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Tamworthram got a reaction from GboroRam in Buying and Selling Shares
mmmm. Insider dealing? Have you watched Wall Street?
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Tamworthram got a reaction from bigbadbob in Watchable telly
Just finished watching Giri/Haji. Outstanding series that just got better and better.
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Tamworthram reacted to r4derby in Watchable telly
It is a lot slower, takes a while to get going. Not sure it manages introducing new characters as well as it could. Still a good season and looking forward to the third season starting tonight
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Tamworthram got a reaction from Comrade 86 in Watchable telly
I just finished The Dictators Rulebook on Sky if you like a bit of history.
Alternatively, just starting episode 4 of The Swingers (you’ll be disappointed if you’re expecting something as raunchy as the name suggests) on 4OD. It’s in Danish which, like Dutch, isn’t the most soothing of languages in my opinion, but I’m finding it strangely compelling.
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Tamworthram got a reaction from ariotofmyown in Watchable telly
Just finished watching Giri/Haji. Outstanding series that just got better and better.
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Tamworthram got a reaction from Comrade 86 in Watchable telly
Just finished watching Giri/Haji. Outstanding series that just got better and better.
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Tamworthram reacted to SSD in Random stuff that people do that annoy me
McDonalds traffic causing chaos today. 2 hour queue for the Ripley McDonalds I've been told. Christ, I know people are bored but that's shocking. It's not that good.
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Tamworthram got a reaction from Bob The Badger in Watchable telly
Just finished watching Giri/Haji. Outstanding series that just got better and better.
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Tamworthram reacted to Mostyn6 in Rate the last film you saw partie deux
The Truman Show.
One of my favourite films and truly underrated. Igor/10 for me.
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Tamworthram reacted to BriggRam in Watchable telly
it doesn't get any better........and the characters get more despicable, wished i'd stopped after number 2
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Tamworthram reacted to Mucker1884 in Random stuff that people do that annoy me
Lots of new cyclists about... adults and kids. (Yes... IT is obvious!)
Ok, so maybe it ain't trendy to have/use a bell, but FFS, with all that wobbling, swerving, and kids forgetting to use their brakes, give yourselves a sporting chance of keeping out of A&E whilst they've got better things to do... WEAR A DUCKING HELMET!
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Tamworthram reacted to Anag Ram in Watchable telly
I actually found it deteriorated.
The first few were ludicrous but strangely entertaining in an over the top 'look how crazy we all are shagging and taking drugs' kind of way.
It then got turgid in a middle-classed navel gazing exercise of where it all went wrong.
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Tamworthram got a reaction from JoetheRam in Random stuff that people do that annoy me
I get great satisfaction when the pigeons manage to read my sign and do their business on my wife’s car instead of mine:
”Always poo on the red car on the drive”
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Tamworthram reacted to JoetheRam in Random stuff that people do that annoy me
It puts you in the "I feel your pain, why did we do this" bracket every time it rains. Or when the trees shed their pollen. Or when previously unnoticed dust decides to blow onto the roof/bonnet seconds after cleaning it.
Or it marks you out as an easy going, live and let live guy who doesn't mind driving a dirty car. I wish I was like that.
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Tamworthram reacted to Mick Brolly in Random stuff that people do that annoy me
We're living on teams it's as simple as that.
This advert is driving me mad.
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Tamworthram reacted to Seaside Ram in Rate the last film you saw partie deux
The Irishman . Three and a half hours of my life i wont get back . 4/10
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Tamworthram reacted to FindernRam in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
My friend Dipstick just told me that he robbed a shop last night.
"What did you get?" I asked. "26 pictures," he smiled, showing me.
"The cheapest one is worth over £180,000."
I said, "Mate, these are from an estate agents."
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I couldn't believe it today, when I came home and was told by my wife that my 5-year-old son wasn't actually mine.
She says that I need to pay more attention when picking him up from school.
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My brother took being sent to jail really badly. He refused all offers of food and drink, spat and swore at anyone who came near him,
then smeared the walls with his own faeces.......
I'll never play Monopoly with him again
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My wife said she wanted to experiment in the bedroom...
So I got her a chemistry set and went to the pub.
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I came home from the pub four hours late last night.
"Where the heck have you been?" screamed my wife.
I said, "I've been playing poker with some blokes."
"Playing poker with some blokes?" she repeated.
"Well, you can pack your bags and go!"
"So can you," I said. "This isn't our house any more."
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Tamworthram reacted to 1967Ram in Watchable telly
Currently re-watching Mad Dogs on NowTV (Sky) though not sure I've seen all the seasons. Brilliant TV - funny, bloody scary, emotional.
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Tamworthram reacted to FindernRam in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
My wife said to me, "You weren't even listening were you?"
I thought, "That's a strange way to start a conversation!"
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Tamworthram got a reaction from TuffLuff in Watchable telly
I thought I'd set your expectations low then you may be pleasantly surprised. (as I say to the wife but, I still seem to disappoint?)
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Tamworthram got a reaction from DarkFruitsRam7 in Watchable telly
I thought I'd set your expectations low then you may be pleasantly surprised. (as I say to the wife but, I still seem to disappoint?)
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Tamworthram reacted to King Kevin in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?
These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said ...
in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had
the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
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ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you pooping me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
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ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral...
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
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And last:
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
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Tamworthram reacted to TuffLuff in Watchable telly
An oldy but started watching Still Game on Netflix over lockdown, just to watch something less intense and it’s perfect. Just a daft and funny sitcom with a wee bit of heart. Lovely stuff and easy going. Final series is only on iplayer though at the moment.
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Tamworthram got a reaction from JoetheRam in Rate the last film you saw partie deux
Probably an unpopular opinion but I watched Once upon a time in Hollywood last weekend and quite enjoyed it. 7/10
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Tamworthram got a reaction from Rev in Rate the last film you saw partie deux
Probably an unpopular opinion but I watched Once upon a time in Hollywood last weekend and quite enjoyed it. 7/10