Steve Buckley’s Dog Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 Charlton Athletic are set to sue Derby County for £25 million after the ball burst in the 1946 FA Cup Final. If it hadn’t burst then we might have won or got some good players or something, said a Charlton spokesman. Meanwhile Ipswich Town also announced they were going to sue Derby County due to some reason or other. We might have won more games if they hadn’t beaten us in them, cited an Ipswich spokesman. It simply wasn’t fair that they had better players and scored more goals. We want £40 million and Martyn Waghorn back. Meanwhile American fast food chain McDonalds announced that they were going to sue Derby County for fielding a player with their brand name. Flagrant breach of copyright, claimed a spokesman for the evil corporation. In other news the EFL announced a further 9 points deduction for Derby County after the midlands side finished their 0-0 draw against Swansea with 5 full backs on the pitch. Everyone knows you should have two full backs, said a source close to Rick Parry. Derby ended the game with 5 players who full back could be considered their tecognised position. That is clearly too many. We checked the rules but couldn’t find anything specific about this so we all agreed that 3 points per extra full back sounded about right. Meanwhile Wycombe have announced they aren’t going to sue Derby County for getting them relegated by buying Nick Blackman when they were two leagues below after they realised it was totally ridiculous and so far fetched as to be laughable. *Has anything ever gone wrong with your football club? Not won enough points? Let in last minute winners to players who can’t even drive and park their car properly? Why not sue Derby County? Contact Gibson and Parry Solicitors for your claim form. Ellafella, Will Hughes Hair, one_chop and 64 others 5 1 3 57 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B4ev6is Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 What the hell How on earth can they sue for that beyond a joke now. ? Gritstone Ram, Philmycock, gfs1ram and 30 others 1 1 30 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rynny Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 Just now, B4ev6is said: What the hell How on earth can they sue for that beyond a joke now. ? It is a joke at the expense of Wycombe. Charlton and Ipswich aren't really suing us. Carl Sagan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B4ev6is Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 Just now, rynny said: It is a joke at the expense of Wycombe. Charlton and Ipswich aren't really suing us. Oh right I did not see that way why angry emojie face. rynny and Carl Sagan 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1967RAMS Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 8 minutes ago, rynny said: It is a joke at the expense of Wycombe. Charlton and Ipswich aren't really suing us. Just McDonalds then ? taffyram, Chris_Martin, Mucker1884 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 5 hours ago, Steve Buckley’s Dog said: Meanwhile Ipswich Town also announced they were going to sue Derby County due to some reason or other. Probably something to do with sheep fur clogging up the exhausts on their tractors? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crewton Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 What next? Tommy Shelby will be demanding compo for the cost of accommodation after his family were booted off Sir Francis Ley's baseball diamond. Will this never end? Ted McMinn Football Genius 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rynny Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 6 hours ago, 1967RAMS said: Just McDonalds then ? Maybe a bit in the paper about that tomorrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 8 hours ago, B4ev6is said: What the hell How on earth can they sue for that beyond a joke now. ? You really broke your silence there mate. 48 hours 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 BREAKING: Bury FC are suing Derby County FC, as Derby failed to get drawn against Watford at any stage of the 2018/19 FA Cup. Due to Derby County beginning with the letter D, this ensured they were never allocated a draw number that was subsequently picked to play Watford. Bury claim that Derby County should have ensured that their name began with the letter M, thus ensuring that they would have drawn Watford in the 4th Round, instead of Newcastle, thus offering a 50% chance that Watford might have lost! Due to this, it allowed Watford to have a nigh on unopposed run the final, where they succumbed to a 6-0 defeat to Manchester City, thus taking away Bury's 116 year exclusive hold on the all-time record win in an FA Cup Final. Bury will also be claiming damages for the mental anguish thereupon caused to their supporters, as Man City are based in Manchester, is quite close to Bury, if only in geographical terms, so it is argued that there's also a bit of local rivalry thing going on too. A Derby County Spokesperson has argued that "There is absolutely no chance of us having a 50% chance of beating Watford, so duck 'em! 48 hours and Retro_RAM 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NottsRam77 Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 9 hours ago, Steve