uttoxram75 Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 The sheep on Jake Buxton's farm are the ones that give us wire wool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheron85 Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 The answer to life, the universe and everything is 42... Many have asked why... It's just Jake's favourite number Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambitious Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Jake's missus allowed them to do 'up the bum' once, back in 98 she hasn't sat down since! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 The last person who made a joke about Jake and his lady formed part of the foundations for the new velodrome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Hindge Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Sir Jake Buxton doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Death once had a near Jake Buxton experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Jake's missus allowed them to do 'up the bum' once, back in 98 she hasn't sat down since! When he was 13. Mind you, he is from Sutton in Ashfield. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 by far the best thread I have read on here in ages, the wire wool one made me chuckle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cannable Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Jake Buxton actually had a role in Star Wars… he was the force. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8Leeds Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Jake Buxton can plat his own p*ss! And he enjoys nothing more then doing it against the city ground any time he's passing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCFCfranco Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Jake Buxton once entered a black hole just to see what was in it, disappointed he then walked out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoungUttoxRam Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Jake Buxton turned the Bermuda Triangle into a rectangle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Just imagine what he'd be like if he could play football !! only kiddin' J B.. honest !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoungUttoxRam Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Just imagine what he'd be like if he could play football !!only kiddin' J B..honest !! ... Do you have a death wish sir? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notts_ram Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 by far the best thread I have read on here in ages, What are you trying to say? Obviously you havent read the threads I've instigated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hans Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 When Jake Buxton wants salad, he eats a vegetarian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuff264 Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 ... Do you have a death wish sir? Jake Buxton actually died 5 years ago, Death hasnt built up the courage to tell him yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Hard as Jake, is the official measurement in determining the strength of nails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 So many of these have made me chuckle beats have the wrist slashing crap that is normally filling up the forum!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Hard as Jake, is the official measurement in determining the strength of nails. Witty posts only please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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