Wolfie20

Drunk or stood behind a stanchion?  ?

If English is your first language (as opposed to 'American' English) shouldn't it be 'realised'?  ?

Watching Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing for about the 4th time. Absolutely hilarious 

Watching Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing for about the 4th time. Absolutely hilarious 

Watching Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing for about the 4th time. Absolutely hilarious 

Set No8

I think Root has had a poor day. Pakistan had lost 3 fairly quick wickets in the morning session to the seam bowlers so what does he do on the resumption - bowls himself and Bess with the new ball due soon, they go for 4 an over,  thereby allowing the 2 batsmen to settle themselves in again and clock up a century partnership.
Not much better with the bat. Gets a reprieve after he'd padded up to a ball outside the off stump which just goes over the top. Then, with the first 3 batsmen back in the pavilion and only 60 odd on the board, he tries to cut a ball which was much too close to him.
He needs a better day tomorrow or England, yet again, will lose the first test of a series.
 

Now then ladies and gentleman... firstly I hope you are all well and secondly sorry for the mother of rants which is about to unfold...
As some may be aware from the ‘new parents’ thread I made last year I am lucky enough to now be the father of the most incredible little lady this planet has ever seen, also from that thread some of you may be aware that the pregnancy wasn’t all plain sailing. 
Unfortunately neither does the living side seem to be. Our daughter had corrective surgery to save her life at 1 day old... in the next 44 days before coming home she would go on to have 5 collapsed lungs, 2 cardiac arrests, 1 blood transfusion, 7 ventilations, 2 more surgeries and numerous amount of pain relief/medication.
last Friday though everything was brilliant and me and my wife were finally able to bring her home... the next few days were the best of my life and something that we were robbed of for the first month and a half of her life, we had numerous visitors and for to introduce her to her family.
on Tuesday we went to the park with our other daughter as quite understandably she was quite overwhelmed and a bit jealous about her new little sister... whilst at the park I was feeding Clara-Leisa who subsequently stopped breathing and vomited blood through her mouth and nose. I had to do CPR in the middle of the park on her as the air ambulance (absolutely amazing) and 2 road ambulances turned up. 
Thankfully I managed to get her breathing again and the incredible paramedics and drs kept her going and she’s on the mend.
i don’t really know the purpose of this post but just felt it would possibly help to have a Release.
photo’s included of how she is today as I realise what I’ve written is traumatic and we could be a lot worse... 

If he's Gary Charles' son then it's not really much of a surprise since he's a director of Tornado Sports Management 

Mike Dean - that's how

Try Gomorrah - I think it's even better than The Wire

Not a chance but would love it to be Man U

If goal-line technology always worked Villa would now be dumped back into the Championship.
Grrrrrrrr!!!

If goal-line technology always worked Villa would now be dumped back into the Championship.
Grrrrrrrr!!!

Mike Dean - that's how

If there’s one thing I’ve learned in life, it’s that you should never listen to @MuespachRam

Try Gomorrah - I think it's even better than The Wire

Forest behind to Stoke and Swansea winning - can it happen? PLEASE!!!

Penalty to Fulham - 1 up ?

If English is your first language (as opposed to 'American' English) shouldn't it be 'realised'?  ?

If English is your first language (as opposed to 'American' English) shouldn't it be 'realised'?  ?

Whenever I need cheering up I go on there - they really are a foul-mouthed bunch of idiots.
They really have it in for Butland. Their defender commits a ridiculous challenge on the stroke of half-time and most of the vitriol is directed towards their keeper because he dives the wrong way for the penalty.

Leeds have played well and Stoke have been dreadful but Hinchcliffe's fawning over them is excruciating.

Whenever I need cheering up I go on there - they really are a foul-mouthed bunch of idiots.
They really have it in for Butland. Their defender commits a ridiculous challenge on the stroke of half-time and most of the vitriol is directed towards their keeper because he dives the wrong way for the penalty.

If English is your first language (as opposed to 'American' English) shouldn't it be 'realised'?  ?