RodleyRam Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Before the big bang, there was JAKE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheron85 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Before the big bang, there was JAKE He headed the Universe into existence... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramblur Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 He headed the Universe into existence... Oi -been there,done that Jake Buxton's ambition is to carry the Olympic Torch.The authorities are merely awaiting a chance for him to pick up an erupting volcano at the right time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Ramblur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheron85 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Oi -been there,done that This thread's been going on for so long I can't remember what has or hasn't been said now... And it's awlays good to remind people who they have their existence to thank for. I heard a recent rumour that Barcelona have been sniffing around Bucko... Not for footballing reasons... they need him to fix the spanish economy... Because everything he touches turns to gold... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramsbottom Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 If Jake Buxton was to head Chuck Norris' foot, whilst it was in the process of roundhousing Mr T who was, in turn pitying a fool. The energy generated would be so immense it would cause a tear in the space-time continuum... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheron85 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 If Jake Buxton was to head Chuck Norris' foot, whilst it was in the process of roundhousing Mr T who was, in turn pitying a fool. The energy generated would be so immense it would cause a tear in the space-time continuum... No need for the others... Jake's in danger of doing so every time he moves... It's only his immense self-control which prevents it happening... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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