SinceIWasntSoYoung

Title the email ‘Party Invite’ and they’re bound to read it!??

I've sent him an email telling him that I'm a Nigerian prince, and I wish to forward him £100m that he is owed, but I first need £10m to get my money out of the country. Once that's sent over, that ought to cover Derby's costs until the end of the season.
Think he might fall for it, you know.

My missus always smuggles a couple of tasty baps underneath her top when she goes…?

I think you've put this in the wrong thread @Rev.....
A Penis, a Penis
The greatest inflatable that I possess. 

A happy and prosperous New Year to all Rams Fans? 
Remember that we may get knocked down, but…???
 

A happy and prosperous New Year to all Rams Fans? 
Remember that we may get knocked down, but…???
 

A happy and prosperous New Year to all Rams Fans? 
Remember that we may get knocked down, but…???
 

A happy and prosperous New Year to all Rams Fans? 
Remember that we may get knocked down, but…???
 

A happy and prosperous New Year to all Rams Fans? 
Remember that we may get knocked down, but…???
 

A happy and prosperous New Year to all Rams Fans? 
Remember that we may get knocked down, but…???
 

What the hell
How on earth can they sue for that beyond a joke now.
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Charlton Athletic are set to sue Derby County for £25 million after the ball burst in the 1946 FA Cup Final. If it hadn’t burst then we might have won or got some good players or something, said a Charlton spokesman. Meanwhile Ipswich Town also announced they were going to sue Derby County due to some reason or other. We might have won more games if they hadn’t beaten us in them, cited an Ipswich spokesman. It simply wasn’t fair that they had better players and scored more goals. We want £40 million and Martyn Waghorn back. 
Meanwhile American fast food chain McDonalds announced that they were going to sue Derby County for fielding a player with their brand name. Flagrant breach of copyright, claimed a spokesman for the evil corporation.
In other news the EFL announced a further 9 points deduction for Derby County after the midlands side finished their 0-0 draw against Swansea with 5 full backs on the pitch. Everyone knows you should have two full backs, said a source close to Rick Parry. Derby ended the game with 5 players who full back could be considered their tecognised position. That is clearly too many. We checked the rules but couldn’t find anything specific about this so we all agreed that 3 points per extra full back sounded about right. 

Meanwhile Wycombe have announced they aren’t going to sue Derby County for getting them relegated by buying Nick Blackman when they were two leagues below after they realised it was totally ridiculous and so far fetched as to be laughable. 

 
*Has anything ever gone wrong with your football club? Not won enough points? Let in last minute winners to players who can’t even drive and park their car properly? Why not sue Derby County? Contact Gibson and Parry Solicitors for your claim form. 

Never mind his supposed squillions…the key question is can he start the bounce????

I have it on good authority the ‘new hurdle’ is that the EFL have added surviving a snake pit and being able to walk across hot coals to its fit and proper person test. 

Never mind his supposed squillions…the key question is can he start the bounce????

Rooneys bought some laxatives

I'd prefer Sheikh Nstevens 

Well, if it comes to it, there's always the nuclear option.