DCFCfranco Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Jake Buxton has counted to infinity Twice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 I was cycling around Carsington Water when I saw Jake walking across it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hans Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Jake Buxtons house has no doors, only walls that he walks through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Samuel L Jackson's next and greatest film is going to be "Jake's on a Plane" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Jake Buxton does not sleep. He waits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheron85 Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Jake is average yet wildly celebrated.. tinpot or what. Grow a sense of humour... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheron85 Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Michael Jackson coined 'The Moonwalk' when, as a young stargazer, he happened to see St Bucko on his summer holiday... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoungUttoxRam Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 I just walked into tesco, the sliding doors opened for me. Now I know how sir jake feels when he arrives anywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WestLondonRam Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 I just walked onto Pride Park and got given a start infront of Bucko because he's ****.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smyth_18 Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 I just walked onto Pride Park and got given a start infront of Bucko because he's ****.... GTFO. Somebody ban this guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramblur Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 The universe was ordered by a series of Jake Buxton headers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheron85 Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 I just walked onto Pride Park and got given a start infront of Bucko because he's ****.... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO You, sir, are a cad... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Jake moved house recently. He just picked it up and walked to the next village. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicester Ram Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Jake is average yet wildly celebrated.. tinpot or what. Not talking about his footballing abilities, on about his truly inspirational personality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicester Ram Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Jake Buxton proposed with the one ring to rule them all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Contain Nuts Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 66 million years ago a giant asteroid hit Earth, leading to the extinction of the dinosaurs. Jake Buxton threw that asteroid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuff264 Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 66 million years ago a giant asteroid hit Earth, leading to the extinction of the dinosaurs. Jake Buxton threw that asteroid. Many asteroids have nearly hit earth since, Jake Buxton heads them clear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Not talking about his footballing abilities, on about his truly inspirational personality Speak for your self sunshine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cannable Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Messi once claimed that he, Maradona and Pele had all been sent down from the footballing Gods themselves. Jake Buxton doesn't remember sending anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Jake Buxton could open that jar of pickled onions that have been in my cupboard for ages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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