGE RIDLEY.

Aw's a broken hearted keelman and Aw's owerheed in luv
Wiv a yung lass in Gyetshead an’ aw caals her me duv;
Her nyem's Cushy Butterfield, an’ she sells yella clay,
An’ her cusin is a muckman, an’ they caall him Tom Gray.

KORUS.
She's a big lass an' a bonny one,
An' she likes her beer;
An, they call her Cushy Butterfield,
An' aw wish she was here.

Her eyes are like two holes in a blanket burnt throo,
An' her brows in a mornin wad spyen a yung coo;
An' when aw heer her shootin "Will ye buy ony clay,"
Like a candy man's trumpet, it steels maw young hart away.

KORUS—She's a big lass an' a bonny one, &c.

Ye'll oft see hor doon at Sandgate when the fresh herrin cums in;
She's like a bagfull o' sawdust tied roond wiv a string;
She weers big golashes, te, an' her stockins was wonce white,
An' her bedgoon is a laelock, an’ her hat's nivor strite,

KORUS—She's a big lass an' a bonny one, &c.

When aw axed her te marry me, she started te laff,
"Noo, nyen o' yor monkey tricks, for aw like ne such chaff !"
Then she start’d a bubblin, an' roar’d like a bull,
An' the cheps i the keel says aw-m nowt but a fyeul.

KORUS—She's a big lass an' a bonny one, &c.

She says "The chep that gets me'll heh to work ivry day,
An when he cums hyem at neets he’ll heh te gan an' seek clay;
An' when he's away seekin't aal myek balls an' sing'
Weel may the keel row that my laddies in !"

KORUS—She's a big lass an' a bonny one, &c

Noo, aw heer she hes anuther chep, an' he hews at Shipcote'
If aw thowt she wad deceive me, ah'd sure cut me throat;
Aal doon the river sailin, an_sing "Aam afloat,"
Biddin addo te Cushy Butterfield an’ the chep at Shipcote.

KORUS—She's a big lass an' a bonny one, &c

For a translation, see Geordie dialect words

Places mentioned

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I think Forsyth needs one, although not convinced he's started shaving yet. That's why I always boo him when he makes a mistake. That and the fact in couldn't even get into Watford's team. When they were rubbish.

Yeh you're probably right there... Cos when a player doesn't get a game in one position a few years ago in a different team for a different manager you should always then rule them out completely...

I'd suggest booing Ince because Bruce didn't play him at Hull, Martin because he didn't get games at Norwich, Bent because Villa didn't want him, Bryson doesn't get games for Scotland so better boo him too...

Oh and that lad at Real Madrid... What's his name? Bale?... Probably why they hate him there... Cos he was RUBBISH playing LB at Spurs a few year back... WRITE OFF...

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http://www.examiner.co.uk/sport/football/news/huddersfield-town-jacob-butterfield-transfer-9969067

 

Dean Hoyle insists Huddersfield Town will be patient as they reshape their squad in the wake of Jacob Butterfield’s departure to Derby County.

And the chairman said the 25-year-old midfielder’s desire to leave just 12 months into a four-year contract was a key factor in the transfer.

Butterfield has signed a four-year deal at Derby and Town could net around £5m, 10 times the amount they paid Middlesbrough during last year’s August transfer window.

On the downside, they have lost their reigning Player of the Year and a key member of a side which has yet to win a game this season.

Hoyle said: “I said some time ago the player was not for sale and he was a key player for us.

“We all wanted to keep Jacob here but he made it very clear as soon as the very first bid came in a few weeks ago, he wanted to leave us there and then.

“He didn’t want to play for us anymore from then on with immediate effect.

“Equally, we made it crystal clear that for a transfer to happen, the deal had to be not just a good one but one we could not refuse.

“As the days have passed, we have rejected a series of further offers to try and retain Jacob at Huddersfield Town.

“But with each bid, the situation has become more and more difficult.

“Jacob has become totally unsettled by the speculation and more and more adamant in his demand to leave us.

“Finally, after another offer came in over the weekend we reluctantly reached an acceptable agreement on Monday.

“The timing is not what we wanted coming so late, but that was beyond our control.

“We knew it was a possibility a late offer could come in that was just too good to refuse.

“The price we have got not only reflects Jacob’s value but the timing and the challenge of replacing him.

“Selling a key player is always challenging and can be unsettling for fans but it’s not the first time and it won’t be the last.

“And it’s an important part of what we must do to succeed and progress.

“When we got Jacob in we really believed he would be an excellent addition to improve us and propel his career here, and so it has turned out just as when we brought him in to replace Adam Clayton.

“We are not going to be rushed into a hurried replacement, we have not done that before.

“It’s important we get it right and that means we all must be patient to get the right man in, just as we have done in the past.”

Town boss Chris Powell said: “We wanted to keep Jacob here and he played well in games since the interest came in.

“But equally he made it very clear to me and the chairman that he wanted to leave.

“In the short term the challenge as always is to replace him, but that is part of football.

“The deal is good for us and in the long run will let us make further additions to strengthen and improve.

“This club and Dean have an excellent record of reinvesting, like Butts after Clayton.

“We’ll all work together to make that happen.”

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Yeh you're probably right there... Cos when a player doesn't get a game in one position a few years ago in a different team for a different manager you should always then rule them out completely...

I'd suggest booing Ince because Bruce didn't play him at Hull, Martin because he didn't get games at Norwich, Bent because Villa didn't want him, Bryson doesn't get games for Scotland so better boo him too...

Oh and that lad at Real Madrid... What's his name? Bale?... Probably why they hate him there... Cos he was RUBBISH playing LB at Spurs a few year back... WRITE OFF...

I think it's a worrying sign if you believe I was being serious.

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