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    Bob The Badger got a reaction from ariotofmyown in Watchable telly   
    Giri/Haji is brilliant. 
    Just finished Waco.
    Pretty good. 
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    Bob The Badger got a reaction from GboroRam in Random stuff that people do that annoy me   
    Or maybe they are scared and confused by this entire situation and live alone with nobody to look after them?
    Just a radical commie thought brought about by being brought up my lesbian male parents who used to knit yogurt, hug snakes and prayed twice a day facing Greenham Common.
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    Bob The Badger reacted to Rev in Watchable telly   
    Code 404 on Sky One.
    What is this poo, I asked after 30 seconds, before promptly watching all 6 episodes back to back.
    Escapist, amusing nonsense perfect for lockdown if you like daft comedy.
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    Bob The Badger got a reaction from JoetheRam in Watchable telly   
    That's the entire point. 
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    Bob The Badger reacted to MaltRam in Watchable telly   
    Well, yes. Laughed and cried at it, to be honest.
    I'm doing bloody well i-Ram, thanks. Nowt wrong with me that couldn't be fixed by a quiet afternoon session down the pub, a walk through the white peak and a solid 2-0 home win.
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    Bob The Badger got a reaction from ariotofmyown in Watchable telly   
    The Wire was based on real people and actual events in Baltimore unlike Ozark so that kind of gives it a head start on believability. 
    Having said that, it was just incredible. One of my top 5 series of all time.
    Ozark season 1 was great. Season 2 was good. Season 3 was meh.
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    Bob The Badger reacted to richinspain in Watchable telly   
    My family and I watched the whole of the fourth season in one sitting. You're dead right, the script is terrible, the plot is totally flawed and the acting is horrible, BUT we can't wait for season five ?
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    Bob The Badger got a reaction from richinspain in Watchable telly   
    Money Heist was an utter steaming pile of horse poo.
    Terrible script, tons of plot flaws and horrible acting.
    Other than that it was great though.
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    Bob The Badger got a reaction from ariotofmyown in Watchable telly   
    I'm too lazy to scroll back and see who recommended Giri/Haji, but thanks, and yes, it was brilliant.
    I think Afterlife 2 is better than the first one fwiw. The wife was crying and laughing last night, and not for the usual reasons.
     
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    Bob The Badger reacted to Gritstone Ram in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    A couple driving home run over a badger. They stop to see if it is ok. The badger was breathing but very cold.
    The man said to his wife put it between your legs to warm it up.
    The wife said but it's wet and it stinks.
    The man said well hold its nose.
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    Bob The Badger reacted to Gee SCREAMER !! in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    a bloke comes home from his night shift to see Jim the postman leaving his house with a smile on his face clutching a shiny new pound coin  .  The man storms into the house and finds his wife in her sexiest underwear just clearing up some breakfast dishes.
    What the hells going on he demands -  well says the wife . I told you Jim was retiring  before you went to work last night and asked what we should give him as a retirement gift. You said screw him , give him a pound , the breakfast was my idea.
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    Bob The Badger reacted to King Kevin in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    A man says to his wife 'tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time'. 

    His wife replies 'You've got a bigger knob than your brother'
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    Bob The Badger reacted to admira in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    What's white and makes a banging noise at the bottom of the garden?
     
