Grumpy Git

PP is worthless if we go under, (apart from the value of the land).

18 hours ago, TigerTedd said:

If you stop the game for that, then goalkeepers could just go down all the time and clutch their ankle as soon as their defenders have lost possession. 

He’s a big boy, suck it up until the ball is safely in your hands. Play to the whistle, and only if it’s a head injury or a foul does the ref blow his whistle.

Was listening to the game on 5Live and Rob Green was the summariser, my god, talk about goalkeepers union, it was embarrassing. Goalkeepers get far too much protection as it is.

20 hours ago, Crewton said:

Only £5k as the away team though. 

Sky can FRO - they're just hoping to be there the day we actually die, like a Tricoteuse at the Guillotine. 

Sky are the reason football is in the state it's in now. I've never paid them a penny.

11 minutes ago, Bald Eagle's Barmy Army said:

I’d study to become an administrator 

Easy job, just need the skill to weigh-up the value of any business within 5 minutes of stepping through the door, then you know exactly what to charge (creditors can go and swing).

2 hours ago, BucksRam said:

I'm 25 mins from Wycombe so that's not happening! 35 from Watford (who I half follow having spent a lot of time there with my best mate) and 40 from Luton (nope, definitely not). But I'd probably switch to Rugby, or focus more on what the Pittsburgh Stealers were doing. 

But it's moot.  We won't go ?

The MK Dons stadium has plenty of spare seats.

1 hour ago, Mucker1884 said:

Apologies, but I haven't got a clue what you are referring to... although I do know who he is! 

I'm sure it was funny though!  Sorry!  ?‍♂️

He was seen to in under an hour and half when he "fell ill" on the Jungle poo program last week.

The hospital concerned has some of the worst waiting times in A&E in the whole of Wales (for lesser mortals).

15 hours ago, Parsnip said:

 

Maybe Brazilian turkeys are juicier? 

Definitely less hairy.

9 hours ago, Mucker1884 said:

In and out in 3 hours, and all under the cover of darkness!

God bless The NHS!

?

Did you pretend you were Richard Madeley?

I get the sentiment 100%, but what effect will it have in the future. The poor kid is dead and his "guardians" are beyond help.

3 hours ago, Boycie said:

We could come back as Derby City.

We are a city now, and it would help people find us on Google maps.

Not sure if this suggestion is made tongue in cheek, but if not, you have no idea how much it pi$$es me off.

15 minutes ago, derby8 said:

3/12/1949, Derby 7 Manchester City 0.

3/12/2005, Derby 2 Norwich 0.

Any chance of a link to the video of the City game?

On 28/11/2021 at 09:31, Eddie said:

The delivery man said "Sorry, it didn't make it out of the depot", hic!

FTFY. ??

37 minutes ago, Anag Ram said:

If so, I’m relieved but that’s a regular occurrence and needs addressing in training. There’s something wrong if a lad of his age and fitness is getting cramp, especially in a fairly standard game.

Let’s hope he’s tearing it up against QPR.

If you'd seen him go past the Fulham left back late in the first half its no wonder he gets cramp. Never seen acceleration like it.

7 minutes ago, Anag Ram said:

So annoying that Ebosele, who is developing into a real threat, has such bad luck with injury, and that Stretton seems to struggle with fitness too.

Festy just had cramp

13 hours ago, Gaspode said:

I love cheese, I like onions, I used to love Cheese & Onion crisps - but one day when I was a kid, I threw up after eating some (don't think it was the crisps that caused it) - best part of 50 years later, I still can't even smell a packet of Cheese & Onion crisps without wanting to heave....weird how these things affect you.....

Pah, try waking up in a dried pool of your own Guinness puke.

I still love the stuff (Guinness, not the puke).

37 minutes ago, sage said:

They can shag right off after that stunt they pulled at the start of the second half when their player was injured. 

Knobs

He just got up and jogged away, cheating barstard.

Just emerged from the Eight Bells.

Hic!

Should be in a pub near the ground in about 30 minutes, bring it on.??

Hard to have any sympathy with that haircut.

On 16/11/2021 at 22:35, Dimmu said:

Would be good time to sign some younger CB.

I'd go with Cahill, 35.

Has McFarland still got some boots that fit?

10 hours ago, maxjam said:

Well they do say its 'grim up north'...

With a touch of mad cow disease thrown in for good measure. 

11 hours ago, Stive Pesley said:

In this imaginary world where everyone vaccinated was sent to live in a country where there were no unvaccinated people - and all those who didn't want the vaccine and had zero interest in respecting any safety measures (social distancing, hand washing, masks etc), but got to live in "freedom" - where would you choose to live?

 

 

Not sure but the others should be sent to Nottingham 

On 20/11/2021 at 23:10, Gritstone Ram said:

I’m not saying I’m immortal but I’ve never had the flu, not had COVID either. None of my family have either. Is the worst to come?

Last had 'flu about 10 years ago, and only time since I was very young.

At one point I felt so ill, I'd have been quite happy to go to sleep never to have woken again.

Just need the academy to churn out a half-decent goalie that hasn't got two left feet. ?

1 hour ago, PistoldPete said:

 Also a reasonable expectation that the club would be sold, with advanced negotiations going on. Once neither failed to materialise it was the right thing to call in admin to protect the creditors. 

 

Let's be honest, it's no wonder MM couldn't sell us with that amount of debt.

We need to bring back the ducking stool.