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I had a brilliant job once mowing grass verges and emptying dog bins on council estates. It was a hot summer and I really wanted to keep the job but I could never seem to get in on a Saturday morning. My boss told me not to turn up again if I missed this next Saturday and I gave him my word I'd be there. I went out as usual that Friday night but somehow managed to find myself in Skegness on Saturday morning so had to find a pay phone and make the excuse of my life. I went into great detail about my sore throat and swollen tonsils and by luck the van I was supposed to be in the back of had broken down anyway and it looked like I was actually going to get away with it until my "friend" opened the door and shouted "he's in Skeggy sack him!". I got sacked.

Oh hang on a minute... reading it again I think it means Andre Wisdom's brother has confirmed that Andre is training with us. Yeah that's it ? Soz for getting hopes up. 

Oh hang on a minute... reading it again I think it means Andre Wisdom's brother has confirmed that Andre is training with us. Yeah that's it ? Soz for getting hopes up. 

Oh hang on a minute... reading it again I think it means Andre Wisdom's brother has confirmed that Andre is training with us. Yeah that's it ? Soz for getting hopes up. 

Read it somewhere ain't I.

Oh hang on a minute... reading it again I think it means Andre Wisdom's brother has confirmed that Andre is training with us. Yeah that's it ? Soz for getting hopes up. 

Oh hang on a minute... reading it again I think it means Andre Wisdom's brother has confirmed that Andre is training with us. Yeah that's it ? Soz for getting hopes up. 

Oh hang on a minute... reading it again I think it means Andre Wisdom's brother has confirmed that Andre is training with us. Yeah that's it ? Soz for getting hopes up. 

Read it somewhere ain't I.

Oh hang on a minute... reading it again I think it means Andre Wisdom's brother has confirmed that Andre is training with us. Yeah that's it ? Soz for getting hopes up. 

Oh hang on a minute... reading it again I think it means Andre Wisdom's brother has confirmed that Andre is training with us. Yeah that's it ? Soz for getting hopes up. 

It was a joke, he's a very good boy x

I had a brilliant job once mowing grass verges and emptying dog bins on council estates. It was a hot summer and I really wanted to keep the job but I could never seem to get in on a Saturday morning. My boss told me not to turn up again if I missed this next Saturday and I gave him my word I'd be there. I went out as usual that Friday night but somehow managed to find myself in Skegness on Saturday morning so had to find a pay phone and make the excuse of my life. I went into great detail about my sore throat and swollen tonsils and by luck the van I was supposed to be in the back of had broken down anyway and it looked like I was actually going to get away with it until my "friend" opened the door and shouted "he's in Skeggy sack him!". I got sacked.

I had a brilliant job once mowing grass verges and emptying dog bins on council estates. It was a hot summer and I really wanted to keep the job but I could never seem to get in on a Saturday morning. My boss told me not to turn up again if I missed this next Saturday and I gave him my word I'd be there. I went out as usual that Friday night but somehow managed to find myself in Skegness on Saturday morning so had to find a pay phone and make the excuse of my life. I went into great detail about my sore throat and swollen tonsils and by luck the van I was supposed to be in the back of had broken down anyway and it looked like I was actually going to get away with it until my "friend" opened the door and shouted "he's in Skeggy sack him!". I got sacked.

Ask @DarkFruitsRam7. He's probably lobbing a bottle of piss across a pub as we speak.

Looks a rate laugh!
 

Everyone stand up

Long to reign over you God save our Queen

Keep your politics to yourself Lineker I want to enjoy tonight. 

C'mon @Beetroot, up your game.
Where's the video of a bloke with a flare up his bum in Leicester Sq?

Ask @DarkFruitsRam7. He's probably lobbing a bottle of piss across a pub as we speak.

Looks a rate laugh!
 

Looks a rate laugh!
 

Ask @DarkFruitsRam7. He's probably lobbing a bottle of piss across a pub as we speak.