maxjam

Klopp out! 
Well that's what this forum would be saying. 

Seems like there's a lot more conceded by keepers trying to play the ball out than scored by keepers playing the ball out. Maybe the message to be learnt from that is unless you're brilliant at it then you shouldn't try to be so clever.

Must admit I really enjoy listening to Neville oh lord there’s another goal! 

He's too busy compiling dossiers of everyone who ever wronged him.
 

I hear Billy Davies is still looking for work and mumbling 'unfinished business'

I think they need to give Lamouchi more time.
He's not been able to bring in players, they have a threadbare squad......

A woman goes to the funeral home to visit her late husband whose funeral is the next day.
Upon seeing the body, she says to the funeral director, “Oh, no, you've dressed him in a blue suit! He hated blue and I've given all his other suits to charity!”
The funeral director says, “I'm not sure what we can do at this late hour, but I'll see what I can do.”
The next day, the widow returns and asks if they had managed to sort things out and the undertaker says, “Well, as luck would have it a lady came in last night and said her husband was dressed in a grey suit and that he hated grey”.
“Oh good!”, says the lady.
”Yes”, replied the funeral director, “all we had to do was swap the heads”.

This Chelsea game is cheering me up no end. 

Was over a million players online last night. Ignore Dave, he’s the worst player I’ve ever seen. 

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £1,000; is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN:"I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "£60,000." 
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN:"Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £580,000 for it."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of £500,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.
He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

Knowing Kepa is the most valuable goalkeeper of all time makes me feel like we were all a bit too harsh on Ben Hamer

Season 2 looks awesome ?
 
 
 
Talk on t'internet is that may be a glimpse of Ahsoka at 50s.

Season 2 looks awesome ?
 
 
 
Talk on t'internet is that may be a glimpse of Ahsoka at 50s.