Turk Thrust

A 1924 entry in Evelyn Waugh's diary states that an English High Court judge, presiding in a sodomy case, sought advice on sentencing from the Lord Chancellor,  Lord Birkenhead. "Could you tell me," he asked, "what do you think one ought to give a man who allows himself to be buggered?" Birkenhead replied without hesitation, "Oh, thirty shillings or two pounds; whatever you happen to have on you."

Which name does you prefer? Oh dear me. Yes he’ll fit right in with the supporters

I went to the doctor and asked him if there was something he could give me for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.

I might suggest that he chooses "Lingam" - it'll suit him and I'd love to see thousands of Forest fans with a word on their backs that describes them perfectly. 

That’s what I like to see on the forum…style and class

Blobby, perhaps? 
He was found Bobbin.

Darin would be a dream lover.

Cue my Malcolm MacDonald stories:
I remember when Derby were linked with Malcolm MacDonald, an article by Neil Hallam in the Trader saying how great it would be to have a "Super Mac" at both ends of the pitch.
  Pub quiz around the time Liverpool beat Newcastle 3-1 (?) in the FA Cup final...
Q: what is taken to Wembley for the cup final every year and never used?
A: Malcolm MacDonald (actually it's the losers' ribbons)
  Vivid memory of him playing for Arsenal and someone in the Popside shouting out "Oi. MacDonald, put a mask on, there's kids here". OK, I've finished. Where were we?

Hell of a commute to Boro from Stoke (163 miles) so does he move house to go there for better pay and play at a higher level than us ? Or,does he travel to Derby( easier journey-35 miles) on lower money and look at our other signings and think that he’d like to be part of the LR project at a bigger club.Minimal disruption and exciting project or more money at dour Boro.-your call Tommy ?

I've sunburned my legs on holiday in France
Severe pain
 

A 1924 entry in Evelyn Waugh's diary states that an English High Court judge, presiding in a sodomy case, sought advice on sentencing from the Lord Chancellor,  Lord Birkenhead. "Could you tell me," he asked, "what do you think one ought to give a man who allows himself to be buggered?" Birkenhead replied without hesitation, "Oh, thirty shillings or two pounds; whatever you happen to have on you."

Oh gotcha. Makes sense now. Didn’t realise you were using “ship” instead of a similar word. Duh!

Oh gotcha. Makes sense now. Didn’t realise you were using “ship” instead of a similar word. Duh!

"You can ship a bull-shipper to water, but a pencil must be lead!"
 
You're welcome.

A 1924 entry in Evelyn Waugh's diary states that an English High Court judge, presiding in a sodomy case, sought advice on sentencing from the Lord Chancellor,  Lord Birkenhead. "Could you tell me," he asked, "what do you think one ought to give a man who allows himself to be buggered?" Birkenhead replied without hesitation, "Oh, thirty shillings or two pounds; whatever you happen to have on you."

Looking back, I'm not so sure it is. 

Has his roots in the same family, I believe.

Ah. I remember him well in the 50s. Great player. Almost 91! He had that awful disease Alzheimer’s towards the end. 

Pinched from t’internet
 
What is the homegrown player rule in the EFL?
A homegrown player in the EFL is any player, regardless of nationality, who has been registered with any club associated with the English or Welsh FA for at least 3 years before reaching 21 years old.

Ah. I remember him well in the 50s. Great player. Almost 91! He had that awful disease Alzheimer’s towards the end. 

I recall (vaguely) going to the Derby Arts Ball in 1965 at Elvaston Castle, when it was still private. The music was from Spencer Davis Group before “Keep on Running” . And Stevie Winward stole my girlfriend. Anyway, I went dressed as a knight in armour. Real metal. The visor had broken and was stuck in the down position so had to drink through a straw. Whenever I wanted a pee, I couldn’t get everything off in time so just peed down my armoured legs. The shoes became very squelchy and I lost half a stone in sweat. 
 
My only other venture in fancy dress was a few years ago at a New Year’s Eve party and I couldn’t be arsed to dress up so dipped my little finger in gold paint and went as Goldfinger. A lot less bother.
 

or a nun being carried on a clown’s shoulders- that’s virgin on the ridiculous 

or a nun being carried on a clown’s shoulders- that’s virgin on the ridiculous 

or a nun being carried on a clown’s shoulders- that’s virgin on the ridiculous 

I’ve previously railed against this use of the word “so” that people have starting to use when, usually, beginning a reply. Watched the Chase the other day and when asked what he did for a job, the contestant said “so, I’m an IT consultant”. And what would you with the money if you won? “So, I’d have a holiday if Florida”. 
 
it’s getting worse. You hear it all the time. In the pub “what’s that you’re drinking?” “So, it’s a pint of London Pride”. ?