Duracell Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Feeling down about a couple of poor performances from your beloved football team? Want to look clever and 'in the know' to your mates at the pub and complete strangers on twitter and forums? Are you completely unconcerned by the truth and the consequences of spreading unfounded rumour? Are you willing to set aside conventional logic and wisdom? If the answer to all of those questions is "Yes! By God, yes!" then your luck is in. From the makers of "Jake Buxton allegedly threw a coffee cup at Steve McClaren" and "Raul Albentosa can't distribute the ball because his wife is pregnant" comes the all-new 2015/16 DCFC Rumour Starter Pack. If has never been easier to explain a slightly poor run of results during the season with completely nonsensical rumours, and with this pack you can come up with your own in a matter of seconds! Using thee initials of your first name, middle name, and last name, you can piece together your own individual rumour while the kettle boils. For example, using my initials "J", "M" and "C", I can explain no wins in three games by saying that "allegedly, Jake Buxton is throwing a party and Clement is upset that everybody knew apart from him". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
climbon Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 My mum's hairdressers dog's groomer just told me that Jake Buxton's having an affair and that Newcastle are monitoring the situation. It doesn't look good...makes you wonder if that cup of coffee was part of a lovers tiff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombo Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Simon Dawkins just wants to have a normal life with two kids and an average job and strangely enough, nobody could care less. I heard about it when he passed us at the bus stop at Burton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duracell Posted August 3, 2015 Author Share Posted August 3, 2015 Simon Dawkins just wants to have a normal life with two kids and an average job and strangely enough, nobody could care less. I heard about it when he passed us at the bus stop at Burton.Cor, that one's really going to rock the boat when it comes out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cam the Ram Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Richard Keogh keeps summoning evil spirits in the Moor Farm canteen with Keogh's missus.Those b***ards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Pascal Zuberbuhler is having a book published revealing EVERYTHING but Steve Nicholson claims he hasn't heard anything yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 The game is flawed for those with no middle name.Hasawi and the backroom staff want answers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duracell Posted August 3, 2015 Author Share Posted August 3, 2015 The game is flawed for those with no middle name.Hasawi and the backroom staff want answersWell I don't have on either, but used both my first names.Maybe rumour mongering isn't for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Sheriff Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Johnny Russell keeps summoning evil spirits in the Moor Farm canteen with Keogh's missus. based on Cams findings it's clear that richard keogh wasn't very effective so his missus has got johnny to help her do the deed instead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 I've never claimed to be ITK, guess this proves it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rynny Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Anyone got the initials RGZ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramos Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Tom Ince was pictured sunbathing on a nudist beach on the cote de azur and strangely enough no one could care less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernow Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Fawaz Al Hasawi is having a book published revealing EVERYTHING and Mel Morris is furious about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duracell Posted August 3, 2015 Author Share Posted August 3, 2015 Anyone got the initials RGZ?To be fair, if true, that would explain a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Mills Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Richard Keogh keeps summoning evil spirits in the Moor Farm canteen and wanted to announce it on the club website Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Tom Ince only has his meals delivered by Just Eat and Mel Morris is furious about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BondJovi Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Jake Buxton has revealed he is having an affair with Keogh's missus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Steve Bloomer has taken up trainspotting and Boycie is furious that everyone knew apart from him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambitious Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Jason Shackell has taken up train spotting and everyone is sick and tired of hearing about it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 I am so cheesed off Duracell can produce and present such a lovely matrix of data, when I can't easily start a sentence on this forum with a capital letter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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