Boycie

1 minute ago, AbuDerbyDave said:

Did you go Loco

I’m not rising to your bait!
 

 @DayTold me I shunt.

On 29/04/2024 at 10:47, Day said:

I'll start.

Successfully trusting the first fart since Friday, honestly, I haven't smiled as much since we were promoted to the Championship.

Leaving a customers house in Grimsby after having to suffer his flatulence all day.

3 minutes ago, Day said:

Think I live a sheltered life now, wasn't aware there was any animosity between us and Bolton. 

Bloody Mushroom!

our rivals in order of most hated are

Bolton

Lesta

Notts Forest.

Wycombe’s car park.

Burton. 

9 minutes ago, Archied said:

Can see why you arnt chuffed 🤷🏻‍♂️

Puns aside, I was steaming when I found out the news it was all BS.

On 29/04/2024 at 22:09, Abu Derby said:

The caravan king perhaps?

He lost all respect from me when it was reported that he was to save the narrow gauge railway at Markeaton Park from being torn up.

Now it’s spread around the country from Scarborough to Cornwall! 
 

Get out.

Two mistakes made.

1 Butlins.

2 Skegness.

(I assume it was Skegness, only scan read it, as I doubt you’d be arsed to drive to Minehead or the other one on the south coast that nobody from up norths ever been too.)

He did well to read his script with those tears in his eyes. Well done Ed, glad you’re back to see us get promoted.

Is Gadsby rich enough?  He didn’t step in when it was really required did he?

3 minutes ago, Mostyn6 said:

I hacked Boycie's account and his password was C@dEzER0mYHEr0

You cruel beast!  He catfished me.

Sigh, we are an entitled bunch aren’t we?

2 hours ago, Day said:

Time for @Boycie to find himself some new passwords.

Common and easily guessed passwords like 'admin' or '12345' are being banned in the UK as part of world-first laws to protect against cyber attacks.

As well as default passwords, if a user suggests a common password they will be prompted to change it on creation of a new account.

https://news.sky.com/story/admin-and-12345-banned-from-being-used-as-passwords-in-uk-crackdown-on-cyber-attacks-13125565

 

Feck

Is it one of them bombs mixed with dark fruit?

Is it Sunday kick off? Sky’s ruined footie for me.

9 hours ago, Ellafella said:

As we kick-off I shall be travelling from Nuwara Eliya to Elle in Sri Lanka so Now TV day pass on my iPhone for me. 

Half fan! 🤭😅

2 hours ago, Mucker1884 said:

Please tell me you didn't pay £80,000,000 for it! 😲 

Don’t be daft.

she waited 6 months and got it for a lot less!

@Dayis the only bloke i know who did the retirement/work the opposite way around. 

League looking different on the sky app?

The smell of plastic in this thread is quite intoxicating I’m told.

I don’t think it is though, hope everyone gets tickets! 👍🏻

Maybe the waterfall maybe the nearest with sky sports? Unless the Merlin has Sky?

The way I see it is that man united were happy with the goal being ruled off side.  Coventry fans would have been happy if it was man united who’d scored the winning goal and it’d been chalked off.  Swings and roundabouts 

Dancing with the devil.

I remember when everyone chanted that MM was one of our own.

But, Mr Clowes deserves his own credit too, invested in Derby when it wasn’t looking a good investment return to the premier league like MM did.

Well done David.

I’m looking forward to another trip to Wembley me.

8 minutes ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said:

I’m at the Duke of Cambridge. Going to try and sneak in at half time 

Hasn’t the pub got a toilet?

A few tickets have been made available here, be quick all you plastic’s!

https://www.cambridgecityfc.com/1st-team-match-centre

22 hours ago, uttoxram75 said:

Take no notice of Boycie mate. he's probably had a schooner of port,

Don’t talk like a punt! 🤭