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Or, sandpaper down the front of the other doors

Or, sandpaper down the front of the other doors

A bit like how I now deal with the calls "were you involved in an accident that wasn't your fault?". I tell them it wasn't an accident, and if I see him again I'll kill the little s**t. They tend to be a bit lost for words and hang up. 

Lucky b*******. 
Mine and the wife's is nearly £80 a month. Life insurance - I think you're talking about building and contents. 

I see the plumber also cut in the paintwork on the wall corners too.
That was good of him.  😁

Get the missus to email them back, saying "Sorry, but on behalf of my late husband, I can confirm it will no longer be required!".  Add a lily motif to the bottom corner, and some tearful emojis for added effect!  
👀

Jack Wilshere

Giles Barnes.  A dose of Billy Big Bollox and a crude Stoke midfielder doing the damage.  Rather than playing his way back to form and fitness at Derby, he chose too go on loan to Fulham and never got a game.  

Absolutely without the industrial revolution, we'd be still cultivating a bit of soil and feeding a cow, if we were lucky. However it's undeniable that it's the same massive leap forward in our society is the cause of the speeding up of the end of it. I'm pleased Musk is able to do something about it, and it's a shame that not more people are willing to use their wealth in a positive way. If anything, they're just accelerating things mostly. 

The EFL strike again 

Ladies of the forum, feel free to reply to Foreveram’s post with the knowledge you shall not be banned or receive a warning. 
Don’t hold back. 

Tell her to do her hair and put some makeup on.😂

Playing the ball in and around the corner flag, whilst keeping... or attempting to keep... it in play is neither cheating, nor time wasting. 
Same goes for tippy-tapping along the back line around the 18 yrd box.  It's 100% down to the oppo to win the ball back.
I'm very very tempted to say it ain't even gamesmanship either, but would be happy to listen to opinions on that score.

Only difference when we time waste, is that we have a habit of ballsing that-up too.
Anyone remember Colin's QPR being 2-0 down at PP with 90 minutes up? 😭
 

As I am sure you are all aware, there were two extremely serious injuries yesterday to their gallant numbers 22 and 33.
It was heartbreaking to see the 33 crawl pitifully back on to the pitch so he could reach a teammate and whisper his last words to pass on to his wife and children. The number 22 had a serious head injury requiring extensive physio work on his leg and again only the miraculous intervention of the highly trained medical staff delayed serious harm.
However, a friend of mine who works at the Royal, has reported that neither is likely to make it through another night. Can we please come together as a football family to pray hard for these brave warriors - real men - who gave so much to the game that we all love. 

So sorry (not) I want to sort an 18th birthday special meal and thought would spend the money in our club instead of elsewhere as sure every little still helps

Can I just check - does that mean you're dead? 

Can I just check - does that mean you're dead? 

Can I just check - does that mean you're dead?