Gee SCREAMER !!

Saw a load of chicken bones in a tray in a portaloo at a festival once.  I can only assume they ate them in the most toxic environment on earth whilst taking a crap.  Always stuck with me that vision.  

Another good option. I did Split (when the area was still Yugoslavia so shows how long ago that was) and found it interesting.

Sounds like he won't be much of a hold up player physically but probably lightweight and quick.

My sister went to Croatia recently Dubrovnik and Zagreb and some place called Pula which has lots of Roman stuff.  She's pretty much been more places than Phileas Fogg and rated it very highly.  

A few on the plate then add the rest.  Better to sit it on the toast so it won't go everywhere.
I suppose this half in/half out cover all bases scenario means I should be Lib Dem. 

Sounds like he won't be much of a hold up player physically but probably lightweight and quick.

Fabulous.  Get him to sign a copy of Blue Lines for me.  Proper signature, not 3D. As long as he's not mates with Popodopolous.  I can't have in my collection if he is. 

@Gee SCREAMER !!
Looks like sibley has put on a few pounds and changed nationality  

A good watch.  Pretty sure Joely Richardson played Lady Chatterley once.  Binned of Sean Bean for Vinnie Jones.  Must have a thing for gamekeepers.

A good watch.  Pretty sure Joely Richardson played Lady Chatterley once.  Binned of Sean Bean for Vinnie Jones.  Must have a thing for gamekeepers.

93 is the magic number

I'll put these cockwombles in GIF form to save the reading.

Had 3 little irks waving a fiver at me over the road in Skegness.  I don't think the gobby one liked me telling him it was fine and I'd told his mam she could keep the change from the 6 quid.  

Urinals, sharks cut in half, lampshades filled with blood, a light that turns itself on and off, 50k for a whitewashed wall where the art is that you visualize your own art, tents filled with condoms.
I'd rather hammer a nail through my own scrotum than bother, although I'd need to be careful not to win the Turner prize if anyone saw me do it.
Couple of crackers from last year

He's  another Forest delusional cockwomble who spends his weekends cleaning Marianakis love spuds with a loofah and taking instruction for the next headline

I remember that West Brom game, stewards saying sit where you like, and there were no seats 😂😳

93 is the magic number

I'll put these cockwombles in GIF form to save the reading.

He's  another Forest delusional cockwomble who spends his weekends cleaning Marianakis love spuds with a loofah and taking instruction for the next headline

He's  another Forest delusional cockwomble who spends his weekends cleaning Marianakis love spuds with a loofah and taking instruction for the next headline

He's  another Forest delusional cockwomble who spends his weekends cleaning Marianakis love spuds with a loofah and taking instruction for the next headline

He's  another Forest delusional cockwomble who spends his weekends cleaning Marianakis love spuds with a loofah and taking instruction for the next headline

He's  another Forest delusional cockwomble who spends his weekends cleaning Marianakis love spuds with a loofah and taking instruction for the next headline