JuanFloEvraTheCocu'sNesta

Probably been covered in one of the previous 229 pages but people who are disorganised in airports should be banned from using them.
Not sure you have got all of your documents in order by the time you get to the relevant scanner, booth or checkpoint? Banned.
Got a load of liquids above the allowed limit? Banned.
Just wandered through the scanner with your phone in your pocket? Banned.
Thinking you can stay in the bar and hold everyone up after your flight has been called? Banned.

Probably been covered in one of the previous 229 pages but people who are disorganised in airports should be banned from using them.
Not sure you have got all of your documents in order by the time you get to the relevant scanner, booth or checkpoint? Banned.
Got a load of liquids above the allowed limit? Banned.
Just wandered through the scanner with your phone in your pocket? Banned.
Thinking you can stay in the bar and hold everyone up after your flight has been called? Banned.

Probably been covered in one of the previous 229 pages but people who are disorganised in airports should be banned from using them.
Not sure you have got all of your documents in order by the time you get to the relevant scanner, booth or checkpoint? Banned.
Got a load of liquids above the allowed limit? Banned.
Just wandered through the scanner with your phone in your pocket? Banned.
Thinking you can stay in the bar and hold everyone up after your flight has been called? Banned.

I hadn't even got to people who don't understand how to be normal on a plane. Now you have got me thinking about that as well!

Probably been covered in one of the previous 229 pages but people who are disorganised in airports should be banned from using them.
Not sure you have got all of your documents in order by the time you get to the relevant scanner, booth or checkpoint? Banned.
Got a load of liquids above the allowed limit? Banned.
Just wandered through the scanner with your phone in your pocket? Banned.
Thinking you can stay in the bar and hold everyone up after your flight has been called? Banned.

Probably been covered in one of the previous 229 pages but people who are disorganised in airports should be banned from using them.
Not sure you have got all of your documents in order by the time you get to the relevant scanner, booth or checkpoint? Banned.
Got a load of liquids above the allowed limit? Banned.
Just wandered through the scanner with your phone in your pocket? Banned.
Thinking you can stay in the bar and hold everyone up after your flight has been called? Banned.

You'd get on with one of my best buddies. She's a wonderful girl but boy does she hate airport bimblers ?

Probably been covered in one of the previous 229 pages but people who are disorganised in airports should be banned from using them.
Not sure you have got all of your documents in order by the time you get to the relevant scanner, booth or checkpoint? Banned.
Got a load of liquids above the allowed limit? Banned.
Just wandered through the scanner with your phone in your pocket? Banned.
Thinking you can stay in the bar and hold everyone up after your flight has been called? Banned.

Probably been covered in one of the previous 229 pages but people who are disorganised in airports should be banned from using them.
Not sure you have got all of your documents in order by the time you get to the relevant scanner, booth or checkpoint? Banned.
Got a load of liquids above the allowed limit? Banned.
Just wandered through the scanner with your phone in your pocket? Banned.
Thinking you can stay in the bar and hold everyone up after your flight has been called? Banned.

Groundhog Day. A classic. 9/10. 

Good performance but Schwarz was hand picked to make him look good. Short of tripping over his owm shoelaces and having his shorts fall down Fury was always going to look good in that fight.

Is that what the badge was about? I did wonder! He's become a sort of inane parody of himself now, like a spitting image puppet without the funnies. Watching him trying to hoover up some sort of vicarious glory from his son's career is utterly cringeworthy but then I'm not convinced that Jr's not a complete tube as well. It's reminds me of that seen from In Bruges.....
 

JDG been on the downslope a while IMO. Feel for him a little, but hopefully he's set up after what has been a stellar career.
Eubank still no elite fighter for me. He thinks he's joined the top table now but I think he's still sat beneath it picking up the crumbs. Time will tell I guess.

It will be hilarious if Fury beats Wilder. 

"Price Wildly Estimated"

You mean Angry Dad Simulator 2018?

"Price Wildly Estimated"

That’s me on the left. 

He's with Frank Warren, his whole comeback will be a joke and desperate money spinner to try and save Queensberry Promotions. Fury has the audacity to call AJ a bum, it's laughable really.

Not strictly Derbyshire/Derby but the village in live in has decided to enter the 'Best Kept Village' competition, to make the residents aware of this they have dropped a load of flyers around the place which are now all over the floor and park areas, making the place look very untidy.

I got it wrong today. I’m sorry.

What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle?
Apologise and wipe it off.

What are you eating tonight @JuanFloEvraTheCocu'sNesta?
 

Get on Cities: Skylines as well, it is an incredible game if you like management/building games.

Football cliches in general. 
"If anything he has hit that too well", usually trotted out when someone has needlessly smashed the ball over the bar instead of thinking about what they are doing.
"Half a yard offside", a measurement that seems to apply to anything from 6 inches to 6 feet.
"Earn the right to play", you are on the pitch playing the damn game so you have the right to play football, that is a given.