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HMRC are responsible for:
Income Tax, Corporation Tax, Capital Gains Tax, Inheritance Tax, Insurance Premium Tax, Stamp, Land and Petroleum Revenue Taxes
Environmental taxes
climate change and aggregates levy and landfill tax
Value Added Tax (VAT), including import VAT
Customs duty
Excise duties
National Insurance
Tax Credits
Child Benefit
Please don’t put this on Twitter, but my understanding is that we still owe duty on the importation of Albentosa, Camara and Jozwiak, and are massively in arrears on child benefit payments for Knight, Sibley, Buchanan and Bird. The biggest debt to HMRC though falls under the Climate Change Levy where Mel Morris has incurred the club significant fees for the over production of worthless hot air.

HMRC are responsible for:
Income Tax, Corporation Tax, Capital Gains Tax, Inheritance Tax, Insurance Premium Tax, Stamp, Land and Petroleum Revenue Taxes
Environmental taxes
climate change and aggregates levy and landfill tax
Value Added Tax (VAT), including import VAT
Customs duty
Excise duties
National Insurance
Tax Credits
Child Benefit
Please don’t put this on Twitter, but my understanding is that we still owe duty on the importation of Albentosa, Camara and Jozwiak, and are massively in arrears on child benefit payments for Knight, Sibley, Buchanan and Bird. The biggest debt to HMRC though falls under the Climate Change Levy where Mel Morris has incurred the club significant fees for the over production of worthless hot air.

I think the barometer is going to be Rooney. If things are that bad he won't stay - we'll have to sell any player we can and will finish 24th, even if we don't get a points deduction. Rooney just doesn't need that.
If Rooney stays, it means that he is convinced that he will have enough resources to at least aim for mid-table. He'd need to very firm assurances from Mel or knowledge of a credible take over on the horizon to stay. At this point Wayne is king rat...if he abandons we're sinking. 

I think it is entirely possible.

.... and therrre heee goes.  Alonso's vehicle has gone up in a puff of smoke. Team Morris are left shaking their heads in the pits.

 

.... and therrre heee goes.  Alonso's vehicle has gone up in a puff of smoke. Team Morris are left shaking their heads in the pits.

 

.... and therrre heee goes.  Alonso's vehicle has gone up in a puff of smoke. Team Morris are left shaking their heads in the pits.

 

I think it is entirely possible.

You don’t fool me buddy. Got any evidence to prove you are not Nick de Marco?

.... and therrre heee goes.  Alonso's vehicle has gone up in a puff of smoke. Team Morris are left shaking their heads in the pits.

 

.... and therrre heee goes.  Alonso's vehicle has gone up in a puff of smoke. Team Morris are left shaking their heads in the pits.

 

.... and therrre heee goes.  Alonso's vehicle has gone up in a puff of smoke. Team Morris are left shaking their heads in the pits.

 

.... and therrre heee goes.  Alonso's vehicle has gone up in a puff of smoke. Team Morris are left shaking their heads in the pits.

 

.... and therrre heee goes.  Alonso's vehicle has gone up in a puff of smoke. Team Morris are left shaking their heads in the pits.

 

Tough crowd.
He was credible enough to get Mel's blessing.

I think the phrase is "If a tree falls in a Forest, and no one is around to hear it, will it still remind everyone that they won back-to-back European Cups in the late 1970s" 

Less fun though.

Strange really, that taking poo of the pitch for a couple of months will improve it.

This is what worries me. We were always told that Derby would be sold 'ONLY' if it was in the best interests of the club, surely that requires a substantial level of due diligence. Or is it now a case of 'anyone will do'.
I just cant see a sale would have fell through 3 times if proper due diligence had been done on the prospective buyers to ensure they were the best fit for us.
It really concerns me who we could end up with, its almost like we have just been put up for sale on eBay.

Or even a choux-in

Musk, Buffet and Trump. 
Sounds like a holiday night out.

Melinda Gates "You want to spend how much you geeky nerd, on a provincial non achieving soccerball club. I know we said we'd help the poor and dispossessed through our foundation, but some causes are beyond help, spare mansion for you tonight, you'll be hearing from my lawyer's".

Is Mel actually doing any due diligence or does he just hope and pray that the next one is actually going to be telling the truth? Two utter clowns, one after the other, who less than five minutes on Twitter will show as less than credible yet Mel rolls them out as the perfect option.

The world is a confusing place. How has this man managed to get himself a foot in the door at Derby and got himself on talksport several times: 
You barely have to look to find his history of ‘claims’. 
 

That's Mel's P.A.
Known within the club as Miss Haps.