    A fridge building a rabbit hutch.
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    Bob The Badger reacted to sage in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    My ignorance of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles Toe.
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    Bob The Badger reacted to admira in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    I've started a dating site for chickens.
    It's not my full-time job, I'm just doing it to make hens meet ...
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    Bob The Badger got a reaction from ariotofmyown in Watchable telly   
    Speaking of Bosch.
    I had tickets to see Billy Bremner speak at a do at the Fishpond In Matlock in the late 90s' but he rather selfishly died, so they sent Peter Osgood.
    Every other word was bosch.
    'Alan Hudson went in and bosch the geezer was on his back. So the geezer tried to get up and bosch, bosch, Huddy had nutted him. Bosch'
    ''Chopper slid into the guy and bosch, bosch, he'd nailed him. And then bosch he'd dropped a rock on the geezers head. And bosch, bosch, bosch he'd driven a effing great JCB over his testicles. Chopper was hard as bosch with a massive bosch'
    'There'll be a series some day called Bosch with Titus Welliver' - not 100% he said that one, but I think so.
    He was possibly the obnoxious person I have met not named Richard Madeley.
    Did I tell you my Richard Madeley story?
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    Bob The Badger got a reaction from Chester40 in Watchable telly   
    Watched Once Upon A Time in Hollywood last night.
    How the duck did Brad Pitt get an oscar for turning up and playing himself?
    LDC was fantastic and unlucky he wasn't supporting and up against Joaquin Rivers (in all honesty I can't even remember is LDC was nominated).
    As for Tarantino, well he has just disappeared up his own ass crack.
    I actually enjoyed it, but the in-jokes deliberate bad editing and random scenes get a bit much.
    We get it Quentin, you can do exactly what you want and you've done way too much coke....allegedly.
    Watching Ozark season 3.
    4 episodes and a  tad disappointed. The first two seasons were outstanding, but this is starting to feel like it may be time to finish things off.
    And to those of you asking about whether Tiger King is typical America? Yeh in Florida and the south it is.
    I went to a party once not long after we moved here I got talking to these real rednecks around midnight when one asked me if I wanted to come with them after.
    I presumed they meant to another party. But no, they had get several cases of beer and were going into the swamp to hunter alligators out of their boat. I politley declined.
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    Bob The Badger reacted to OUTSIDER in Derby County Flags   
    dont know how this got on this nice policeman in bristol???

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    Bob The Badger reacted to Wolfie in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As he sat down, he knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow. A nearby waiter reached into his shirt pocket, pulled out a clean spoon, and set it on the table. The diner was impressed. "Do all the waiters here carry spoons in their pockets?"
    The waiter replied, "Yes. Ever since an efficiency expert visited our restaurant. He determined that 17.8% of our diners knock the spoon off the table. By carrying clean spoons with us, we save trips to the kitchen."
    The diner ate his meal. As he was paying the waiter, he commented, "Forgive the intrusion, but do you know that you have a string hanging from your fly?"
    The waiter replied, "Yes, we all do. Seems that the same efficiency expert determined that we spend too much time washing our hands after using the men's room. So, the other end of that string is tied to my winky. When I need to go, I simply pull the string, do my thing, and then return to work. Having never touched myself, there really is no need to wash my hands. Saves a lot of time."
    "Wait a minute," said the diner, "How do you get your winky back in your pants?"
    "Well, I don't know about the other guys, but I use the spoon."
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    Bob The Badger got a reaction from FlyBritishMidland in Best book about dcfc   
    I used to spend hours pouring over this one. I wish they'd update it.

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    Bob The Badger got a reaction from Tamworthram in Rate the last film you saw partie deux   
    El Camino last night. 5/10
    Way too many flashbacks with little reason. I spent more of the film trying to remember episodes from over 5 years ago and wondering if there was some deeper meaning. 
     
    I still haven't figured out the purpose of the breakfast with Walter flashback. What did it add to the plot? If Walter has said go and study Business in Alaska that may have worked. It just seemed like they desperate to get WW in a scene. 
     
    I thought it was pretentious, predictable and felt like a movie made around a load of in jokes. It was well acted hower and it wasn't without the occasional Breaking Badesque moment such as the kidnappers choice of music for the drive back from his house and his entirely nonchalant demeanor. Especially defending his cleaner as being as honest as the day is long. 
     
    Hope they end it there. 
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    Bob The Badger reacted to SunnyRam in RamsTV Feedback   
    People can support the club anyway they like, doesn't make them any less a fan of the club. 
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    Bob The Badger reacted to Rev in RamsTV Feedback   
    You could see it another way, it enables people who live far away and abroad a chance to share in the delight of live Rams football.
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