bimmerman

You've just re-created Leeds kits😜
 
 
 
 
Ive tagged the wrong person, I'm very sorry @Millenniumram
My sarcasm now looks stupid, apologies 
What a bamford😆😆

No, longleat. Didn't fancy taking 3 kids under 7 on a plane, so this seemed the least stressful option. Been to butlins the past 5 years in minehead so a change of scenery will be nice

Is that Wildsmith time wasting again? 🤦🤦

Barkhuizen is no mug, 4.5 on TripAdvisor, don't you know. 
 
 

Ilfracombe has become a real drug oriented town with low employment, and Plymouth has become surprisingly one of the most deprived areas in the UK through the lock downs and since, it's become really grim. 
Torquay is fast on that road as well. 
Areas that focus on the hospitality and tourism trade in the south west really haven't started to recover from 2020 yet

Skeggy

With B4 extoling the virtues of holidaying in the Uk on another thread it got me thinking about the grimmest Uk destinations. Rhyl has to be up there, Bridlington particularly around the fair, Blackpool and Great Yarmouth, Whitley Bay. Fair dos there are some great places too, love the Pembrokeshire coast, the Jurassic coast and the North east atlround Robin Hoods Bay and Bamburgh

Sibley-butlins
Barks-Truro
Bird-Newquay
NML-sightseeing in London 
Smith-skinny dipping by the river in Stoke
 
That work for you b4? Reckon I'll get a job at hays travel with destinations like that

Curtis rightly took all the plaudits and emotion when we learned the curtain has finally came down on a brilliant Rams career.
So much so, Richard Stearman's (and James Chester) exit almost went by unnoticed.  
The Steargoat, as he got christened by someone, always gave it us all when representing us, he never complained about not being in the team or squad, plus was a excellent role model for the younger lads.  I'll never forgot when he was interviewed live on TV and stated just "how proud he was to represent this great football club and how much he loved pulling on the shirt".   He almost had the unsung Mark Lillis like cult hero status about him, for those who can remember Ooooh Mark Lillis. 
Wish him the best in whatever his career brings next.  
Good luck to the Steargoat !
Cheers, GDFTT

He’s currently abroad on holiday I heard?

The infamous unnamed German centre back 

Just got word that Maikel Kieftenbeld has finally managed to spell his name right on the contract.

And a German center back!

I think, to be more accurate, we have a lot of IKFAs on here at the moment....

@B4ev6iswill be pleased they are not on holiday overseas

I don't really care about Sunday, and how it ended for Curtis at Derby. It's a shame it did end that way, but he won't be remembered for that moment. He will be remembered for his leadership, professionalism and his loyalty to Derby County over the last 6 years. We've been through a pretty rough last few years, there are many who turned their backs on us, walked away, acted like they cared about the Club but their real actions suggested otherwise. Curtis has done nothing but prove how much he really cares about the Club and given nothing but 100%, as a fan I don't think you can value anything in a player more than that. The term legend is banded around a lot in football, and over the last 20 or so years, we've hardly been blessed with many who could even try to claim that title. I think Curtis Davies is one of those who would have a fair shout at that though.
The highlight for me is Sheffield Wednesday at home, last game of the season, with everything on the line. Even at 36 years old, without yet recovering from what was potentially a career ending injury, he's put his own body on the line to give everything, even for just 10 minutes, to play his part in keeping us up. That alone is enough to ensure that he will always be fondly welcomed back at Pride Park, and I hope he is back soon be that as a player, or a media career he looks set to have.
One thing I will always remember will be the effort he took to talk to me after a game once. I'm a bit too old to be bothered fussing over players, asking for photos etc. When I come up for games, I tend to go into The Yard afterwards to have a drink, see the scores and wait for the footfall to die down. As I was coming out to walk into town, Curtis was walking over to his car so I just said "well played today Curtis", expecting him to just say "thanks" and carry on to his car, wouldn't have thought anything of it if he did that. Instead, he asked where I'd come up from, recognising that I didn't have a local accent. He was thanking me for the support and travelling to watch the team. I just thought that was a really genuine thing to do and shows off what kind of person he is.

Phew ! It's OK, I think I've managed to rescue it. The holiday police will never know 😉

He’ll be back off to Ancient Egypt.
 

Brilliant. @B4ev6is should be made minister for tourism. 
This has cheered me up no end today.

Haydon Roberts - China.

Sounds like Ilkeston to me

Barkhuizen - Battersea
NML - Guatemala
Sibley - Any cul de sac will do
Roberts - anywhere as long as it's not last year's place, turned up in July with a right long face
Bielik - Lourdes