Buckley’s Dog said: Charlton Athletic are set to sue Derby County for £25 million after the ball burst in the 1946 FA Cup Final. If it hadn’t burst then we might have won or got some good players or something, said a Charlton spokesman. Meanwhile Ipswich Town also announced they were going to sue Derby County due to some reason or other. We might have won more games if they hadn’t beaten us in them, cited an Ipswich spokesman. It simply wasn’t fair that they had better players and scored more goals. We want £40 million and Martyn Waghorn back. Meanwhile American fast food chain McDonalds announced that they were going to sue Derby County for fielding a player with their brand name. Flagrant breach of copyright, claimed a spokesman for the evil corporation. In other news the EFL announced a further 9 points deduction for Derby County after the midlands side finished their 0-0 draw against Swansea with 5 full backs on the pitch. Everyone knows you should have two full backs, said a source close to Rick Parry. Derby ended the game with 5 players who full back could be considered their tecognised position. That is clearly too many. We checked the rules but couldn’t find anything specific about this so we all agreed that 3 points per extra full back sounded about right. Meanwhile Wycombe have announced they aren’t going to sue Derby County for getting them relegated by buying Nick Blackman when they were two leagues below after they realised it was totally ridiculous and so far fetched as to be laughable. *Has anything ever gone wrong with your football club? Not won enough points? Let in last minute winners to players who can’t even drive and park their car properly? Why not sue Derby County? Contact Gibson and Parry Solicitors for your claim form. When i read that title lmao.. u got me hook line and sinker Steve Buckley’s Dog 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 BREAKING: @NottsRam77 is suing @Steve Buckley’s Dog, for making him feel a complete idiot, in front of his mates... NottsRam77 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 Breaking: Derby County to sue Derby County for the disastrous recruitment in 2007/08, resulting in that season. If it wasn't for Derby County's negligence in the transfer market... Carl Sagan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MackworthRamIsGod Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 13 hours ago, B4ev6is said: What the hell How on earth can they sue for that beyond a joke now. ? I'll be honest, I was raging whilst opening the thread. Steve Buckley’s Dog and Miggins 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 27 minutes ago, GboroRam said: Breaking: Derby County to sue Derby County for the disastrous recruitment in 2007/08, resulting in that season. If it wasn't for Derby County's negligence in the transfer market... Ye Gads man... I think you've cracked it! Let's all file a lawsuit against King Billy! (#longlivetheking!). Why did we not think of this sooner! GboroRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crewton Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 Billy Davies would sue Billy Davies if he could find someone to represent him. Mucker1884 and Boycie 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 Sue "Johnny" Cash is to sue his mother, Sue, for allowing his father, Sue senior, to call him Sue, before he (the father) left the 3 year old boy and headed for Gatlinburg. A spokesman for Sue, also named Sue, said it was no surprise for Sue to sue Sue, as she's so sour. *Wow. How the hell did I manage to post that, with my lisp! Praise the Lord! joooools and ColonelBlimp 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 9 minutes ago, Crewton said: Billy Davies would sue Billy Davies if he could find someone to represent him. I wouldn't have thought that was such a tall order? ?♂️ DavesaRam and NottsRam77 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plymouthram Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 Just a thought, is Steve Gibson's wife called Sue ? Or is it Rick Parry's wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImARam2 Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 On the basis of the above parties wishing to 'jump-on-the-bandwagon', and sue Derby County FC, the travelling community have now brought a law suit against the then owners, heirs, and subsequent football club who later bought the Baseball Ground, for their unlawful removal of their land and homes in 1895, which is against the United Nations Human Rights Resolution for all peoples of any ethnic minority, culture, or religion to have a rightful existence and a permanent home of their own. The compensation level will be set by the UK Law Lords who will visit the site of the present Baseball Ground, and will set the level of payment based on the present land value of that site. However, a spokesperson for the group, whose existence is now to travel the country living in caravans and pitching up on any available empty space available, preferably recreational grounds and supermarket car parks, state that it is not unreasonable to expect in the region of £50 million, based on the value of the present football ground at Pride Park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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