DCFCfranco Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 jesus could walk on water, jake buxton can swim through land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoungUttoxRam Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 I once had a shirt with Barker 5 on the back. Jake took one look at it, signed it and when he gave it back it said Buxton 5. True story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 On average Nigel Clough says errrrrm, 27 times during his post match Radio Derby interview. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoungUttoxRam Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 On average Nigel Clough says errrrrm, 27 times during his post match Radio Derby interview.surely it's more eeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 surely it's more eeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmm? fook off, it's my stat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoungUttoxRam Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 fook off, it's my stat.ITS STATS ABOUT JAKE BUXTON. Christ, adults of today... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Jake Buxton makes 64 men pregnant every time he scores a goal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCFCfranco Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Jake Buxton doesn't call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hans Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Jake Buxton can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCFCfranco Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Jake Buxton can win a game of connect 4 with three moves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Jake Buxton can open a bag of peanuts first time, when drunk, without spilling any. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicester Ram Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Just as Alexander Graham Bell finished inventing the first ever telephone, he got a call from Jake Buxton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicester Ram Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Jake Buxton makes 64 men pregnant every time he scores a goal. 23,000* Probably a few women too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramshankered Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Anyone else think Jake Bucko looks a bit like Chuck Norris? It's uncanny. Plus you never see them in the same place at the same time. HMMMMMMM.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott_dcfc Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Some say Jake Buxton puts petrol on his Cornflakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Some say Jake Buxton puts petrol on his Cornflakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subman Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 No bookies in the UK will allow the following bet to be made : Jake Buxton will do NO wrong until 2066. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackNwhites Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, Jake Buxton....erm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackNwhites Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Michael Jackson changed his face, Jake Buxton looked him in the eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackNwhites Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Lionel Messi scored 80+ goals in a year, Jake Buxton scored 6. 6. 6! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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